There is space at the dinner table

[Mortto56]

"Yuall It's Time for Supper!"

This would be a few people that I would have over for dinner.

1)..Willie Nelson
2)..Johnny Cash
3)..Dolly Parton
4)..Diane Sawyer
5)..Terry Bradshaw
6)..Jeff Foxworthy
7)..Tina Turner
8)..Rachael Welch

Nothing like a little music and comedy for after supper,and a little acting.

And if anyone from the Lit group wanted to come,I'll set up somemore tables and chairs.

 

[Expertise]

Quanah who...?

Muffin I get it except for Quanah Parker.

Please enlighten me while excusing my obvvios ignorance.

 

[teresafannin]

Nitelight, you named the exact same people my fiancee would name. He love the Stooges & the Marx Brothers. I even bought a set of 3 Stooges ornaments for the Christmas tree.

I would invite:

Marion Zimmer Bradley
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Campbell
Susan Sarandon
Rosie O'Donnell
Judge Judy Sheindlin
Cathy Bonner, Founder of The Women's Museum in Dallas
Bill Clinton
Robert Best, Mattel Designer
My fiancee

 

[R Nitelight]

Dear Teresafannin,

I have a little confession to make.
I AM YOUR FIANCE!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!



Not really. Still, on an odd side note, it was nice of you to invite Marion Zimmer Bradley. In RL, she published two of my short stories, and our correspondence, though brief, was something I will always treasure.

 

[Expertise]

But Rosie O'Donnell!?

Sorry but I have NO tolerance for the woman...'course I wasn't invited .... but Rosie O'Donnel!!!????

 

[teresafannin]

LMAO!!!!! I really like MZB's writing, I have read "The Mists of Avalon" over & over. I have read articles about her & she seems like a genuinely nice person. I think she would be so interesting to talk to. I'm not sure if everyone would know some of my other choices,but I like an intersting mix of people & opinions.

 

[teresafannin]

Hi Expertise, I have some questions I would like to ask both Rosie & Oprah, but Oprah wouldn't come to dinner at a regular person's house. After my son died, all the talk shows wanted to do interviews with me. I talked with producers & decided not to do any of them. Oprah is so fake, she talks a good line about spirituality, but I was told I could not say anything about church, religion, how the shooting affected my faith, etc.I guess it is okay for her to talk about religion. All she was interested in was the 8 minutes it took for 8 people to die, not the 17 years my son lived.At least the Rosie people were honest, they wanted me to talk about gun control, not my son. I have learned the media will use you if you let them & Oprah isn't a whole lot better than Jenny Jones or Sally Jessy Raphael, she just knows how to promote herself better. I have learned more about dealing with media-types than I ever dreamed I would, they will all use you if you let them.

 

[Expertise]

My deepest sympathies on your loss. The loss of a child is something I pray I never have to face.

However, I believe that Ms. O'Donnell would have used your loss as means to further her agenda of gun control/elimination and would have been no less mercenary about it than others in her field.

Basicly she and her constant Columbine references disgust me. I firmly believe she has made this cause in to a vehicle for her own glory and agrandizment. Along with the furthering of her own political views and agenda.

Shes scummy.

 

[Deborah]

I never did answer the question. I'd like to have a Last Supper with Jesus Christ, Mohammed, the Pope, Jerry Falwell, John the Baptist (before he was decapitated), 666 (the Antichrist), Benny Hinn, Jimmy Swaggert, and Mary Magdalene. No, I'm not interested in sorting out this religious shit. What I want to know for sure is if Jesus ever got laid.

Expertise, since Muffin doesn't appear to be around, it would please me to enlighten you. Quanah Parker was the last great Comanche chief, son of chief Peta Nocona and a white woman, Cynthia Ann Parker, who at age nine became a Comanche captive in a raid on Parker's Fort on May 19,1836. Quanah had quite the fondess for peyote incidentally. I think that's Muffin's interest, get some free dope. Reason I know this is because I wrote a story about a woman who was captured along with Cynthia in that raid on Parker's Fort.

Yes indeed, Gingersnap, I'm with you on Hunter Thompson. Fascinating character. His association with the Hell's Angels is of great interest to me and I certainly have some questions for which I couldn't find the answers in his books or interviews.

Hey, slut_boy liked my story! Made my day and I didn't even tell him the best part. Hey slut_boy, do you want to hear the best part? Then you tell Expertise you have a pic of me with a moustache and goatee and I'm three foot taller than my car. I don't think he believed me because he called me a soccer mom. Slut_boy, regarding my use of the word "dagnabbit" go over to the !!!!!!!Self Censoship(his word not mine)!!!!!! Sparky started.

 

[teresafannin]

Thank you Expertise. I hope that no one ever goes through the loss of a child. I know exactly why Rosie wanted me, I just think her people were more honest about it. They told me right from the start they wanted me to promote gun control, that is primarily why I turned her down. Oprah's people were less honest. It wasn't until I started asking detailed questions that her producers told me not to worry about what to say, they would take care of that. WTF is that about? They only know my son from what they saw on the news & read in the papers. How are they going to tell me what to say about him? I would rather deal with someone who is honest about wanting to use me, than someone who would have waited until I got to Chicago & then told me how they were going to exploit me. This past year has been an amazing learning experience. Now I want to help others in my situation to keep from being exploited by the media. I am learning to play the game & getting very good at it. Now to get off my soapbox & see what is on the Olympics.

 

[Slut_boy]

After a post like that, can you really blame me for being intrigued?

 

[Merelan]

It is all for ratings poor love, all for the ratings. They must live, die and kill for the ratings. If it means they must sacrifice their basic self worth and human feelings, so be it.
What the public asks for is what they give it. If it didn't sell, it wouldn't be on the air. Simple basic. And a terrible reflection, though a true one, of what Americans like to watch.

(Please, understand this is not intended in any way to slight your feelings at all! I cannot even imagine, and pray God/Goddess I ever will know, what you are going through. But I had to put my 2 cents in.)

I always said I wiould vote for the politician that said...
I have no interest in making this a better world, unless it means more money and power for me. I have extramarital sex, yup. Every chance I get. I mean, look at my wife? Would you sleep with her? But I needed her families money/power and so here I am.
Yes, I have also tried drugs. Just about every kind. I honestly think I could do at least as good a job as the last two in office, but hey, that's not saying much.
Just don't ask me about the issues either. i don't really care who said what to who. Does it pertain to me? Nope. Then I don't care, unless it means it will get your vote.
Kiss babies? I would rather kiss their teenage sisters. But I better stop now.
Have a nice day, and don't forget the free joint on the way out.

 

[Purple Haze]

Hmm, anybody I want? Let's see, if I serve rib-eyes, some will go hungry, how to please everyone, pizza, yeah pizza, with an open bar, and maybe a round of croquet, nope, charades, yeah. Pass the doobie:

Winston Churchill
Sitting Bull
Charles Darwin
Alfred Hitchcock
Walter Cronkite
Helen Hunt
Eddie Murphy
M.C. Escher
Ringo Starr

I guess if I were to invite Literoticans,

Sparky Kronkite (never a lull in the conversations)
Siren (I have serious wood)
R Nitelight (snied remarks)
dancinvixen (obvious)
Lasher (vicious honesty)
FlamingoBlue (someone for Lasher to beat up on)
Creamy Lady (need some sanity around here)
GUH (hollers insults from the garage)
Laurel (guards garage door, speaks occasionally)

Sorry to those who didn't get an invite, there's only room for ten around the table, and I'm number ten. Who the hell keeps bangin' on the door? GO AWAY!

 

[R Nitelight]

snied remarks

Then you don't just want to fuck me?

 

[Expertise]

Lemme in you inconsiderate prick... i'm freakin starvin' out here.

*bang bang bangbang, ding dong ding dong ratlle rattle*

 

[teresafannin]

I guess someone will just have to rent a really big hall & invite everyone. Can you imagine all of the Lit people in one place? I am thinking we could sell tickets,make a fortune & we could all retire. There would be some really interesting dinner conversation, but everyone would have to contribute something in the way of food, wine, etc. Now to find a location that is central for everyone.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well honestly I would either want a one on one dinner conversation with Queen Victoria or to sit between Mary Queen of Scots and her sister Queen Elizabeth I. I have a thing for England's Royal History.

 

[Purple Haze]

Alright, alright, Expertise, teresafannin, quick, get in here before bobtoad777 sees you, did you bring the stuff, man?

 

[Siren]

Wow Hazie...

 

[teresafannin]

Thank you Siren, I would love to have a chance to talk to so many of the people on these lists. I read most of the threads here on the BB & it is never dull. If I were to invite people from the board, I could never pick 10, so I guess it will have to be a big party. Imagine the fireworks if all these folks got together in one place. Have a good evening.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Thank you Siren, Thank you.

 

[Thumper]

Oh yummy;(

I'll just sit on the front steps and nibble on my carrots....

 

[teresafannin]

When we find a hall big enough to hold everyone, everyone will be invited. I am just a good ole girl from Texas, I'll bring the BBq , Thumper can bring the carrots & everyone else can bring their favorite food or drink. It will be the ultimate tail gate party-do they have tailgate parties in other places? I have got to get out of the house more often-hehehe.

 

[Siren]

AWE THUMPIE........

 

[Thumper]

Just desserts!

Think I'll skip the carrots and go right for my favorite dessert.....

*slips beneath the tablecloth*

Hehehehehe I hope ya left the G string at home Siren...nice dress....now let's see if she can keep a straight face LOL