The Virgin who really isn't one...

[Cheyenne]

So, welcome back. But I can't help noticing that by telling us that you used to be a regular member that you're, essentially, voluntarily putting on a fake beard for us all to notice. I'm wondering if, deep down, you want some of us,if not all of us, to know who you are, possibly so you can talk about the past.

Wonderful analogy. I thought the same thing, but couldn't say it as well as you did.

Welcome back, in any case, Red!

 

[Triatic]

Merelan

Well, that's a releif. I...

~blink~

Whaddya mean TOO hard?

 

[Merelan]

Oh nothing. I meant nothing...
Whistle... whistle....

 

[Triatic]

I think that may be the worst innocent act I've ever seen.

...I like it.

~snuggle snuggle~

 

[Merelan]

You do? I mean act? What act?
ducking head and looking up through my eyelases, trying to think of what an inoccent would do next. Oh yeah.
Oops, dropped a pen, and bending over in front of you.
Oh, did I forget my panties again?
See, that was a bad example of becoming a virgin again.

 

[Triatic]

~busting a gut laughin'~

I think that makes the top ten of what an innocent WOULDN'T do. Don't ever change, OK?

 

[Merelan]

I shall cry now... sniff... sniff... pout....
Okay, that isn't any better. Let's just have a drink.

 

[ManOSafety]

Is it too late to join the party? I volunteer to help any of the lovely ladies remove their bras and panties for the bonfire .

Welcome LittleRedDevil, I'll try not to be too pig-headed if we're ever in the same thread darlin.

 

[Merelan]

Naughty Man O Safety, were you pigheaded to our hostess? I think you should have to apologize better then that. How about on his knees? How does that sound lil Red darling?

 

[ManOSafety]

Merelan

Hey hey hey, no I have not been pig-headed to the LusciousRedDevil...oh wait, I mean LittleRedDevil, at least not yet. I was just reading her rule number 3 where she says she has to be bitchy when the other person is pig-headed and I don't want her to have to be bitchy. So .










Uh-oh, did I just actually say that?

 

[Triatic]

I never say no to a spot of drinkin'. What'll it be? The bar is open!

 

[Merelan]

A glass of Australian red please. Yumm. any cheese?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Re: Merelan

Hey hey hey, no I have not been pig-headed to the LusciousRedDevil...oh wait, I mean LittleRedDevil, at least not yet. I was just reading her rule number 3 where she says she has to be bitchy when the other person is pig-headed and I don't want her to have to be bitchy. So .










Uh-oh, did I just actually say that?

Have I been bitchy? Well hell, I guess I'm in need of a good spanking. Any voluteers?

*bends over slighty, showing off her bare bottom for a spanking*

 

[Merelan]

Ooh. Can I watch?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Re: Re: Merelan

I guess I'm in need of a good spanking. Any voluteers?

*bends over slighty, showing off her bare bottom for a spanking*

Starts to spank LittleRedDevil's bare bottom, making sure that every inch of her sexy butt is getting some attention for the leather paddle, and leave her butt in a deep dark red color!

 

[Merelan]

See what happens when you ask for something? There is always someone around happy to oblige.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I think you missed a spot.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ohh I did?? Well then I better give you another round to be really sure that I do a prober job!!

*grabs the paddle again, and gives you another spanking, making sure to cover your ass twice this time*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Thank you, I think I've been properly spanked now. So, can I return the favor?

*picks up the paddle, a naughty gleam in her eyes*



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"Sometimes fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[ShyGuy68]

No thank you LittleRedDevil I only like to give and not to recieve!! Just ask Merelan and Hecate!!

 

[Merelan]

Wait, are you telling her to ask us about you? Or to spank us instead of you? hey, not fair!!!!
Red Darling, how about I just kiss all that sore away?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Wait, are you telling her to ask us about you? Or to spank us instead of you? hey, not fair!!!!
Red Darling, how about I just kiss all that sore away?

I'm telling her to ask the two of you about me!!! She isn't to spank any of you unless I approve it and get something in return for it!!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Please don't take this the wrong way Merelan, but, Kiss my ass. It sure could use it. After all, he's a wonderful spanker.



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"Sometimes fate needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Merelan]

Rubbing my butt, I know he is.

Yes sir.