The unappreciated limerick

[ShelbyDawn57]

Grammar cops on the prowl
saw those commas, and proffered a scowl.
It’s not Oxford they’re talkin’,
nor Shatner or Walken,
but splices they hate most of all.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Black ‘ink’ on white screen flows
In its irregular, regular rows
Thoughts inside
Trying to hide
Regardless of the meaning it shows

 

[SimonDoom]

Grammar cops on the prowl
saw those commas, and proffered a scowl.
It’s not Oxford they’re talkin’,
nor Shatner or Walken,
but splices they hate most of all.

 

[SimonDoom]

Two authors, Joe Bob and Elise,
Were caught by the grammar police.
Their crimes were so sordid,
That each was awarded,
Two long, run-on sentences apiece.