The Ultimate Rory Thread. Fact!

Simmer down, everyone - you're losing focus. Take a deep breath, and concentrate on what this thread is about...

...me.

:D

To be completely honest, you are their catharsis.

"Rory...the ultimate LIB who we can project our misery on to."
 
Simmer down, everyone - you're losing focus. Take a deep breath, and concentrate on what this thread is about...

...me.

:D

Oh Rory, why must you haunt the dreams of the lowly rightie losers? :D


Que, once again, is trying to steal someone's sunshine.
 
Splendid. Gym, good dinner, and the most overt tribute thread someone's made for me in almost 72 hours. :cool:

How's yours?

Well, thank you.

Went to the jewelry store after work. When I got home I took the cat out for a nice romp in the flower bed, had dinner and am now relaxing a bit before bed.

It's not been a bad day all in all. :)
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/progres...with-them-on-everything-they-will-destroy-you

U.S.—Progressive spokespeople issued a statement this morning offering a friendly reminder that if you don't agree with them on every last issue they will absolutely destroy you.

"It doesn't matter if you're with us on 90% of issues. If you disagree on one thing, we will make it our goal to ruin your career, your livelihood, and your reputation," one woman, speaking on behalf of the nation's progressives, said. "It doesn't even matter if you said one tiny thing years ago that seems to go against our progressive agenda. We. Will. Destroy. You."
The progressive movement also issued a handy list of issues that you must agree with them on:
Abortion
Healthcare
Captain Marvel
Taxing the rich and eating their still-beating hearts
Universal basic income
Democratic communism
Donald Trump literally being Hitler reincarnated
The Last Jedi
Open borders
Gun control
Seizing the means of production
Eliminating the electoral college
Free college
Free everything
Everything else
"If you don't march in lockstep with us, we will call you a Nazi, reply to your every tweet, haunt your every waking moment, and mob you until you die."

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/laughing-at-you-gif-6.gif

Jurney...stick to the fail old guy jokes, dude. This ain't it. :D
 
Man, if only "I'm Not a Trump Humper but" posters like the OPee and FecalMatterLicker stick to writing about tossing salad and the like and stay out of the political masturbation...

Rightist old men are exhausting...
 
Man, if only "I'm Not a Trump Humper but" posters like the OPee and FecalMatterLicker stick to writing about tossing salad and the like and stay out of the political masturbation...

Rightist old men are exhausting...

And tedious. With a tendency toward self righteous martyrdom.
 
Man, if I only had your life, I could talk the same shit you do.

How's the grandson and Squanto holding up? :D

If you had done what he has done, to get the life that he's got . . you would.

Stay pressed like a 80/20 poly/cotton blend
 
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And tedious. With a tendency toward self righteous martyrdom.

They always want to have the last word as if this makes them the victor, on a two bit message board. :rolleyes:

That's what their pride amounts to these days with their entitled and pompous attitudes.

What tickles me, they hate and do not respect certain races, have a low opinion of women, yet are hurt when said groups have the nerve to clap back at them. They are also very obsessed with certain posters.

Unlikable creatures.
 
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