The Vendetta: Author grudge match

[cats]

"Okay assorted cats and kittens you heared the fox!" *Waits as various minions load the tanks with bath tubs.* "I'm not going to ask how they load that into a cannon."

Okay lunch the attack!

 

[hybirdx]

"Okay boys! Prepair opperation 'Every thing including the kitchen sink!' "

All the demons brags butcher knives, sporks, eggbeaters, Raid, rat poisen, and popsickle bombs, and place them into serperate caster ball shells.

"Bass X!"

Bass X apperes behind Hy 'Yes?'

"Fire at will..."

Bass suddenly had an sadistic smile on his face, "Yes Sir!"

 

[cats]

*Cat wispers into my ear.* Oh how could I forget that.

*waves tail and is in a tux and a preist apears.* 'Dearly Beleoved. We are here today to join Will and Testimony in holly matromony.' *Will explodes in a voilent blast of sporks and knives.* "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hy you full I was the best Feline! Do you know how rare it is to be the best feline!"

 

[hybirdx]

"Bwahahahahahahaha! Exelent aim Bass my freind! Keep up the good work!" Hy looks at the othjer demons. "Keep it comming guys!" All the demons saulute, and rush off for more supplys, whil Bass X continued to pull off more than acurate shots.

 

[Vixandra]

*finely manages to pick her giggling self up enough to talk*
"This is far better then I expected! Thank you guys so very much!"

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Who has been sitting in the clouds on Hy's ex-minon Dragon grooming him till his scales shine. While everyone was eating below. Flies to the press box on another cloud*

Uh ... Vix I think Hy should get negative brownie points ... You did say HouseHold Appliances ... Points to a section of the transcript ...

All the demons brags butcher knives, sporks, eggbeaters, Raid, rat poisen, and popsickle bombs, and place them into serperate caster ball shells.

I don't think most of that are appliances ... Granted eggbeater is stretching it ...

 

[chewbacca71]

Household appliances on the way.....

Chewey looks at Vix for clarification on the houshold appliances.
Were those large or small?

Chewey watches as his fellow werewolves pull out electric kitchen carving knives. The serated edges moving at supersonic speed will make quick work of any of Hybirds minions.

or

Chewey watches as his fellow werewolves pull out a large refrigerator. The side by side model has a stainless steel exterior. A 16.5 cubic foot capacity with shelves on both doors. An optional icemaker is also available as well as a drink dispenser in the left door........ oops sorry... got carried away. Chewey and crew pull Hybird into the refrigerator. Stuffing Hybird inside, they close the door. Aware of the fact that many CHILDREN are killed inside refrigerators every year, chewey is confident that Hybird is all done.........

 

[Vixandra]

*Who has been sitting in the clouds on Hy's ex-minon Dragon grooming him till his scales shine. While everyone was eating below. Flies to the press box on another cloud*

Uh ... Vix I think Hy should get negative brownie points ... You did say HouseHold Appliances ... Points to a section of the transcript ...


I don't think most of that are appliances ... Granted eggbeater is stretching it ...

You haven't seen my household have ya? And I've heard of someone's mom making cookies with rat poisen in them, then setting them out so the rats would get them... not thinking her kids would too.
Not a normal thing, no but I'll allow it. If Hy can find a good thing to cook with "popsickle bombs" then its allowable. But, I can't think of anything that would use "popsickle bombs" for cooking, so they're not allowable.
Ovens, grill, gas ranges, even propain tanks are allowable.
Originality is always a must and poor entries won't get brownie points from either Arc or myself.


So- the "Kitchen Appliances Round" means anything you would find in a common kitchen, that one would reasonably cook with. If you're item is called into question- you must say what you'd cook with it.

IE: Vix, in a rare show of participation, utilizes a spare garlic press for holy garlic, driving the vamps from the feild.
*garlic press= used to make garlic for cooking garlic chicken*

Make sense?

Oh- one brownie point for Hy for listening- sorta.
Two for Chewey for listening a bit better.

 

[chewbacca71]

And I thought I was confused before. LOL

Two points eh..... cool...... *Does a happy dance*

 

[cats]

(When will these brownies be delivered?)

that fridges looks very very familiar. Hmm, hey that is my fridge! How dare you. *Pulls out the most dangerous item from the kitchen, the basting brush... And some melted butter*

Now for betraying the sacredness of my kitchen you will pay! *Brushes hot butter on the hands of the various Weres holding the refrigerator that contains Hy. The fridge then slips from their hands in a butter finger fashion crushing them.*

Fear the basting brush!

 

[hybirdx]

Hy suddenly apperes on top of the fridge, arms crossed "Teleportation, gotta loved it." Hy then gives a dark glare torwards Vix. "Who died and made you Martha Stewart? A popsickle bomb is perfectly fine!"

Hy then remembers that he is talking to a mortal, and highly intellegent cat army, a vampire, and a were-wolf. "Guess I do have to explain it... Look, a PSB, or, Popsickle Bomb for short, is something us high ranking demons enjoy to eat on our free time. We take stick bombs and fill them with liquids that when frozen become highly explsive. Of course, we got the usaul flavors or cherry, lemon, grape, rootbeer. And they are highly popular.

Of course, I'm pretty sure they aren't so common in your world, so why I just hurl whip cream pies at ya?!" Hy then teleports to an tree and sits back. "Call me when you get to something interesting! Kitchen Appliance Round... Of all the silly..."

Bass X looks on to the agrivated warrior and sighs. "He only fights when its an challenge to him... Looks like I'll have to take command for now..."

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Has the dragon fly upwind from Vix brandishing a garlic press full of blessed garlic*

Vix ... FYI I am the only Vamp here ... Could ya kill the garlic, it gives me gas ... *looks a lil greenish in color*

 

[Vixandra]

Ipps- was just an example.
*poofs away the garlic.*
I'm sorry Arc! *bows*

Well- Cat's picked up a brownie point with that butter baster attack.
Hy- okay, I'll give- the PSB's are okay, just don't serve them up here.

And, because I've laughed myself silly we move to round 3.4!
You guys choose- either Mecha (from wherever you can find it) or youkoi to fight with/for you. Take your pic!

*poofs up her Veratech. Ah the V-21 so pretty!*

 

[hybirdx]

"Mechas...? Bass!"

"Yes sir!" Bass X presses a button on his cannon, making three Gundams appere. The Deathscyth Hell custom, the Justice Gundam, and the Ephiyon.

"Okay! Bass, rc the Deathscyth and the Justice. And as for you..." Looks into his jacket, staring right at the white fox. "You and I are controlling the Ephiyon."

 

[Arc da Rat]

Vix what is a Youkoi?

*ponders*

 

[chewbacca71]

MECHA........ That is not a good thing. I have absolutely no experience with Mecha. I would have to pick the other one, when you explain what it is.

 

[hybirdx]

Ipps- was just an example.
*poofs away the garlic.*
I'm sorry Arc! *bows*

Well- Cat's picked up a brownie point with that butter baster attack.
Hy- okay, I'll give- the PSB's are okay, just don't serve them up here.

And, because I've laughed myself silly we move to round 3.4!
You guys choose- either Mecha (from wherever you can find it) or youkoi to fight with/for you. Take your pic!

*poofs up her Veratech. Ah the V-21 so pretty!*

The hell is Youkoi???

 

[Vixandra]

Looks at everyone and resolves to stop watching so much Inuyasha... least for a while.

Okay- I may have the spelling wrong, but Yukoi, youkoi, however ya spell it, is a Japanese demonic monster. Think Sesshomaru or Naraku.
Sorry to confuse everyone. *hops out of her Veratech and bows*

 

[hybirdx]

'Hmm, I always thought it was Yokoi...'

 

[Vixandra]

'Hmm, I always thought it was Yokoi...'

As I've said before- I can't spell. The odder the word, the worse my spelling on it is.
My spelling of Japanese words... very phonetic. Which I probably misspelled too.

 

[chewbacca71]

Ok, so let me see if I understand this. Now we are operating under Demon rules? As in we have to use Demon's in our attacks? Since when did I get to use my wife in this...... hehehe

 

[cats]

Lets see, Epeon from gundam wing, closs range focous haveing a wip and very large beam saber. Justice gundam is the second gundam the main character gets in gundam seed, depending on if the booster armor is on it, uses some feirce weapons, sadly I don't know it's normal equipment off the top of my head. The deathscythe hell is also close range haveing a beam scythe and buster sheild, that can be fired like a rocket.

Okay then I will use my personal favorites, Nu gundam, haveing a wide array of weapons, and unbeatable reaction times. Scorpio from gundam wing, being much biger then a standard gundam, and haveing a ratehr cool bayonete and rifle, and lastly gundam Alex, the gundam made specificly for Armo and yet never used by him or any other newtype.

*Walks in three directions* Okay I'll pilot this one, that one, and this one. *Gets in all three gundams.*

 

[hybirdx]

"What? You actualy thought I was done? Ha!" Hy snaps his fingers, and five more mechs fell out of the sky and landed safely. One of them being the infamous Eva Unit 01. Two were black Liger 0 Schinders with rapid fire cannons on their chest, and the last two were crimson Liger 0 Jagers with two feather weight plasma cannons on their backs.

"Oh, I got more... But I'll stop here, for now."

 

[cats]

Oh so you need supior numbers. Ironicly I am supior numbers normaly Okay I'll beat that. *Calls forth the original Blade Ligar from chatotic sentry which falls on Hy. Then Zeyke falls on Bass.*

Yes thats a good start. *Also calls forth the Geno Breakor and shadow for back up.* Now let us see, I supose I need this for good measure. *Sumons Escaflone to the Battle*

 

[hybirdx]

Bass thouroughly blast Zyeke into metal shreds, while Hybirds explods the Blade liger by sheer psychonetic force.

"Hmmm...."

Hybird watches as the scraps of the Blade Liger fall to the grounds. "Guess I dodn't give it enough force... I ment to dissentegrate it!"