The Vendetta: Author grudge match

[Vixandra]

"Nice Scorpion move, Cats," I saw as I shift to another song. The melody of "I'm Blue" came on with the lyrics changed over to "I'm Dilan-du, Van will die, Allen Die! Van will die Allen Die" etc.
"But," I said, looking up from the rule book. "That gives Hy an attack of opportunity if he can make this throw. Also, Hy, nice move with the Hellhounds, but um... Chewey's a werewolf- he'll eat them for lunch, and hte more the better you know?"

 

[hybirdx]

*Backflips back, then rushes in with an twister kick. Then slams Cats' face into the dirt.*

I'd sudgest that Chewey DON'T eat them... I made those guy out of different stuff... Including silver and certain type of acid.

 

[cats]

Me in "More mortal Kombat"

I look at vix puzzled by this rule book of hers. "Is that the DnD players hand book?" Oh wait I lost track of foes before and it's never a good thing. I look back at hy spining at me with his foot. "Shit."

I fly back my face stinging from the kick. I do a double back flip and land with a face plant. "Yep thats what normally happens." I stand up, ready to continue. I wave my tail and the mortal Kombat arcade game falls on hy's head.

"Now that spining kick reminds me of some thing else." I pull off the ninja garb to reveal blonde hair and a red karate gi. "Hawduken!" I let a blue fire ball loose at one of the hell hounds. "minions, disregard the dragons and focus on the silver hell hounds for now."

I turned towards Hy once more. "Well Hy I know you like Capcon games."

 

[Vixandra]

"Nope," I said with a sly grin and show the cover. It looks suspisiously like a 3.5 D&D book but instead says: "Vixis ORP Combat Rules, Version 3.5 and Edition 2 1/4."

*shifts over to normal form wearing a reporter's outfit, complete with microphone*
"And here we are folks, on the day of a great battle between mortal foes! The Cats, in an intersting move, has pooled his forces away from the dragons and onto the Hell hounds.
I'm Vixandra Le Rouge, and this is ORPTV Channel 69!"

 

[chewbacca71]

OOC: Channel 69 is one of my favorites............

IC: Chewey watched as the hellhounds multiplied. "Damn, just like obscure relatives when you come into money, these fuckers came out of nowhere. " Chewey grabbed one and took out a bite.........Tppwy........He spits the piece back out. His lip is bleeding slightly from the silver fluid inside the creature. Hmmmm.....Chewey stands back for a second thinking on what to do.

Remembering the lessons of the hydra from ancient greece, Chewey was about to use fire to kill these creatures. But then since they were originally made from fire, he is not sure if it will work. Noticing a Liquid Nitrogen truck that had been jacknifed when Cats kittens were attacked by the dragons, Chewey moves over his team. They watch as the Hellhounds come at them in one group. Bunching up their huge muscles , the weres throw the tank of the truck at the hell hounds.

The steel container ruptures on contact, covering the hellhounds with liquid nitrogen. The hellhounds are frozen solid in suspended animation. Since they are not really killed, they can not multiply. Chewey wipes the blood from his muzzle, laughing as the wound is already healing.

 

[Vixandra]

"A nice play by Chewey the Wolf Master! And now for additional commentar, the Lady Arc!"

 

[hybirdx]

*sighs* That wolf is getting really annoying... *Pulls out sword and hurls it at his own minions, shattering them upon impact, thus killing them.* Nap time's over boys! Wake up! *Once again, the shattered pieces melted into the ground, and the ground begins to rumble as they rise.* You know... I'm starting to think you people hate me... Dragons! Bass X! Assist the Hell-hounds!

*Turns back to Cats* Ah... So you want a little capcom brawl eh? Fine... *Points sword torwards cats.*

 

[chewbacca71]

OH NO Hybird. You broke one of the cardinal minion rules. When you are a boss and you kill your minions you lose control of them if they come back. They harbor resentment at their creator for betraying them. ....... Chewey watches as the resurrected Hellhounds turn away from the werewolves and pursue Hybird instead........

 

[hybirdx]

*Sighs as the hell-hound aproach.* SIT! *All the hell-hounds sit obdiantly, knowing full well the wrath of an first class demon knight.* Now... Let me ask you something, would you rather be diced into pieces and reborn by my hands, or be frozen for the rest of eternety?

*The hell-hounds look at each other and diguse it for a moment. Then all nod.* Thank you. And besides, if I really wanted to kill you, I would have eliminated you guys from the face of earth, and all plains of exsistance, riiight? *All the hell-hounds nod in unison.*

Now don't you think that sorry excuse for a were-wolf is pulling our legs? Why would I, the person who raised you guys from little hell-pups, would wanna betray you? *All the hell-hounds turn in sheer anger torwards Chewey.* Good, now don't let him fool you again!

*All the hell-hounds lunge at Chewey's were-wolfs and Cats' peon with the sheer determination to make them suffer.*

 

[chewbacca71]

Realizing that if Hybird had raised and trained these hellhounds that they would not be the smartest, Chewey came up with a fast plan. He pulled some mud up from the ground and pushed some stray hairs into it. This would give the mud the scent of the were wolves. He then threw this large ball of mud towards a nearby lake. He then signaled all his weres to duck down and hide. He watched as the stupid hellhounds followed the ball of mud into the lake, laughing as they drowned in ten feet of water.

 

[hybirdx]

You know, you'd think that Chewey would relise by now that I'm not stupid, nor are my hounds. *Watches as the hell hounds drown in the water.* Okay! I admit it, hellhounds aren't exactly the brightest of the canine species, okay?! I guess I'll just have to call, "them"

*Takes out sword and slam it into the ground.* Ninetails! Come forth and destroy these stupid wolfs now! *Six streams of fire burst out of the ground, all containing an bone chilling howl into the night. Suddenly two large, nine-tail fox demons each walk out of the streams. All glaring torwards Chewey's direction.*

Kill.

*All 12 demon foxes lung at Chewey ripping apart any were-wolf or kitten that got in their way*

 

[chewbacca71]

Using his powers of logic, Chewey signaled all of the weres to move out of the way. Since they were no longer in the way, the demon foxes went by them in a quest to find a were-wolf or kitten that was in their way. Watching the single minded quest of death in a straight line that the demon foxes were on, Chewey smiled up at Hybird.

 

[cats]

Cats

"Gee you think we hate you? After two years you only think I hate you?" Notes that breath of fire is a capcom series, before wiping a bit of swet from his brow.

Well at least I don't have to be added to the list that has been hit by that fire ball of his. "Okay lets go Hy, I need to recruit some new peons after this so lets get started." *waves tail for show, before opening his claws* Okay my claws vrs your sword begin!

*Jumps up into the air and spins around with one leg out.* Ha fear my move from the SNES street fighter 2 Turbo game!

 

[hybirdx]

Yeah? Well feel the wrath of this Ryu's ultimate attack! Kaiser! *Stops in tracks and clutches jacket, and throwing it off. Wings rip throgh the shirt and horns begin to grown and curve backwards. Lastly and tail shred through the near top of the pants.*

An huricane kick? Feh! *Holds out hand, catching the kick. Then swings Cats around, sending him hurling into Chewey, just as the nine-tailed foxes turn and head straight for both of them.*

 

[cats]

Watches Hy grow a tail, horns, and wings. "Ryu's move? I thought he was the good one between he and ken." Wonders what the hell this move actulyl does, sicne the last time I played the flash kick was probably the best move. Is caught and thrown at chewy. "Um chewy how are you at catch?" Looks at the Pokemon... thingys. "Oh and heads up." Pulls out the water from the junseko hot springs of the drowned woman. "I gatehred this last time arc droped me in it." Throws the water trasforming the foxes into well built foxxy young girls. "I just wanted to improve the scenery."

 

[cats]

Watches Hy grow a tail, horns, and wings. "Ryu's move? I thought he was the good one between he and ken." Wonders what the hell this move actulyl does, sicne the last time I played the flash kick was probably the best move. Is caught and thrown at chewy. "Um chewy how are you at catch?" Looks at the Pokemon... thingys. "Oh and heads up." Pulls out the water from the junseko hot springs of the drowned woman. "I gatehred this last time arc droped me in it." Throws the water trasforming the foxes into well built foxxy young girls. "I just wanted to improve the scenery."

 

[Vixandra]

Shifts to match her current av, keeping up the commentary.
"Apparently Cats has a thing for fox-girls too, who knew?"
*brings out her Fire Whip* "None of you foxy bimbos is getting my job!"
Vix chases the fox girls till the return to thier normal fox forms.
"Ha!"

 

[chewbacca71]

With competent ease, Chewey catches Cats. He puts him down gently on his feet before turning back to Hybird. "Boy, you have some anger issues don't you? Chewey snaps his fingers and Hybird's psychotherapist appears in the air next to Hybird.

"You have missed your last five appointments. I have no choice but to have you remanded into custody at the loony bin. " She reaches behind her and starts fitting Hybird with a pale blue straight jacket.

 

[Vixandra]

*points and laughs at Chewey* I really don't think that's going to work. Hy's been taking his pills, right? Hy... oh dear, that doesn't look comfy at all.

 

[cats]

Hy... pills....

Looks at Hy. "What sort of meds you taking and why?"

Pours hot water on the fox girls to turn them back into foxes so vix won't keep chaceing them.

"Also what happened to all the fighting? Like the soldeirs of cristopher Robin."

 

[hybirdx]

*Grabs the straight jacket, and bings to choke the Psychotherpist* How many time do I have to tell you, I'm not comming, to therapy!?

 

[Arc da Rat]

A reddish mist forms around the disembodied pair of eyes when the honey loving giant bear winks at her. Resumes her form when Vix poofs right next to her with a box of popcorn. She munches on a few popped kernels of corn when they are offered to her. Dancing around as the music plays, she attracts the attention of one of the dragons. It watches her & gets hypnotized by her movements. Then Arc climbs up to do some heavy petting, nibbling & sucking on the soft spot behind its ear.

Vix announces, "A nice play by Chewey the Wolf Master! And now for additional commentar, the Lady Arc!" She looks up, as a spotlight is place on her. A small trickle of blood escapes her lip but is quickly licked up. She wave to the crowd, then mentally signals the dragon to move itself out of the spotlight.

When Hy orders his minions to attack, the dragon under she control does not respond. It is having its pleasure spots attended to. Arc watches the fight below as she grooms her new pet. “Hy why are you playing with pokemon???” She throws out a Master Ball & catches a Nine Tails before they get hit with water from Jusenkyo Hot Spring’s Pool of the Drowned Woman. “Gotta catch ‘em all.” Grins. “FYI ~ Cats I did not drop you in Jusenkyo.”

Has her Dragon, fly down toward the Psychotherapist. “Hey that is my job tying Hy up.” Hy has a hissy fit. “Really Hy that is TMI ... I don’t think we need to know that ya need therapy to cum.” Maneuvers out of the way when he tries to attack her & the dragon. “Now, now. Let’s not get too hasty.” The psychotherapist makes her escape from the scene.

 

[cats]

Well the fighting is slowing down so only one thing to save it now.

*waves tail and a large pile of weapons drops behind me.* "Free weapons for every one!"

 

[Vixandra]

*brings out her Fire Whip*
In a suprising move- Cats is offering weapons to his opponents. Perhaps they're cursed or some such thing, we shall have to all wait and see!

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey smiles as he surveys the pile of weapons. He reaches out his paws in front of his over large jaw. His paws are extended by another 18 inches as a foot and a half of hardened nail inlaid with steel come out of his hands.