the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

[Kajira Callista]

Mother's milk ... "sweet as honey dew"

lol that actually depends on if mommy ate honey before you drank or not.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Comparison

The average man swims two feet per second.

The average mako swims fifty feet per second.

1.3 miles per hour versus 34 miles per hour.

It's like watching a freight train hit a helium balloon tied to the track.

You know something's going to pop loud, but you still cringe when it does.

 

[BrightFlower]

And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

You know, I can't read any quote from Monty Python without actually HEARING them say it in my head...

 

[snowy ciara]

"the parrot! 'e's dead!"

 

[esclave_PP]

"Tis but a scratch....merely a fleshwound...."

 

[redelicious]

http://www.signals.com/signals/Fun_1AD/Item_Monty-Python-Toys_AQ4762G_ps_cti-1AD.html

 

[BrightFlower]

OMG, a friend of mine got me the chomping rabbit as a present...

 

[esclave_PP]

I want one!!!! Run away! I ordered the knight and the bunny.

 

[BrightFlower]

Well, what can I say? I always like a BIT of peril.....

 

[esclave_PP]

heheheh I can't wait for my knight to come, just so I can chop off his legs...buahahah

 

[snowy ciara]

lol that actually depends on if mommy ate honey before you drank or not.

So what does it taste like? Now I'm all curious, and not likely to wander about looking for lactating ladies to find out...

I'm assuming that it sort of changes according to what she eats, but any general ideas?

 

[FungiUg]

My lover tells a funny story about how she expressed some breast milk for her oldest and left it in a container in the fridge, only to find her ex then used it in his coffee...

 

[Kajira Callista]

So what does it taste like? Now I'm all curious, and not likely to wander about looking for lactating ladies to find out...

I'm assuming that it sort of changes according to what she eats, but any general ideas?

salty-sweet.

 

[redelicious]

So what does it taste like? Now I'm all curious, and not likely to wander about looking for lactating ladies to find out...

I'm assuming that it sort of changes according to what she eats, but any general ideas?

I've read it's similar to bananas. I don't drink milk of any kind, so I couldn't tell you from personal experience.

 

[Kajira Callista]

My lover tells a funny story about how she expressed some breast milk for her oldest and left it in a container in the fridge, only to find her ex then used it in his coffee...

here is weird. i was making christmas cookies for a party we were going to and i have a think for raw cookie dough ate some...the dough was dark green i was making christmas trees, dyed with food coloring. i needed to pump and save so i could go out w/out a child attached to my breast, and when i did i pumped green milk it took me and my horrified hubby 20 mins to figure out why.
anyway...do you prefer milk or half n half in your morning coffee?

 

[snowy ciara]

Milk.. Plain old cow milk, though, not breast milk...

Any one else have an opinion.

thinks of KC with weird greeen alien breast milk and shudders..

Sorry, KC, but the image I got.. rofl

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Prince - 2 Nigs United 4 West Compton

Serve it up, frankie

This is girl, did u know
Precisely what I let robert
I intend 2
Do, honey. cut my hair this
Lookit... morning?
Oh, girl,
Where'd u get
Those shoes? he looked so bad!
These are I'm so tired.
Fuck-me pumps. he's great!
Mmm-hmm, who, robert? is this full enough?
I know that's
Right, honey frankie, I just maurice, man go on up there
Want an apology and say somethin'
Maurice, what or u can kiss [{backwards whisper}]
Can I serve u? my supernatural ass frankie, play
Squirrel meat! something, bitch
Don't try it!

Cat, what's happenin? babe? bitch, will u play something?
Get outta my face!
Honey, it's not that type of party [talk 2 me, talk 2 me]
Whatchoo mean? [...] answer to life
Honey, u see these pumps? answer honey, [you ain't gonna quit]
I wanna, I wanna, I want u bitch!
2 meet some friends of mine who u callin? bitch? ho bitch!
Who? who u callin? "ho bitch,"?
No no, you'll like them, black ho bitch! (why don't u play)
(somethin...shit)
They're... they're musicians...

2 nigs united 4 west compton!

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmm he has a way of confusing people doesnt he

 

[AngelicAssassin]

non sequitur: a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from anything previously said.

 

[Kajira Callista]

non sequitur: a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from anything previously said.

ok this is the second time someone felt the need to explain that to me. Imagine this i even knew how to spell it right the first time. Lemme just add....isnt that what i did by making the statement i made in both cases?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Green eggs and ham.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Green eggs and ham.

 

[WriterDom]

Main Entry: non se·qui·tur
Pronunciation: 'nän-'se-kw&-t&r also -"tur
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, it does not follow
Date: 1540
1 : an inference that does not follow from the premises; specifically : a fallacy resulting from a simple conversion of a universal affirmative proposition or from the transposition of a condition and its consequent
2 : a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from anything previously said

 

[Kajira Callista]

silly dominant types....it doesnt say "the define non-sequitur in every post you make thread"

 

[snowy ciara]

Green eggs and ham.

Sam I a-.. er, nevermind...