The Vendetta: Author grudge match

[Vixandra]

A nice Wolverene Weapon Calling move by Chewey!
I wonder if he can grill steak on those... mmm... steak.
*conjures up a BBQ pit and half a cow's worth of high qualety beef.*
Anyone hungry? Time for a snack break!

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey nods his agreement to the idea. TIME OUT , he calls. Turning back towards the food, he loads up a side of beef on each claw, holding them over the fire. Salivating in anticipation, Chewey watches as the meat is rapidly cooked.

 

[hybirdx]

Just before stabing Cats in the throat, Hy comes to an early hault. "Tmie out?" Hy grumbles something before sitting down and slamming the sword into the dirt, grumbling about always being interupted right when he goes in for the kill.

 

[cats]

Watches as a dragon grabs an AK 47. "yep things are going well."

Watches Hy grab a high quality sword. "Ah good choice for arment." Watches as the carnage rolls and several building fall down do to cats with rpgs. Hy charges in with the sword at my throat. "Shit I forgot to arm myself!" 'Time out!'

Hy stops the buildings stop falling and every one freezes. "You can do time outs in war?" I write this down for latter use. "Okay so we are having a lunch break?"

Walks into the pile of weapons and grabs a clove of garlic meant to fight off vampires. "This will be good for pasta. Okay now for a weapon, how about this?" I pull out a short handle glaive, and put it on my back.

Moves in the kitchen and starts cooking fetticinne.

 

[hybirdx]

Hy sits there waiting for the fight to start again, all the demons sitting by him. "You know... If you guys are hungry... You can eat. I'm not stoping ya..." All the demons get up and rush torwards the food. "Heh..."

 

[Vixandra]

MMM steak!
I waltz right on up and take a peice of steak from Chewey's claws. "Nearly rare- perfection. Yum!"
I sit, munching on my steak while the demons come over. Hmm... not enough to feed them- that's changable.
I set up a spell circle and began to chant. The result- multiple lava "pits" form from the earth, each with a cow roasting over it (killed humanly of course) There are even a few with dire rats roasting for the cat people and deer for the wolves.
"Okay everyone- soups on! I think this is much better then bread and fish, don't you?"

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey slides the rest of the meat off his claws onto a nearby picnic table. He watches as his were's dig into the food. He samples the food himself. AHHHH.... it is just as good as Vix said. After taking a few more bites, Chewey looks longingly at the deer meat. Grabbing a leg from the spit, Chewey chews all the way to the bone. Launching the empty leg towards Hybird......oops.....sorry bout that . Lets out a small burp..... ahhhh much better.

 

[cats]

'You know... If you guys are hungry... You can eat. I'm not stoping ya...' How merciful of Hy.

*Is picked up by a demon.* "I am not food you moron." *A fire pit is opened under neath the demon and he falls in losing his grip on me.* Hmm, well I assume their is foopd down there for it.

 

[hybirdx]

"Sorry Cats, but my minions' diet mainly consist of domestic cats." Hy quickly nods his head to the left, dodging the bone Chewie carelessly hurled at him. "Slob..."

'You're one to talk.'

Hybird slams his fist into his head. "Quiet you!" 'Second opinions... you gotta hate em.'

Hy turns his head to see an white, single tailed demon fox nudging at him, with an extreamly large steak in its mouth. "For me?" The fox nods. "Thanks alot, runt." Hy takes the steak and rips it in half, then sets it on the ground just before petting it. "Here, you can have this piece."

 

[cats]

Domestic Cats! How dare you do such a thing! You should import the cats instead.

 

[hybirdx]

"Too much paper work... Besides," takes an bited out the large piece of meat, "my demons seem to like it, even my hellcats!

 

[cats]

Hy, you live in Hell. So the hellcats are canables then.

 

[hybirdx]

"Well, not exactly, I jst pick the most vicious of the hellcats out of the liter."

'Wish I did the same for hell-hounds...'

 

[cats]

"So you feed your strongest to your weakest. have you gotten any results yet." *Watches cat minions get into tanks, jet fighters, assorted combat Mecha and various other war machines.*

 

[Vixandra]

*looks at her watch*
"Okay, this concludes our snack break!"
*snaps away all the food leaving the area clear for battle*
Ready- set- GO!

 

[cats]

"Forth armored squadran attack Hy now!" *Waves tail and teleports away.* The tanks start fireing high explosive rounds and the mecha use plasma based weapons, while the fighters lunch missles at the remaining dragons.

*I watch the battle on satalite and when things seem to be going well enough, waves tail to teleport the cats away.* A single air plane carries a nuke stolen from India to drop on Hy and his troops.

"Why do I get the feeling that I am forgeting something. Oh thats right." *Waves tail teleporting Vix and Arc to safety outside the blast radious.*

*Calls chewy* "Hey chewy can you stall Hy for about three minutes?"

 

[Vixandra]

Kitty boy, I don't think that's going to work.
*studies the view screen*
Those Indian nukes aren't like the American ones- smaller output. May just make Hy and his minions glow a bit.

 

[cats]

It's an A-Bomb not an H-Bomb. So basicly thats acurate but I have converted it into a hydrogen bomb.

 

[Vixandra]

Oh- a Hy-dro-gen bomb.
Wonder what that'll do.
Just don't hit the Florida Penninsula with it- who knows what pun would spring up from there.

 

[hybirdx]

"You gotta be shiting me..." Hy grabs the white fox and puts it in his jack just before zipping it up. A few seconds later the bomb hits, causing a large cloud to cover the land.

"Hey!"

The smoke clears from the area, and all the demons are leasuring around uneffected by the bomb. Hy just brushes the dust off his jacket, then looks up at the battle satelight. "I wasn't ready! I didn't even get to drink anything, no virgin blood, no sake, no soda, hell, not even a little grape juice box!"

 

[Vixandra]

"You gotta be shiting me..." Hy grabs the white fox and puts it in his jack just before zipping it up. A few seconds later the bomb hits, causing a large cloud to cover the land.

"Hey!"

The smoke clears from the area, and all the demons are leasuring around uneffected by the bomb. Hy just brushes the dust off his jacket, then looks up at the battle satelight. "I wasn't ready! I didn't even get to drink anything, no virgin blood, no sake, no soda, hell, not even a little grape juice box!"

Not my fault you don't eat fast enough.
But to be nice *rains little boxes of grape, orange and apple juice upon Hy and his minions.*
There, enough for everyone.

 

[hybirdx]

"Yeah, reeeeeal nice..."

 

[Vixandra]

Oh like that hurt!
*'ported herself down to the battle field to look at Hy and pats him over*
You don't look hurt, Hy-kun.
Your minions look find slurping on juice like that.
*shoots a lightning bolt up at a plane overhead*
You drop one of those bombs on me it might blow the red out of my hair, leaving me blonde- that wouldn't be good. No bombs till I'm out of the way.

 

[hybirdx]

'Note to self, don't mad...'

 

[Vixandra]

Well- Hy's okay, minions are good, everyone's hydrated.
*poofs back to the press box*
And here we go- round 2.3 home edition.
The rules are thus- household appliance warfare.
Why- I'm curious to see what you guys would come up with to fight.