The Valentines Day Bate-Date Hook Up Thread

[NorthRockJohnson]

NRJ for Playground President, formerly The Valentines Day Bate-Date Hook Up Thread

Valentine's day can be a lonely time for some people. This thread is for meeting people to have a bate date with this V-day to lose some of those blues.

What's a bate date? It's basically cyber. But it has a classier name. Plus it sounds funnier.

So dive in, meet someone, bang one out. Turn this V-day into VJ day!

(bwahahhahs )

 

[kendra1980]

Valentine's day can be a lonely time for some people. This thread is for meeting people to have a bate date with this V-day to lose some of those blues.

What's a bate date? It's basically cyber. But it has a classier name. Plus it sounds funnier.

So dive in, meet someone, bang one out. Turn this V-day into VJ day!

(bwahahhahs )

Mr. Johnson...what is VJ day? I want to know

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Mr. Johnson...what is VJ day? I want to know

VJ = vagina

I don't know, it sounded funny.

Congrats on being the first commenter, btw.

 

[kendra1980]

VJ = vagina

I don't know, it sounded funny.

Congrats on being the first commenter, btw.

shhh, I'm not supposed to be in here because I don't need a hook up, I just tend to post stalk your gorgeous behind

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

shhh, I'm not supposed to be in here because I don't need a hook up, I just tend to post stalk your gorgeous behind

Awww you're a sweetie.

I'll be honest, I mostly created this because I rarely have an excuse to CREATE threads. And I wanted to make something with "bate date" in the title. I know, I'm hilarious.

 

[kendra1980]

Awww you're a sweetie.

I'll be honest, I mostly created this because I rarely have an excuse to CREATE threads. And I wanted to make something with "bate date" in the title. I know, I'm hilarious.

*sigh* you are dreamy is what you are

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*sigh* you are dreamy is what you are

Lol

 

[RunningJib]

Bate-Date, Bate-date, Bate-date

Working from home today. Would love some bate-date

 

[Chaingun]

NORTH ROCK JOHNSON for PRESIDENT OF THE PLAYGROUND!

 

[Kudram123]

Valentine's day can be a lonely time for some people. This thread is for meeting people to have a bate date with this V-day to lose some of those blues.

What's a bate date? It's basically cyber. But it has a classier name. Plus it sounds funnier.

So dive in, meet someone, bang one out. Turn this V-day into VJ day!

(bwahahhahs )

NORTH ROCK JOHNSON for PRESIDENT OF THE PLAYGROUND!

I like your thinking and agree with Chaingun!

So far all these happy smoochie couples have been driving me crazy, and then frustration turned to blues.

And lit is littered with V-day threads as well!

I need help! I can't take all this!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

NORTH ROCK JOHNSON for PRESIDENT OF THE PLAYGROUND!

Post of the decade!

But yeah, I'm with you, Kudram. All this mushy happy shit can be painful. V-day to me always made me feel like the odd man out at the orgy. And when you're WITH someone you feel the pressure to deliver. It does no one any good. So BOOOOOOOO!

 

[Kudram123]

Post of the decade!

But yeah, I'm with you, Kudram. All this mushy happy shit can be painful. V-day to me always made me feel like the odd man out at the orgy. And when you're WITH someone you feel the pressure to deliver. It does no one any good. So BOOOOOOOO!

I second your motion of BOOOOOO!

 

[SLOgent]

WTF? I just got a card that said: "Happy VD!"

 

[MedicalMuse]

WTF? I just got a card that said: "Happy VD!"

It's the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Aquagal]

WTF? I just got a card that said: "Happy VD!"

Did they send a shot too?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

VD is a very unfortunate abbreviation. Just say "Flowers for Blowjobs Day".

 

[Tiarra]

NORTH ROCK JOHNSON for PRESIDENT OF THE PLAYGROUND!

I cast my vote for NRJ!

Plus, He'll prolly need a sexretary, right?!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I cast my vote for NRJ!

Plus, He'll prolly need a sexretary, right?!

you'd be perfect for the position

 

[Dramaticflare]

Ha! It's been ten posts and the thread is already completely derailed. I don't think anyone will actually use it for its intended purpose.
Though I also vote for NRJ for Playground President.

 

[Tiarra]

you'd be perfect for the position

By 'position', You mean: Under His Desk. Right?!

 

[Aquagal]

Wait! RockHard, am I supposed to meet someone on this thread or post details of date bate?

 

[Tiarra]

Wait! RockHard, am I supposed to meet someone on this thread or post details of date bate?

Both!

I, for one, would LOVE to hear the details!

 

[Notsogentleman]

Both!

I, for one, would LOVE to hear the details!

I think this originator of this thread thinks too small. You need to invent a combination of masturbation and speed-dating. Call it "speed-bating". Three minutes to whack-it with each person and when the timer dings, its off to the next table

 

[Tiarra]

I think this originator of this thread thinks too small. You need to invent a combination of masturbation and speed-dating. Call it "speed-bating". Three minutes to whack-it with each person and when the timer dings, its off to the next table

*sets the timer*

On Your marks..

Get set...

Speed-Bate!

 

[Aquagal]

Both!

I, for one, would LOVE to hear the details!

I think this originator of this thread thinks too small. You need to invent a combination of masturbation and speed-dating. Call it "speed-bating". Three minutes to whack-it with each person and when the timer dings, its off to the next table

Whack a bate!