They made me do it

[ellingboy]

hi can u help me?

can u post some pic at:

https://forum.literotica.com/...threadid=284392

sp we can make it a big treat?
love your pic...
thanks lovley

 

[bodthemod]

all this talk of bats, oiled or not, and spankings and the sounds of smacks on ass......*sighs and shivers in antici......... pation*

So Em... do you want me in the full cricket whites ?
*bod whistles as he oils his bat*

 

[Galene]

So Em... do you want me in the full cricket whites ?
*bod whistles as he oils his bat*

*raises one single eyebrow* we want a pic of you in your whites!

 

[bodthemod]

*raises one single eyebrow* we want a pic of you in your whites!

Now you will just have to wait for that... I am gonna have to climb up into the loft and get all my equipment down, including the Whites (which will probably need washing)... the bat is no problem... always keep that in my bedroom, as it need regular oiling ...

And before you mind goes in a whirl of kinky thoughts... No, its not regularly used for the "non-standard application"... you have to oil it regularly with linseed to keep it in tip-top condition, otherwise it will crack/split when it hits a cricket ball that has been bowled at it at 120kph+.

 

[Galene]

Now you will just have to wait for that... I am gonna have to climb up into the loft and get all my equipment down, including the Whites (which will probably need washing)... the bat is no problem... always keep that in my bedroom, as it need regular oiling ...

And before you mind goes in a whirl of kinky thoughts... No, its not regularly used for the "non-standard application"... you have to oil it regularly with linseed to keep it in tip-top condition, otherwise it will crack/split when it hits a cricket ball that has been bowled at it at 120kph+.

how long has it been since you wore those Whites last? will they fit? *giggles and scoots away to her kitchen dodging the swinging bat*

 

[bodthemod]

how long has it been since you wore those Whites last? will they fit? *giggles and scoots away to her kitchen dodging the swinging bat*

*swings and misses Ran's arse by a mile*

August... just hope that they aren't too tight...

Damn... I have always wondered about my first series on Lit... suits and that have been done to death... a sports strip...

Now thats sorted, I gotta work out just how to explain Cricket and all its intricate wonder to the Septics and the rest of the non-Cricket playing world...

Any Oz out there ??? You're all a verbose lot... maybe you can explain it better than me

 

[DollyDolphin]

[BDamn... I have always wondered about my first series on Lit... suits and that have been done to death... a sports strip... [/B]

What about a Japanese theme? Let's saaaay... sushi?

 

[bodthemod]

What about a Japanese theme? Let's saaaay... sushi?

Good sushi needs a decent female body to show it off to its full potential... like yours ?

 

[Galene]

*peeks in from her kitchen* Dolly, I'm trying to get bod to show us his bod here, do cooperate hon! *disappears again*

 

[bodthemod]

*peeks in from her kitchen* Dolly, I'm trying to get bod to show us his bod here, do cooperate hon! *disappears again*

Ran my love... I think was that her idea as well... but I think she has a Fish-Fetish and wants me covered in slivers of sushi, ginger, soy sauce and wasabe ... As long as she doesn't get any of that wasabe near my cock or nuts

You gonna join in ??? Or am I still on for dessert ?

 

[Galene]

Ran my love... I think was that her idea as well... but I think she has a Fish-Fetish and wants me covered in slivers of sushi, ginger, soy sauce and wasabe ... As long as she doesn't get any of that wasabe near my cock or nuts

You gonna join in ??? Or am I still on for dessert ?

I go nuts on fish and seafood in general... but I was hoping for a pic of bod in Whites, swinging that bat.... *bats eyelashes* I offer double helpings for dessert

 

[bodthemod]

I go nuts on fish and seafood in general... but I was hoping for a pic of bod in Whites, swinging that bat.... *bats eyelashes* I offer double helpings for dessert

You gonna wash my kit for me then as it still has grass stains from the last wash... I couldn't get them out ... its a male thing... washing machines and us don't mix well

*Bod beats a quick retreat just in case Ran decides to grab his bat to do him some permanent damage*

 

[Galene]

You gonna wash my kit for me then as it still has grass stains from the last wash... I couldn't get them out ... its a male thing... washing machines and us don't mix well

*Bod beats a quick retreat just in case Ran decides to grab his bat to do him some permanent damage*

*cheerfully tosses kit into washing machine, pours half a bottle of bleach on top* cum back you daft Brit, this will take three quarters of an hour, am I supposed to sit on my ass turning my thumbs all this time?

 

[bodthemod]

*cheerfully tosses kit into washing machine, pours half a bottle of bleach on top* cum back you daft Brit, this will take three quarters of an hour, am I supposed to sit on my ass turning my thumbs all this time?

You could wait for the spin-cycle

Alternatively I have a "bat" here that needs oiling

 

[Galene]

You could wait for the spin-cycle

Alternatively I have a "bat" here that needs oiling

um... I can relate to bats.... any special brand required?

 

[bodthemod]

um... I can relate to bats.... any special brand required?

I heard about this special one last week... whats it called now??? Umm.. yes, thats it .... RanLub... do you know where to get hold of it ?

 

[Galene]

I heard about this special one last week... whats it called now??? Umm.. yes, thats it .... RanLub... do you know where to get hold of it ?

oh, I've heard of it... it seems it is only available in limited quantities, you need to know the right people and pull a few strings to get your tong... er....your bat..... uh... your HANDS on some

 

[DollyDolphin]

Ran & Bod (revisited)

I'm lol-ing so hard...

Ok, Bod... Now your kit is all nice and clean and white... Get yer kit off too!!! It really isn't fair, you know... You ogling us all the time... What do we get in return?! Huh? Huh?!

 

[Galene]

Re: Ran & Bod (revisited)

I'm lol-ing so hard...

Ok, Bod... Now your kit is all nice and clean and white... Get yer kit off too!!! It really isn't fair, you know... You ogling us all the time... What do we get in return?! Huh? Huh?!

YEAH!!! you tell him, girl!!!

WE WANT PICS!!!


oops...

this is Jo's thread!!!

 

[DollyDolphin]

Re: Re: Ran & Bod (revisited)

YEAH!!! you tell him, girl!!!

WE WANT PICS!!!


oops...

this is Jo's thread!!!

That'll teach Jo... Not posting pics when WE want... THREAD HIJACK!!!

 

[bodthemod]

oh, I've heard of it... it seems it is only available in limited quantities, you need to know the right people and pull a few strings to get your tong... er....your bat..... uh... your HANDS on some

Well... moneys no object... I need an oiling up

 

[bodthemod]

Re: Re: Ran & Bod (revisited)

QUOTE]Originally posted by DollyDolphin
I'm lol-ing so hard...

Ok, Bod... Now your kit is all nice and clean and white... Get yer kit off too!!! It really isn't fair, you know... You ogling us all the time... What do we get in return?! Huh? Huh?! [/QUOTE]

YEAH!!! you tell him, girl!!!

WE WANT PICS!!!

oops...

this is Jo's thread!!!

Bullies !!!

Ok, Ok... can't take them in the office... Ran knows why... Anyway, need a little vino to oil the strip-gland, so you just have to wait until I get home later !!!

s and s to you both

 

[Galene]

Well... moneys no object... I need an oiling up

it's not in the market... it goes around in a small select circle

 

[bodthemod]

Re: Re: Re: Ran & Bod (revisited)

That'll teach Jo... Not posting pics when WE want... THREAD HIJACK!!!

Don't get your nipples in a twist.. ... Patience is a virtue !!!

I'm sure that Jo and Mimi have got a lot better things to do... like jumping each others bones !!!

 

[Galene]

Re: Re: Re: Ran & Bod (revisited)

Bullies !!!

Ok, Ok... can't take them in the office... Ran knows why... Anyway, need a little vino to oil the strip-gland, so you just have to wait until I get home later !!!

s and s to you both

woo hoooo.... quoting you fast so you cannot go back on your word!!!

es and 's back sweetie!