The twelve porn Apostles

[rgraham666]

I'm a heretic. I can't be an apostle.

Except maybe of Charley's wit. At least I assume it's wit. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

But hey! I'm well known enough to be used as a title!

 

[Guest]

I'm a heretic. I can't be an apostle.

Except maybe of Charley's wit. At least I assume it's wit. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

But hey! I'm well known enough to be used as a title!

baby, if Charles is being a snobby sloppy second cuming of christ....
ill use you...

 

[CharleyH]

I'm a heretic. I can't be an apostle.

Except maybe of Charley's wit. At least I assume it's wit. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

But hey! I'm well known enough to be used as a title!

HUH, Huh what?

 

[CharleyH]

baby, if Charles is being a snobby sloppy second cuming of christ....
ill use you...

And if not, I AM CERTAIN Lucky will let me spankyou HARD! Where is her story? I may have double duty

 

[rgraham666]

baby, if Charles is being a snobby sloppy second cuming of christ....
ill use you...

Take me now Lord!

 

[Guest]

And if not, I AM CERTAIN Lucky will let me spankyou HARD! Where is her story? I may have double duty

now THAT would be tantamount to jello wrestling...
just gimme a sex..erm..sec to get things set up for the two of you...
dear god...
i just clenched.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

oh god do i love to use my tongue!
for medicinal purposes ofcourses....

Y'know, the excuses I've thought up to get you to lick things (a rash, a sore) don't sound convincing, so I'll avoid further persuit of said tongue for the moment.



Q_C

 

[Guest]

Y'know, the excuses I've thought up to get you to lick things (a rash, a sore) don't sound convincing, so I'll avoid further persuit of said tongue for the moment.



Q_C

usually, its for... aching muscles...needy body parts...
i avoid the... other....
spank you very much.

 

[sophia jane]

Y'know, the excuses I've thought up to get you to lick things (a rash, a sore) don't sound convincing, so I'll avoid further persuit of said tongue for the moment.



Q_C

Painful enlargement? Sudden growth? Those seem like good options.

SJ

 

[CharleyH]

now THAT would be tantamount to jello wrestling...
just gimme a sex..erm..sec to get things set up for the two of you...
dear god...
i just clenched.

LUCKY is Jello, (CAT FIGHT- mud or JELLO) I know you are more crawaling on the hand, as (look around) any one here She will, yow ... she is unique, and so are you.

 

[Dar~]

another possibility is for sudden wetness, oozing parts . . ooh I am turning myself on

 

[sophia jane]

another possibility is for sudden wetness, oozing parts . . ooh I am turning myself on

the word "oozing" scares me.

SJ

 

[carsonshepherd]

me too. Juicy sounds better. Or dripping. Even sopping will do.

 

[CharleyH]

another possibility is for sudden wetness, oozing parts . . ooh I am turning myself on

And what wettness, you are turning me on

 

[Quiet_Cool]

me too. Juicy sounds better. Or dripping. Even sopping will do.

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

 

[Guest]

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

AMEN!

 

[CharleyH]

Damn You People!

 

[Dar~]

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

Does it spurt, b/c that is gr8 too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

I bet it drips though....

(bad Carson! bad!)

 

[Dar~]

And what wettness, you are turning me on

Damp slit wetness.

 

[CharleyH]

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

Does that mean you don't cum?

 

[rgraham666]

My penis neither oozes or sops. I think that's a good thing.



Q_C

Mine throbs and spits.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Mine throbs, spurts, twitches, drips....

 

[rgraham666]

Does that mean you don't cum?

I do, but I insist on my partner going off at least three times before I do.

 

[Dar~]

Mine throbs, spurts, twitches, drips....

. . and he has to be gay! *curses under her breath*