Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[nitaspankin]

....../

 

[dearc]

It looks like a dick but its way too small

 

[Kikori]

Can you give me a gameboy or something while I wait for you to do something fun?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think it's great the way you don't care if anything you do is actually...you know, effective at all, or whether I'm actually really bored. I think that shows a genuine confidence. Really.

 

[NomadLady]

And one more thing: I faked my pain every fucking time, you bastard!

OMG, that one just got me....thanks DeepGreenEyes...

 

[graceanne]

I think it's great the way you don't care if anything you do is actually...you know, effective at all, or whether I'm actually really bored. I think that shows a genuine confidence. Really.

You spend way too much time thinking of things to put here.

But that's okay, yours are some of my favorites.

 

[notalwaysweak]

Can you give me a gameboy or something while I wait for you to do something fun?

Better yet, hide the Gameboy under the pillow or somewhere where it's reachable even when tied up...

Okay, someone remind me to do that next time. Do I get bonus points if I also whine about being in the middle of a Pokemon battle and thus too busy for sex?

 

[NomadLady]

I think it's great the way you don't care if anything you do is actually...you know, effective at all, or whether I'm actually really bored. I think that shows a genuine confidence. Really.

I think I'd be at the receiving end of the blue suede paddle with that remark... (and damn it stings with those studs in it)

 

[Cinner]

I don't think I have to explain that to you!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This one made me laugh out loud . . . .

What can be worse than faking pain?

Faking blisters?

I think I'd be at the receiving end of the blue suede paddle with that remark... (and damn it stings with those studs in it)

Feel free to use it and post pics.

You spend way too much time thinking of things to put here.

But that's okay, yours are some of my favorites.

Two cookies for you! I credit the muse. The spankable, delicious muse.

 

[redheadedtxn]

"You're not the boss of me!!!"

even joking....

 

[NomadLady]

It looks like a dick but its way too small

Ok, this is my new thread for giggles and grins...

 

[switchbitch]

ouch

ouch! could you do........instead or how about.....

 

[switchbitch]

if a sub uses theseI find something different for them to do with their mouths

 

[CynMarie]

Did you do a Charisma check first? Roll the D20!

LMAO! Hawt!

 

[graceanne]

Two cookies for you! I credit the muse. The spankable, delicious muse.

if a sub uses theseI find something different for them to do with their mouths

That might be the point.

 

[fuckmeat]

I knew you were going to do that.

 

[YourCaptor]

K, now it's my turn

 

[Firebrain]

You get way too excited when Flog It comes up on the TV guide.

 

[FreakMyWhatNow]

I just learned this one today...

"You dont mind if I see another man on Friday night do you? Im not seeing you until Saturday".

I could feel the LOOK over the phone.

Im still shaking my head at the stupidity of that one...

 

[FreakMyWhatNow]

Dom: I'm going to whip you so hard you smart arse

Sub: Fuck you.

 

[shewolf3003]

I'm not putting that in my mouth until you wash it.

 

[TheOnlyGirl]

I think not.

 

[Cinner]

I just haven't had the time to do that. [Expecially in an irritated tone of voice.]

 

[thinkingallowed]

I'll do it tomorrow. I swear.