AngelicAssassin
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the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread
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snowy ciara
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"I will not dob AA, Sir with my bingo dobber.."
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"I will not dob AA, Sir with my bingo dobber.."
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Non Sequitur Ramble - or Rant?
Why do the gods and goddesses insist on piling on the woes, when our backs are so bent under the load we carry already?
What color is love?
Can't we all just get along?
I'd give my left little toe - hell, both little toes - for enough lotto numbers to win just one or two thousand dollars.
Have we ever had such a boring presidential election campaign? Eisenhower-Stevenson, maybe?
I bowl right-handed. That's good - I am right-handed.
What good is cable/satellite television, when the producers and actors can't give us anything worth watching on 5 channels, let alone 500?
I'm going to miss daylight savings time in a couple of months.
Why do the gods and goddesses insist on piling on the woes, when our backs are so bent under the load we carry already?
What color is love?
Can't we all just get along?
I'd give my left little toe - hell, both little toes - for enough lotto numbers to win just one or two thousand dollars.
Have we ever had such a boring presidential election campaign? Eisenhower-Stevenson, maybe?
I bowl right-handed. That's good - I am right-handed.
What good is cable/satellite television, when the producers and actors can't give us anything worth watching on 5 channels, let alone 500?
I'm going to miss daylight savings time in a couple of months.
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have you ever seen a harvest moon?
snowy ciara
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big fat orangey spooky thing hanging low over the earth with a scary glow. Oh yeah!
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i think we get one next month...i like them, you kinda wanna walk up to it and touch it.snowy ciara said:
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Obligatory spew alert..
a disorganized ramble on cocks..
Okay, I know that internal plumbing seems weird for guys, but y'know, I've been thinking about cocks a lot lately, and I've been thinking they're a little bit weird.
First off, a cock is not subtle nor is it discreet. A lady's parts are neatly tucked between her legs, hidden by pretty hair or tucked behind soft lips. They don't poke out and they don't hang around. (I know, sometimes when a girl is aroused her clit pokes out, but it's not quite the same..) When girl gets naked, there's still an air of mystery even if she's shaven. A guy gets naked and it's like.. "Hi! My name is Cock and I'll be your penis tonight.." I keep expecting it to list off the daily specials or ask if I want to see the wine list.
Also, while penii (sounds better than penises and less, er less something than cocks. Sometimes I have problems with scatological language.) are very often cute and sexy and mouth watering and stuff, they're also sort of funny looking. I mean, can you make a sock puppet for a vagina? I think not! Can you dress a pussy up in a little cowboy outfit and take it out on the town? Possible, but it'd be pretty hard. (no pun intended, this time..)
Penii also have no sense of decorum. When a guy is turned on, generally, anyone who's looking at him knows it. Yes, women get perky nipples, and sometimes wet spots in our jeans or whatever, but we can always put on a sweater or jacket or change our jeans. But penii, when they're up, they're up! It's like a neon sign. "Hello, I'm all hot and bothered right now.."
Which leads me to my next point. Penii have no self control! It's like they're linked into a guy's subconscious, so while a guy sees a something that doesn't register right away as sexy, his penis bypasses his conscious brain and goes "SPROING"!!!!!
The pretty girl at the register at McHell says "You want fries with that?" and the guy's penis goes "HELLO!!" and the guy is like "what the fuck" as he cozies up to the counter to hide his Big Mac
This must be why you can drape a half naked girl over a sports car to get guys to buy it. It must be so strange to have a body part with a mind of it's own!
Yes, I like guys and I like cock, but y'know...
Cocks are kinda weird...
a disorganized ramble on cocks..
Okay, I know that internal plumbing seems weird for guys, but y'know, I've been thinking about cocks a lot lately, and I've been thinking they're a little bit weird.
First off, a cock is not subtle nor is it discreet. A lady's parts are neatly tucked between her legs, hidden by pretty hair or tucked behind soft lips. They don't poke out and they don't hang around. (I know, sometimes when a girl is aroused her clit pokes out, but it's not quite the same..) When girl gets naked, there's still an air of mystery even if she's shaven. A guy gets naked and it's like.. "Hi! My name is Cock and I'll be your penis tonight.." I keep expecting it to list off the daily specials or ask if I want to see the wine list.
Also, while penii (sounds better than penises and less, er less something than cocks. Sometimes I have problems with scatological language.) are very often cute and sexy and mouth watering and stuff, they're also sort of funny looking. I mean, can you make a sock puppet for a vagina? I think not! Can you dress a pussy up in a little cowboy outfit and take it out on the town? Possible, but it'd be pretty hard. (no pun intended, this time..)
Penii also have no sense of decorum. When a guy is turned on, generally, anyone who's looking at him knows it. Yes, women get perky nipples, and sometimes wet spots in our jeans or whatever, but we can always put on a sweater or jacket or change our jeans. But penii, when they're up, they're up! It's like a neon sign. "Hello, I'm all hot and bothered right now.."
Which leads me to my next point. Penii have no self control! It's like they're linked into a guy's subconscious, so while a guy sees a something that doesn't register right away as sexy, his penis bypasses his conscious brain and goes "SPROING"!!!!!
The pretty girl at the register at McHell says "You want fries with that?" and the guy's penis goes "HELLO!!" and the guy is like "what the fuck" as he cozies up to the counter to hide his Big Mac
This must be why you can drape a half naked girl over a sports car to get guys to buy it. It must be so strange to have a body part with a mind of it's own!Yes, I like guys and I like cock, but y'know...
Cocks are kinda weird...
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Kajira Callista said:
Me too. I love it when the moon looks so big, even when it's still white.
Lol@ snowy, that was funny as hell.
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The trunk looks great
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Re: Re: Obligatory spew alert..
I warned you this time...
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I warned you this time...
AngelicAssassin
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What to do with dentata
Bludgeon the teeth out and make it beg for more.
Bludgeon the teeth out and make it beg for more.
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grape soda tastes like cough syrup! ick! so why do kids love grape soda and hate cough syrup?
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So I saw this article...svetlana khorkina is sort of bitchy
<major snippage from SI Online>
Khorkina cries foul
MOSCOW (Reuters) -- Russia's Svetlana Khorkina, who was second to American Carly Patterson in the women's all-round gymnastics competition, has accused the judges of robbing her of the gold medal and said "everything was decided in advance."
"I'm just furious," Khorkina, who had been favorite for the coveted title, was quoted as saying in the daily Izvestia. "I knew well in advance, even before I stepped on the stage for my first event, that I was going to lose."
"Everything was decided in advance. I had no illusions about this when the judges gave me 9.462 for the vault after conferring with one another at length.
"I practically did everything right, still they just set me up and fleeced me," she said in the interview published on Saturday.
Asked why she felt she was marked down by the judges, Khorkina said: "You better ask them. I think it's because I'm from Russia, not from America!"
When Khorkina won her silver medal on Thursday, she showed no outward signs of disappointment and said: "I think it's the best day of my life."
The Russian was also favorite for the all-round title four years ago in Sydney, where her hopes were dashed after she crashed to her knees from the vault. It was later discovered the horse had been set five centimeters too short.
She said she was hoping Sydney's experience would cause the judges to be more sympathetic to her plight in Athens -- her third and last Olympics.
Khorkina did not think Patterson was a deserving winner.
Asked if the American was a worthy opponent, she said: "I've seen a much tougher opposition than her. Let's see how long she can remain on top. Can she keep going and compete in two more Olympics like myself."
"No, well, you better write that Patterson is a great champion and she has a great future," she added sarcastically.
Khorkina confirmed that Athens were her last Olympics but she wants to remain in the sport.
"I'd like to work for the International Gymnastics Federation. These competitions have shown the sport needs a lot of changes," she said. "It should be judged primarily on grace, elegance and beauty rather than simply on mechanical tumbling."
On Sunday the Russian will compete in her last event -- the uneven bars, where she is hoping to become the first gymnast in history to win three consecutive Olympic titles on the same apparatus.
<end major snippage>
Okay, I personally feel that the woman is a snarky little bitch with no clue about sportsmanship or behaving like a grown up. Aside from that...
With her bad attitude and stuck up-ed-ness and all that, how many PYL's want to take her out to the woodshed and "learn the girl some manners"? I asked one Domly sort of guy about it and he said he'd like to knock her off her pedastal and face fuck her til she hurls, then make her clean it up! I didn't ask how he was gonna make her do it, though. I figured that would be TMI.
<major snippage from SI Online>
Khorkina cries foul
MOSCOW (Reuters) -- Russia's Svetlana Khorkina, who was second to American Carly Patterson in the women's all-round gymnastics competition, has accused the judges of robbing her of the gold medal and said "everything was decided in advance."
"I'm just furious," Khorkina, who had been favorite for the coveted title, was quoted as saying in the daily Izvestia. "I knew well in advance, even before I stepped on the stage for my first event, that I was going to lose."
"Everything was decided in advance. I had no illusions about this when the judges gave me 9.462 for the vault after conferring with one another at length.
"I practically did everything right, still they just set me up and fleeced me," she said in the interview published on Saturday.
Asked why she felt she was marked down by the judges, Khorkina said: "You better ask them. I think it's because I'm from Russia, not from America!"
When Khorkina won her silver medal on Thursday, she showed no outward signs of disappointment and said: "I think it's the best day of my life."
The Russian was also favorite for the all-round title four years ago in Sydney, where her hopes were dashed after she crashed to her knees from the vault. It was later discovered the horse had been set five centimeters too short.
She said she was hoping Sydney's experience would cause the judges to be more sympathetic to her plight in Athens -- her third and last Olympics.
Khorkina did not think Patterson was a deserving winner.
Asked if the American was a worthy opponent, she said: "I've seen a much tougher opposition than her. Let's see how long she can remain on top. Can she keep going and compete in two more Olympics like myself."
"No, well, you better write that Patterson is a great champion and she has a great future," she added sarcastically.
Khorkina confirmed that Athens were her last Olympics but she wants to remain in the sport.
"I'd like to work for the International Gymnastics Federation. These competitions have shown the sport needs a lot of changes," she said. "It should be judged primarily on grace, elegance and beauty rather than simply on mechanical tumbling."
On Sunday the Russian will compete in her last event -- the uneven bars, where she is hoping to become the first gymnast in history to win three consecutive Olympic titles on the same apparatus.
<end major snippage>
Okay, I personally feel that the woman is a snarky little bitch with no clue about sportsmanship or behaving like a grown up. Aside from that...
With her bad attitude and stuck up-ed-ness and all that, how many PYL's want to take her out to the woodshed and "learn the girl some manners"? I asked one Domly sort of guy about it and he said he'd like to knock her off her pedastal and face fuck her til she hurls, then make her clean it up! I didn't ask how he was gonna make her do it, though. I figured that would be TMI.
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YAY! the lag is gone.
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Employee or family discounts are unfair. All the newspapers show cars for sale and the only pricing they show is the discounted price for "annointed ones." Since I am NOT, I have to give them my arm and leg and last grilled cheese sandwich to get a vehicle.
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why do the tree frogs stop making noise when i open the door?
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FungiUg said:
Ummmm... did someone claim that there were times when a blowjob COULDN'T help? If so, they were lying!
Oops, that's sequitur. Non sequitur:
Various people claim that Harlan Ellison, James Blish, or Isaac Asimov were the greatest science fiction authors of the 20th century. My vote goes to Robert A. Heinlein.
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sir_Winston54 said:I just put my pants on fire to see how it felt
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FungiUg said:I've done it too...isn't it wonderful?
