The Tequila Lounge

[WantonWitch]

Well don't look at me..... I feed 'em and water 'em..... the rest is up to you !

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Well...I think you need entertainment in here...not sure what yet....the male dancers didn't work...your accordian playing certainly didn't work...altho, Witchie and I singing brought some people in....

 

[WantonWitch]

A pack of dogs and the murder squad does not count as customers Yes

But then again...... at least the murder squad bought drinks

 

[JustFlow]

I know... we can get one of those bulls!! You know... the kind with the mats all around?

 

[WantonWitch]

It's an idea I s'pose ..................

 

[JustFlow]

Now that doesn't sound very positive... I suppose YOU have a better idea?

 

[WantonWitch]

nope.... it's your place..... you want a bull... you have a bull, can't be worse than the male dancers.




try and remember to stand well back from bull in evening when customers have drunk a little more than is good for them............

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

I say midget bowling....(no offense to any midgets that may be here)

 

[JustFlow]

Hey I know! Female dancers that ride the bull bareback and put on a show with the midgets!!!!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Sounds like a plan !

 

[JustFlow]

Awesome! Did I mention that we need a dancer for this evening? The DanceHoe temp service is closed today.

 

[JustFlow]

So quiet in here... gonna be talking to myself soon. Not that I don't do that already. Well, not really. It's more like mumbling. Yeah that's it... mumbling. And mumbling one can pass off as humming and humming is something that everyone...

 

[chromebutterfly]

Hmm. yes... quiet...

*punches jukebox... Sarah Maclachlan... starts singing and swaying quietly next to the bar.*

A buttery nipple, please?

 

[JustFlow]

Ahhhhhh... B14... "Angel"... nice choice.

Now where's that butterscotch schnapps? Here we are... *adds schnapps to the bailey's and stirs*

For you CB... on the house. Hope it's to your liking.

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Hmmm....did this joint close down??? Awfully quiet in here, dust starting to settle on the bottles....can't have that....grabs the bottle of Cuervo...dusts it off...skips the shot glass.......................ahhhhhh good stuff!

 

[JustFlow]

Now there's a woman after my own heart... wanna share that bottle? I don't have cooties I swear.

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

You sure??? Commer...I think I need to check it out firsthand, kind of like monkey's do!

 

[JustFlow]

Hmmmmm... just remember I didn't say I don't have fleas. There IS a difference ya know?

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Cooties....fleas.....same thing....just don't start doing what the monkey's do everytime you take your kids to the zoo, you would think they would have some manners! Now commer....I wasn't done grooming you.......and pass that bottle back.....

 

[JustFlow]

Monkeys? Why? You trying to bring up the subject of bananas for some reason?

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

OK....now don't get me started on BANANAS....I have some strong feelings about them you know!!!!! So just don't go there....and for cripes pete....will you start dusting these bottles off.....you've let this place to to pot....and give me the bottle back....DON'T make me have to come and get it!!!!!!!!

 

[JustFlow]

Not sure why the place is looking like this... believe it or not I had two... count 'em two barmaids but neither one has shown for work the last couple of days.

LOOK! if you're gonna be drinking my shit the way you are why don't you drink the stuff on the bottom shelf over there... this 1800 is MINE, MINE, MINE!

 

[WantonWitch]

Sorry.................... knew I was meant to be somewhere for the last 2 days

 

[JustFlow]

Quite alright... you have been working straight through since we opened the doors... you deserve some time off. Besides, not been much activity here recently... but that could be BECAUSE of your time away.

 

[chromebutterfly]

Thanks, JustFlow, for the buttery nip. Quite nice... sweet... slides down easy... Needing something sweet right now. Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a 'rita on the rocks, salted rim... only with Cuervo, though, babe -

Nice to see you here, Witchie. Think I'll have to stop by more often.

*Licks butterschots from lips*

Sweeeet...