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Completely discombobulated they contemplated the breathtaking absurdity of their lousy squabble, secure only in their precious solitude.

They loathed such an abominable hullabaloo, and were left sorrowful at the gruesome space cleaved. Likely both knew that beautiful things were worthy. (Those, of course, and the delightful swell of a scrumptious dandy). A lovely dream mayhap, to embrace again.

Bonus points duly given, for the use of discombobulated and not skedaddle :)
 
She drinks crabbies ... or she has the crabbies? :eek:

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Don't tell her I asked that. Askin' somethin' like that of an old librarian who actually has the crabs makes them really REALLY mad!

:D
 
She drinks crabbies ... or she has the crabbies? :eek:

...

Don't tell her I asked that. Askin' somethin' like that of an old librarian who actually has the crabs makes them really REALLY mad!

:D

You want her to revoke your Library Card? A lifetime ban? Librarians wield enormous power and they aren't afraid to use it. You really think she has crabbies?

;);)
 
Crabs is nothing to a librarian compared to a hungry bookworm

:eek: She's got crabs and worms too!!! :eek:

Ooooooooooooooooo!

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Where has the wormy, crabby Mollie gone anyway? She hasn't been around for a week now! :cool:
 
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