The Vendetta: Author grudge match

[Arc da Rat]

*Pick a piece off Vix's plate w/ a pair of Hashi & pops it on her mouth*

Mmm ... Oishii ...

*shrugs*

Just don't get enough nutrience from eating food here ... Blood is more filling ... *grins*

 

[Vixandra]

Ah, cool.
*whips out her own hashi- blue with inlaid fake mother of pearl flowers. Then summons a variety of food- Cashew Chicken, Udon, rice balls, terriaki steak and some japanese Coke to wash it all down*
Yum!
*leans over and yells into the abyss*
You guys want some too?
*to Arc*
I wonder if I could summon a Coke rain storm and if so would it hurt anyone? That stuff can eat through rust like no tommorow... very acidic.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Tosses pieces of Chicken to her Dragon*

Easier said than done ...
*grins evilly as she snaps her fingers & it rains gallons & gallons of ice cold coke into the abyss*

 

[Vixandra]

That works too. Hope they took thier rain coats-
and I see through this nifty live video feed- they didn't.
Poor Cats and Hy.

 

[hybirdx]

"Oh I go your rain coats right here hony!" Hy braces self for breif moment, then releases a four foot radius incenerator field around himself.

 

[Vixandra]

Eww, burnt coke!
*smell proofs the Press Box*
Goddess that was vile!

 

[hybirdx]

"Hey, you threw it down here! Besides! That acidic coke bit is proven mythology!"

 

[cats]

*When Arc shows up with the japanese pot stickers, I stop and druel at arc.*


*Some time latter, it starts raining the strange food also served at the IOU campus. Then it starts raining otehr asorted good foods, such as nice long udon noodles. Then finaly it starts raining japanese cokes.*

Okay a few things. *Turns to the live video feed, for comunication.* A, I am falling at the same rate as the food down a bottomless pit. B, coke can disolve threw some things, albe it nothing tough like a meat over any given time. And C, if it's raining, coke the least you could do is give us a glass to drink out of.

*Smells the burnt coke.* Okay now that is vile. *Teleports next to vix in smell proof bouble.* Okay lets cut this off at the sorce. *Closes up bottomless pit with Hy inside.* Now in a few hours things will smell nice again. I hope.

 

[hybirdx]

Hy teleport out of the portal, upper armor drenched in burning cola. "Yeach..." Hy reopens the portal for a second, a throws the upper armor into the hole.

 

[Vixandra]

Perhaps.
*summons trays of chocolate chip or cat nip cookies for the assembled armies.* Werewolves can eat chocolate chips, right?
*scent of warm cookies replaces the burnt coke*
Much better!
*Shifts the scenery below to a grassy medow, occasional reckage poking through*
Ah nicer indeed.
Wonder where Chewey lost himself to...

 

[hybirdx]

Oh, you want the smell gone? Easy!" Hybird snaps fingures, and larger, beautiful/dangerous looking venus fly trap look-a-like grow out of the ground. The are suddenly became pleasent.

"Relax, I already fed them. So they won't hurt you guys, (unless I order them to.)"

 

[Vixandra]

Okay, long as a woman wearing seashells doesn't jump out, its all good.

I know, random sense of humor.
Want a cookie Hy?

 

[hybirdx]

"Um... Yes, thank you." Takes a giant cookie and takes a bite into it.

 

[cats]

*Waves tail makeing a swiming pool of milk.* You need it for cookies.

 

[Vixandra]

Also good for the skin too, Cats.
*looks at both combatants*
First one that tries to push me in will get electrocuted or drowns.

 

[cats]

Um, can't the first one that pushes you in get eltocuted while drowning?

 

[hybirdx]

Grins evily. "Oh?" Grabs Vix and carries her over the pool of milk. then drops her. Then he grabs Arc and does the same to her. "Two lovely ladies in a pool of milk...."

Hy turns to Cats, "It was worth it!"

 

[cats]

Sheesh have some decentysy. *Waves tail puting Arc, and Vix in swim suits.* Hmm, milk looks warm enough I think I'll go for a swim also.

*Waves tail puting on swim sutie and then does a dive into the milk pool.* Well sense tehre are four of us any one want to do a chicken fight?

 

[hybirdx]

"Damn I knew I was forgetting something... Sorry, forgot about the swimsuites!"

Snaps fingures and the ground opens, shooting out a pair of black and crimson trunks.

"Chicken? I'm in."

 

[Vixandra]

*shaking head*
Okay- *shoots a lightning bolt at Hy, mildly singing him but not truely damaging.*
Stupid demons....

Moving along- chicken eh? I suppose that could be managed. Arc and I will beat the two of you probably but hey, I'm willing to give it a go if she is.
What say you, Arc-sama?

 

[hybirdx]

Takes the blow, only feeling a small amount of pain. "Well, I think cats ment one of you girls on his shoulders, and one of mine."

 

[Vixandra]

I know, but I've thrown lightning bolts and joy blade attacks at you, haven't done much to him, other then those catnip cookies... so now have to mess a bit, LOL.

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey and his minions turn off the basketball playoffs on the big screen tv as they dig into the cookies. Hmmmm..... these are great, but they are better with Black Phoenix juice. Chewey used the energy stored in the special chocolate chip cookies and grew to an enormous size. He reached out with one gigantic hand and grabbed the Black Phoenix. Shrugging off its puny attacks, he squeezed the creature into a small ball, the sound of broken bones echoing over the landscape. A giant cup appeared under the creature, as its blood and bile poured out. Dropping the small smear that was formally alive, Chewey washes down the cookie with some Black Phoenix juice. Ahhh.... even better than Smirnoff Ice for a thirsty were.

 

[hybirdx]

"Oooooh, that, was dumb..." Something in Chewies stomache. Followed by a horrific burning sensation, soon after, the phoenix burns a hole through Chewie, and lands right next to Hybird.

 

[chewbacca71]

I thought that it was just an upset stomach. I was looking for my were rolaids. Ah well, as with all were's, our recuperative powers are off the chart. Chewey stands still for a moment as his abdomen is repaired.