The Tequila Lounge

[WantonWitch]

3000 comediennes out of work and you seem to think you're one of them.

Maybe we could start a stand-up night and you can pretend to be funny... I'm sure you'll get a few pity laughs.

I was just being honest, Boss You don't pay me enough to be funny ...........

 

[JustFlow]

You ever get the feeling you were being watched?

 

[WantonWitch]

All the time............

 

[JustFlow]

Yep... a few bottles of that 1800 sure would go down nice right about now. No, no... i mean REALLY!

 

[WantonWitch]

You're the boss, help yourself

 

[JustFlow]

Ahhhh Yes... the boss. That does have a nice ring to it doesn't it? Wait a minute? If I'm the boss why is it that I'm the one doing all the ass kissing around here? Something's just not right with that picture... What the Fuck?!

 

[WantonWitch]

* Quickly pours a drink and hands it to JF Here you go Boss

 

[JustFlow]

Mmmmmm... thanks Wanton. Just what I needed. Now what was I saying?

 

[WantonWitch]

You were just saying how nice it is to be the boss

 

[JustFlow]

That's right... but I must say I make crappy marketing decisions hey? Not that I'd expect you to agree with me... You just don't have the mind to now these things... now your bod and that smile... yep, you've earned your degree in that! NOT that I'm chauvinistic

 

[WantonWitch]

That's right... but I must say I make crappy marketing decisions hey? Not that I'd expect you to agree with me... You just don't have the mind to know these things.. NOT that I'm chauvinistic

I do have a spell for turning people into pigs as well as toads !

 

[JustFlow]

But did you not notice the bod and smile part? And not to mention the view when you walk away! Some people are so hard to please... geeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

 

[WantonWitch]

Very hard to please indeed, you just called me a brainless bimbo !

 

[JustFlow]

Seems as if my humor has upset you and for that I sincerely apologize. Now get that cute ass in gear and order some more Cuervo 1800... that stuff seems to just disappear.

 

[WantonWitch]

Seems as if my humor has upset you and for that I sincerely apologize. Now get that cute ass in gear and order some more Cuervo 1800... that stuff seems to just disappear.

I should think so too !

You'd make a lovely toad tho'

Already done, despite your slur on my brains

 

[tall_n_tight]

Such tension in the air. Since I had more than enough to drink last night, I think I will head to the other side of the bar to serve tonight.

Can I get anyone a drink?

 

[WantonWitch]

Such tension in the air. Since I had more than enough to drink last night, I think I will head to the other side of the bar to serve tonight.

Can I get anyone a drink?

Ohhhh good, I get a night off........... Large brandy please TnT

 

[tall_n_tight]

Ohhhh good, I get a night off........... Large brandy please TnT

But of course. One large brandy served in a crystal snifter.

Would you like it warmed slightly?

 

[WantonWitch]

But of course. One large brandy served in a crystal snifter.

Would you like it warmed slightly?

S'ok.... I have very warm hands

 

[tall_n_tight]

S'ok.... I have very warm hands

So I have heard.

 

[WantonWitch]

So I have heard.

Oh dear

 

[tall_n_tight]

Oh dear

No, no. It was offered as the most sincere of compliments.

 

[WantonWitch]

No, no. It was offered as the most sincere of compliments.

Awwwwww, thank you sweetie

So, did you have a fun time with your friends ?

 

[tall_n_tight]

Awwwwww, thank you sweetie

So, did you have a fun time with your friends ?

I did! Watched some college basketball last night. There were 8 or 10 of us over at a friends house with a big screen TV. He has parties there ALL the time! We watched a real barn burner even if my friends team lost. I had no dog in the hunt so it was fun regardless of who won.

In fact, thinking a big screen TV over in the corner might be a grand idea!

 

[WantonWitch]

You know, that's a great idea...... you ought to mention it to the boss