They made me do it

[sybilrose]

Wow Page five already

MJO must be still be busy feeding those youngins

Stock up on Ramen noodles and you will have more time for LIT Jo

 

[DollyDolphin]

Re: Wow Page five already

MJO must be still be busy feeding those youngins

Stock up on Ramen noodles and you will have more time for LIT Jo

........ Damn funny, Syb... Will try that too... Mind you, I only have 1...

 

[MJO]

Re: Wow Page five already

MJO must be still be busy feeding those youngins

Stock up on Ramen noodles and you will have more time for LIT Jo

Mac and cheese for this crew (blech!) Trouble is, since mom is at work the youngest two figure they can hang on me and help with whatever I am doing. Can't wait to chage the bulbs in one of the ceiling light fixtures later today

TV does not work, Whatever I am doing is far more interesting. sigh - oh well, I'll take it while I can

 

[Galene]

poor Jo

would a b/j distract you some?

 

[MJO]

poor Jo

would a b/j distract you some?

I do not know, lets try it and find out

 

[Galene]

I do not know, lets try it and find out

*casually runs a finger under Jo's waist band*

 

[bodthemod]

i prefer....naked

that way, you can feel the warmth and wetness on your thighs

I think I would prefer that warmth & wetness on my face first

 

[bodthemod]

Looked at this again and left the scoring part out-but it sounds like American football teams playing baseball using a variation of football scoring but still standing around enough to scratch their nuts on TV.

Thats it Bear, except we only usually have pads on the legs and a box to protect the nuts... so you cant really scrtach your nuts when batting

That and the fact that due to its complex rules, yer average Yanky Footy player would have a brain haemorage just trying to understand it

 

[MJO]

Thats it Bear, except we only usually have pads on the legs and a box to protect the nuts... so you cant really scrtach your nuts when batting

That and the fact that due to its complex rules, yer average Yanky Footy player would have a brain haemorage just trying to understand it

Well, cricket can not be a REAL sport. I mean, I have not heard of a cricket player being caught using "performance enhancing" illegal drugs. I mean what is sports without steriods?

 

[bodthemod]

Well, cricket can not be a REAL sport. I mean, I have not heard of a cricket player being caught using "performance enhancing" illegal drugs. I mean what is sports without steriods?

Jo... thats where you are wrong... one got caught this year after admitting taking cocaine...

Must have had a shit lawyer as he got banned for a couple of years...

Any good lawyer could have got him off with the excuse that he needed it to stay awake for the long tedious hours needed for the game

BTW... another very famous Aussie got caught a few years ago to taking performance enhancingl drugs...
Shane Warne

 

[MJO]

Jo... thats where you are wrong... one got caught this year after admitting taking cocaine...

Must have had a shit lawyer as he got banned for a couple of years...

Any good lawyer could have got him off with the excuse that he needed it to stay awake for the long tedious hours needed for the game

BTW... another very famous Aussie got caught a few years ago to taking performance enhancingl drugs...
Shane Warne

To the relief of the the rest of the English speaking world, and to those places that speak English, Cricket must be a real sport.

I am sure that some 1 billion Indians and 132,000.000 Pakistanis are breathing easier now.

 

[bodthemod]

To the relief of the the rest of the English speaking world, and to those places that speak English, Cricket must be a real sport.

I am sure that some 1 billion Indians and 132,000.000 Pakistanis are breathing easier now.

You would have thought that with nearly 1/3 of the population of the world playing cricket, that it would be included in the Olympics ? Never understood how it isn't

Its probably the bloody French blocking it because its too confusing for them to understand

 

[Ember Faye]

I think I would prefer that warmth & wetness on my face first

i don't see me having a prob with that

*grins*

only as long as i get to give a bit of payback *please oh please..i hope he says yes!*




*blows kisses MJO's way*

 

[Galene]

leave you guys for two minutes, you start talking Cricket of all things!

hey, I got this real funny e-mail from my brother who lives over at the States but I'm not sure you all would appreciate... I'll PM it to bod, see what he thinks of it

 

[bodthemod]

i don't see me having a prob with that

*grins*

only as long as i get to give a bit of payback *please oh please..i hope he says yes!*


*blows kisses MJO's way*

Now... have you ever heard of a man turning down a BJ ???

 

[bodthemod]

leave you guys for two minutes, you start talking Cricket of all things!

hey, I got this real funny e-mail from my brother who lives over at the States but I'm not sure you all would appreciate... I'll PM it to bod, see what he thinks of it

Absolutely superb !!!

Ran... you gotta post it so that the Septics can enjoy the news of their impending recolonisation !!!!

And a massive for Ran

 

[artmajor]

Well, cricket can not be a REAL sport. I mean, I have not heard of a cricket player being caught using "performance enhancing" illegal drugs. I mean what is sports without steriods?

I agree ....What kind of sports is it without steriods or players jumping in the stands to beat up the fans

 

[artmajor]

Thats it Bear, except we only usually have pads on the legs and a box to protect the nuts... so you cant really scrtach your nuts when batting

That and the fact that due to its complex rules, yer average Yanky Footy player would have a brain haemorage just trying to understand it

What the hell do they have a box to protect thier nuts for???? A BOX????? At least we use cups for American sports. Unless you have square nuts then a box might be ok.

 

[Ember Faye]

Now... have you ever heard of a man turning down a BJ ???

yes

sat night when i crawled into bed finally...hubby wouldn't wake up

and yesterday...when i got out of the shower, came out the living room where hubby was here on the puter...and i said, "i want to fuck" and he said, "well..i'm not in the mood"


had to take care of myself *sighs*

so...you never know!

 

[artmajor]

leave you guys for two minutes, you start talking Cricket of all things!

hey, I got this real funny e-mail from my brother who lives over at the States but I'm not sure you all would appreciate... I'll PM it to bod, see what he thinks of it

We can take it

 

[bcsimmons]

yes

sat night when i crawled into bed finally...hubby wouldn't wake up

and yesterday...when i got out of the shower, came out the living room where hubby was here on the puter...and i said, "i want to fuck" and he said, "well..i'm not in the mood"


had to take care of myself *sighs*

so...you never know!

What guy in thier mind says that!?!?!? I was just telling my wife the other night there is no red blooded man that would turn down sex at anytime. I guess I go home tonight and tell her I was wrong. If my wife said that to me, it would be a blur of me getting naked. She would not even finish the sentence before I got hard.

 

[Ember Faye]

What guy in thier mind says that!?!?!? I was just telling my wife the other night there is no red blooded man that would turn down sex at anytime. I guess I go home tonight and tell her I was wrong. If my wife said that to me, it would be a blur of me getting naked. She would not even finish the sentence before I got hard.

what about when you're not feeling good?

i know i don't even want to be touched when i'm not feeling well...or too tired

*shrugs*

it always cracks me up when men say they would never turn me down. it's such bullshit. when you have r/l to deal with...everything that goes along with it...being pissed off because the bills are late again, or because your day at worked suck, this and that...you don't always feel like getting all close and comfy and getting intimate

anyway...

heh..kind of got on a rant there

 

[bcsimmons]

what about when you're not feeling good?

i know i don't even want to be touched when i'm not feeling well...or too tired

*shrugs*

it always cracks me up when men say they would never turn me down. it's such bullshit. when you have r/l to deal with...everything that goes along with it...being pissed off because the bills are late again, or because your day at worked suck, this and that...you don't always feel like getting all close and comfy and getting intimate

anyway...

heh..kind of got on a rant there

You have a right to rant, and yes r/l does get in the way, but I remember to take the time out to be with my wife so I can get thru the bullshit outside our bedroom. It is a matter of point of view. You se to me nothing is better then sex with my wife, and I will not let anything get in it's way. I have found the best so why not enjoy it.

 

[MJO]

what about when you're not feeling good?

i know i don't even want to be touched when i'm not feeling well...or too tired

*shrugs*

it always cracks me up when men say they would never turn me down. it's such bullshit. when you have r/l to deal with...everything that goes along with it...being pissed off because the bills are late again, or because your day at worked suck, this and that...you don't always feel like getting all close and comfy and getting intimate

anyway...

heh..kind of got on a rant there

Em, I completely understand. Were I feeling better today, I would not turn you down. As it is, I feel like a Mack Truck ran me over, and I only wish it would finish the job.

So right now, I'm afraid that sex with anybody is not gonna happen.

As an aside, you know fast you can get "out of the mood" when you hear the kids coughing or crying.


Rain check?

 

[bodthemod]

yes

sat night when i crawled into bed finally...hubby wouldn't wake up

and yesterday...when i got out of the shower, came out the living room where hubby was here on the puter...and i said, "i want to fuck" and he said, "well..i'm not in the mood"


had to take care of myself *sighs*

so...you never know!

Prefers sleep over sex.... would rather play on the 'puter instead of you... would leave you to take care of yourself... Is he really male ???

What a waste