Nevermind.
Have you seen Love, Actually?
The scene at the lakehouse, where Colin Firth is sitting outside in this tiny little gazebo and a wooden writing table and his typewriter, the house behind him and the lake in front.
Divine.
So you.
And receiving THIS PM a few minutes later, sender withheld cos I'm not sharing them.
hilarious person said:
There is nothing like picking up a pizza on the way home from work, and the smell completely driving you crazy with pizza lust in the car that you can't help but swerve into the inner lane, almost causing a 6 car pile up in peak hour traffic, coming to a skid stop by the side of the road to whip open the pizza box lid, burying your face in the literal wafts of steam for a time stopping moment, then tearing off the biggest pizza and pullllllllllllllllllllinggggg it off in a long ribbon of stringy mozzarella and then cramming it into your mouth in a deliciously gob stopping throat choking burn the roof of your mouth slurping greasy moment of pure yummy goodness.
There is also nothing like, after waking up from your pizza hangover to discover the hole now left in your previously perfect pizza, and trying to re-arrange the pieces so that it just appears to be a rather stingy looking effort by the pizzeria.
There is then nothing like showing up at your friends house with said stingy pizza and blaming the pizzeriaman, rambling and ranting about how the economy has affected even the ratio of pepperoni to pizza base and pizza base to pizza box, and have your friends seemingly listen intently - only to have one of them then lean over and lick your cleavage and say, "did they charge you to dip your boob in the tomato sauce or did you just not check your reflection in the mirror after you scoffed half the pizza in the car on the way here?".
There is nothing like an Appy sighting and post before bed
Oh please, think of a corny joke.
I'm all ears
