There is space at the dinner table

[ShyGuy68]

I think I would combine famous people, and people that I know from the board. So my list could look something like this:

Hecate, Merelan, Savage Kitten, Earthgoddess and Kitten Eyes:
Just because!!!!

Robin Williams:
Because even though he's a very funny man, there's more than meets the eye with him, he can talk about very serious issues too, and have been through a lot himself too.

Ghandi:
It sure took guts to enforce his no violence way of life, no matter what people did against him.

J.R.R. Tolkien:
What a storyteller! I'm sure he could keep the all people around the table mesmerized with his stories (if anybody doesn’t know him, he wrote “The Lord Of The Rings”)

Freddie Mercury:
Because he was a great artist, and I would like to have him sing some of his songs for us.

Stephen Spielberg:
I admire what he started with “Schindler’s List” and the Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Foundation. http://www.vhf.org/

 

[Merelan]

Shyguy...
what time and where?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Pass the buns, please!

mmmmm... Shyguy ... It's so cool that you picked Freddy Mercury ... You are the Champion ... ha ha

I would love to share a dinner table with so many people ... and ummm maybe play footsies under the table with a few too ... hmmm well here are just a few thoughts ..

Bruce Springsteen
Margaret Atwood
Kurt Vonegut, Jr.
Pierre Trudeau (RIP)
Marilyn Monroe
John Lennon
Timothy Leary
Isadora Duncan
Mick Jagger
Woody Allen
Brad Pitt (I know he's #11 but i'm squeezing him in just to piss off Chandler ha ha)

and as for literoticans ... well ... since you were all in my bedroom recently ... well what can i say ... if i fantasized about you then ... you can be sure that i am playing footsies under the table with you now.
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~I am serving a little sweet Canadian bacon at my dinner party.~

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 09-29-2000 at 05:39 PM]

 

[Miranda Reigns]

Dinner Guests

Ok ... dinner guests, for moi ....
I'd love to be able to chit chat with ....
1. Cher
2. John Leslie
3. Val Kilmer
4. Sean Connery
5. Angie Everhart
6. Nicholas Cage
7. Havey Keitell
8. Bill Clinton
(Hmmmmm .... is this the recipe for one interesting orgy or what?)
xxxoo
Miranda

 

[Siren]

ok ok, I forgot 3 very important dinner guest....

 

[Rosebud]

let's see for literotica
Siren...my little tigress
Southern...she would be the main course
Wiz and skitten...they are married so they count as one, but i couldn't have dinner without them
Slutboy...someone has to inspect all the white panties
Nicole...have to have desert for hubby
Laurel and Manu...i want my cake and get to eat it too..I love you two
Lasher...intelligent and goodlooking
DCL...do i even need to explain why him???
Isabella...she has to bring my chocolates
Hecate...to keep us in control..well within reason
Hullo nurse...she amazes me
Oliver...doctors do make house calls...I hope
shit just invite them all my list could go on forever...and after supper, we will play a game called ORGY

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, that Quanah Parker, but the reason I'm interested in his viewpoint, is that he was one of the few chiefs that recognized the need to unify, but was unable to do so mainly because most of the Comanche had been confined to the reservation already. He is also considered one of the better horseback guerilla warfare leaders by some in the military community that I hang with. But mainly, because he's the one that exhibits a good sense of humor along with a strong sense of values, honor, and practicality. He also knew enough to learn how to deal with his changing world for the betterment of his people.

For instance, once he was confined to the res, the Indian Agent informed him that he could only have one wife, it was the law, therefore he was required to pick one out of the seven and tell the others they were no longer married to him.

He didn't argue, he just looked at the Agent and said, "You tell 'em."

He kept all 7 of his women for the rest of his life and got a few more.

 

[Silverlily]

Hecate, Merelan, Savage Kitten, Earthgoddess and Kitten Eyes:
Just because!!!!

My darling Dane, that was my who to have to dinner list. You are on my who to have for dinner list.

I'm well, Slut boy, thanks for asking. BTW, how is Walter?

 

[Slut_boy]

Kitten Eyes,

Walter is still the most precious boy in my life. I have decided not to go next year - I can't leave him behind. I thought about it and realized that it can never be a noble thing to leave behind the one that you love, and more importantly the one that loves you. I could leave a person (like a girlfriend) because people can understand and reason and overcome - but animals can't, I would never be able to live with myself knowing that every night he will be waiting up for me, worry and wishing. So I am staying here but I will go for a few weeks at a time - while I am gone, my girlfriend is there to sleep with him and cuddle him. He loves her so much, and she him. I can always go in a few years time - he is an old kitty.

 

[Silverlily]

For those that don't know, Walter is Slut boy's cat. A while back he posted a thread about Walter, but didn't say right away that he was a cat. This of course, gave a few of us a moment of panic, thinking SB might not prefers us girls. Thank god it wasn't true!

 

[Cheyenne]

Kitten Eyes,

Walter is still the most precious boy in my life. I have decided not to go next year - I can't leave him behind. I thought about it and realized that it can never be a noble thing to leave behind the one that you love, and more importantly the one that loves you.

That is one of the sweetest things I've ever heard. If you care so much for a cat, not wanting to hurt Walter by leaving him behind, what must you be like with humans? I'm guessing your gf is one lucky woman. Not to mention Walter being one of the luckiest cats in the world.

 

[Ramlick]

Easy.

Heather Locklear
Kim Basinger
Mariah Carey
Heidi Klum
Halle Barry
Nicole Kidman
Bill Clinton

Clinton I'd invite for conversation. The rest would be dessert for Bill and me.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Um yup

Lit life
Simply Southern
Siren
Wizard + Skitten
Laurel + Manu
Hecate
Isabella Thorne
Jade
Beaker... I mean me

Um fuck... already 10... onto the second table

Rosebud + Havoc + Nicole
Roger
Deborah
Dixon Carter Lee
Magic Merlin
April
Eve
Killer Muffin

For those who have been left out, I tried but I am already a table over

Real life... or as close as we get list

Me
Penny Heyns (South african swimmer)
Reece Witherspoon
Paul Tracy or Micheal Schumacher
My dad
Nina Gordon (Ex Veruca Salt, mighty fine vocals)
Merlene Ottey (Jamaican sprinter, 5 olympic games)
Jeff Kennett (Ex premier of Victoria)
Bernie Ecclestone (FIA Supremo)
Kevin Smith (View Askew productions... Clerks, Chasing Amy etc)

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The decisions are final

1) No correspondance may be entered into
2) Listmaker is not of sound mind so dont accept his judgement as the only one
3) Re 2 It is true
4) Re 3 Yes really
5) Only brilliance complies with the list, any less would be boring
6) There is nooooooooo rule 6
7) Now this term I dont want anyone to maltreat the abo's in any way.... while there is ANYBODY watching. (Bad Python)

Da chef






[Edited by Svedish_Chef on 09-30-2000 at 07:38 AM]

 

[Magic Merlin]

If I could invite the ones I most wanted to meet:


Albert Einstein
Carl Jung
Henry Kissinger
Mother Theresa
David Bohm
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Roger Penrose
John Wheeler
Madam Curie


A Literotica Dinner: Well, for me I think I would have a large dinner party.


Slut boy
Eve
Flagg
SimplySouthern
Expertise
da Chef
Thumper
Earthgoddess & Dionysus
Uncle Bill
Hecate
Roger Simian
Jade
Deborah
DCL
Merelan
Lasher
Cheyenne
Havoc
My 'lil' Sister
Wizard & Skitten
Angel
April
bobtoad
Hullo Nurse
Killer Muffin
MADDOG
Melody Lane
Weird Harold
Whispersecret

Hey, its my party, and I'll invite who I want to....

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-30-2000 at 08:48 AM]

 

[Cheyenne]

thanks

Cheyenne

Thanks, Merlin. I was starting to think I'd have to hire on as part of the catering crew if I wanted to get anywhere near the dinner table at any of these parties.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Just be like me Cheyenne....

If your not invited, we'll just crash the parties. Hell, I know we could probably get Thumper and Wizard to join us. Wizard will just bring Ben along. Think that would get us in

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Just be like me Cheyenne....

Wizard will just bring Ben along. Think that would get us in

A great big beer drinking bear? Hmmmmm... it may get us in, but I think it might clear the table of any of the people we wanted to eat with in the first place!

 

[Whispersecret]

I'd love to sit next to you, Cheyenne.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Thank you Magic Merlin, your the second dinner invite, please don't you dare hold it the same night as Siren's that would make me sad

 

[Thumper]

A face er place to sit is good!

Cheyenne, if perchance there is no other place to sit may I offer you my............*momentarily interrupted*

OH hello bear...where did ya get the celery? MM you say? never had celery in my beer is it good? Well yes just about anything does go well with beer especially after the first six or so. So were you invited? No, ya just crshed it eh? I'll bet they said nary a word huh? I crashed it too..but I am hiding out under the table here...Ya know what...alot of these Literotica girls forgot their panties...mind you I am NOT complaining though...*turns back to Cheyenne*

... chair. Geez! What didja think I was gonna say...My mind isn't always in the gutter. It just vacations there!

 

[Cheyenne]

Thumper, here I thought you were going to offer me your lap to sit in. And all along you just wanted me in your chair because you knew I didn't wear any panties, either!

Ben seems to come in handy for crashing parties, doesn't he? I hope they have enough beer though. Bet he gets mad when the party runs dry.

And Whispersecret- I'd be happy to sit next to you. We could discuss the pros and cons of Magic Lotion vs. shaving.

[Edited by Cheyenne on 09-30-2000 at 02:00 PM]

 

[April]

Aww, MM and Chef, you guys are so sweet!

MM, can I please sit next to Expertise? Please? I promise to behave! *fingers crossed behind back*

Svedish Chef, I guess my "dignity" wins out, huh?

 

[Always]

Only problem is that incessant door banging is ruining the atmosphere of the evening. Would you please tell Shila she cant come in?
hehehe

*raises one eyebrow* I'll knock down the door if I have to!

oh, and by the way, it's not nice to lock me out of my own house! *grumbling*

 

[Guest]

back again I see. Let the whining begin.

 

[Guest]

Hey, what's the matter with Shila, after all we locked her out of her own house, eating Pringles and chocolate shit, lay off would ya?