There is space at the dinner table

[I hate shila]

she has bugged me enough, it has got to stop NOW

 

[Guest]

C'mon she syayed away from the general board for like, 12 hours or so, I like Shila's whining and pointless drivel.

 

[I hate shila]

Maybe you do, but some of us really get pissed off at her for it. I for one, and I'm being honest here, look at the BB before I go to work, and if all I see are stupid, boring, dumb, pointless and whiney things everywhere by her, it puts me in a bad mood for hours afterwards.

(AM I THE ONLY ONE???!!!)

 

[Guest]

Please, please, there's room at the dinner table, we'll make a little table for the little whiner and her friends to sit at. Afterward we can have a good long discussion about our favorite clothes and stuff like that.

 

[Always]

Why do I get the feeling that you're both the same person... *sighs and shakes head*

Stop arguing, children. I don't like it when you fight over me!

 

[CreamyLady]

I've changed my mind. I'll just fill my dinner table with ghosts, and not invite anyone from Literotica, until everyone can behave like ladies and gentlemen. Yes, you are each other's keepers.

Everyone except for bears, cats, rabbits and tortoises; they have standing invitations.

 

[Bobtoad777]

what about toads?

 

[Guest]

Please, please, there's room at the dinner table, we'll make a little table for the little whiner and her friends to sit at. Afterward we can have a good long discussion about our favorite clothes and stuff like that.

If Shila comes, at least we'll have someone to sit at the kiddie table. Of course, after desert she'll have to go upstairs and work on her homework for her college prep college class (still can't figure that one out).

 

[Earthmuffin]

Is the Midwest Central to Literotica?

We could use a staduim for the seating...registered Literoticans in the Home seating, Guests in the Away seating? Laurel would have to coordinate the half-time orgy er show. I'll volunteer to work a shift behind the bar. *passing homebrew 'round*

R/L peeps:

Bodacea
Catherine the Great
Monsarrat Caballe
Florence Nightingale
Madame Curie
Piers Anthony
Walt Disney
Garth Brooks
Sean Connery
Mean Joe Green

 

[Ramlick]

Earth,

I have enormous respect for anyone who respects Monserrat Caballe enough to invite her to dinner.

 

[Magic Merlin]

April, of course you may sit next to Expertise.

That was always the plan. Expertise most always behaves himself at these functions (thats what they tell me) but in the event that he has a little to much, I know I could count on you to calm him down.

what about toads?

Hmmmmm, you want to know about toads, huh? Okay! hmmmmmmmm let me see here....

toads...toads...toads........

ahh! here we are...

American Toad,(Bufo americanus) and the Fowler's Toad, (genus Bufo) are the only two species of true toads found in Kentucky...Their skin is rougher than that of a Spadefoot toad and their eyes have horizontal pupils....

http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov/narcam/idguide/bufoam.jpg

Well, thats about all I know about that!






[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-30-2000 at 10:15 PM]

 

[Jade]

Bonnie Wee Lassie, Expertise, and Shila
All you have to do is invite!

I LOVE dinner!

I know a great recipe for punch.. and if you can spike it... you may get to see my table dance... but then.. that could be scary so maybe we'd better not!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Melody Lane and DCL would be a great add on if they weren't too freaked out by the cows here in the midwest..... Just kidding.

We're from Jersey. You never heard of a Jersey Cow? And no I'm not talking about the fat chick on The Sporanos...LOL

We accept the invite. Should we bring milk? White or chocolate?

 

[Jade]

DCL, I thought you were a CA man?
In fact... LA or San Fran... am I wrong?

 

[Expertise]

Who cares .... he made fun of the Sopranos.

The best TV we canadians have had in years.

Dixon you are a heathen.

 

[Rosebud]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/cry.gif
Magic Merlin...you invited my hubby but left out the crystal polisher????

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jade,

I'm living in LA, but I'm still the Boy from New York City (by way of Jersey).

Signed,

The Heathen

 

[Magic Merlin]

Originally posted by Rosebud
Magic Merlin...you invited my hubby but left out the crystal polisher???? [/B]

shhh, Rosie. That was only to keep him busy while you and I snuck away to the other side of the estate.....

 

[Rosebud]

oops...my bad.
I'll meet you in the pool house...don't bother bringing the swimsuit

 

[Nicole]

If I could invite the ones I most wanted to meet:


Albert Einstein
Carl Jung
Henry Kissinger
Mother Theresa
David Bohm
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Roger Penrose
John Wheeler
Madam Curie


A Literotica Dinner: Well, for me I think I would have a large dinner party.


Slut boy
Eve
Flagg
SimplySouthern
Expertise
da Chef
Thumper
Earthgoddess & Dionysus
Uncle Bill
Hecate
Roger Simian
Jade
Deborah
DCL
Merelan
Lasher
Cheyenne
Havoc
My 'lil' Sister
Wizard & Skitten
Angel
April
bobtoad
Hullo Nurse
Killer Muffin
MADDOG
Melody Lane
Weird Harold
Whispersecret

Hey, its my party, and I'll invite who I want to....

Well fine and Fuck you too. No more hugs for you young man

 

[Nicole]

let's see for literotica

Nicole...have to have desert for hubby

OH so now I'm someones desert eh??? Nice to know I get invited to these things to be desert.

But I'm not complaining, he can lick me anytime

 

[Nicole]

Hmmmmmmm Slut_boy, lets see shall we.

Real Life :-

Meatloaf
Phil Anselmo (Pantera)
James Hetfield (Metallica)
Alice Cooper
Judas Priest and Rob Halford
Slash
Keifer Sutherland
Ah Hell, all of Pantera, and all of Metallica.

Lit life :-

All of you, I don't want to name names as some people get hurt, but you all know who you are when I say that I converse privately with you. The people that know me and my life, well they are truly the ones that I would like at my table.

I guess I'm going more for the Public people here. I'm sorry if I went over ten Slut_boy.

 

[Jade]

MM, Nicole, and Cheffie... OMW.. but ah.. what to wear?

 

[Jade]

Jade,

I'm living in LA, but I'm still the Boy from New York City (by way of Jersey).

Signed,

The Heathen

Okay, so I am having flashbacks of that song "Please come to Boston"...

OH 'Heathen'.. what you do to me... hehe

 

[Svedish_Chef]

MM, Nicole, and Cheffie... OMW.. but ah.. what to wear?

Your hair and lots of it... otherwise whatever your heart desires.