Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[AsianWinterGirl]

HA!
Geekdom is a state of mind. Not the name of my dick.
But that's not the point!
The point is: A Dom can name His dick whatever He likes and His little sub can just hide her smile and say it's the best name she has EVER heard, Sir.

Yeah, true, but a ball gag would make it easier not to laugh!
Seriously, Master when you read this... who am i kidding, if he pulls that I gonna need the ball gag and a firm hand to keep from laughing.
Your point is taken though Sir and I submit to your wisdom on the matter (while keeling and looking suitably contrite)

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

Mackie i will say this... least you didn't accidentally name it
"Henry the levitating horn beast"... or some such...

Levitating horn beast? Damn, I like that one!

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

10-4 good buddy....

sassy is just one of the many lovely accoutrements that make up the vehement bitch that is me...

um... yes.. GEEKDOM.. is a wonderful name for a cock.....


-AsianWinterGirl-.... *applause*... i wasn't gonna say it.. but I will definitely join you in your
Dah dah dah dah dah dah's

Mackie i will say this... least you didn't accidentally name it
"Henry the levitating horn beast"... or some such...

omfg you guys are killing me! I love this thread! Nina you rock!

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

Yeah, true, but a ball gag would make it easier not to laugh!
Seriously, Master when you read this... who am i kidding, if he pulls that I gonna need the ball gag and a firm hand to keep from laughing.
Your point is taken though Sir and I submit to your wisdom on the matter (while keeling and looking suitably contrite)

Hard to look contrite while you're smirking, ain't it?

 

[graceanne]

The point is: A Dom can name His dick whatever He likes and His little sub can just hide her smile and say it's the best name she has EVER heard, Sir.

Lemme know how that works out for you.

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

Lemme know how that works out for you.

This thread will probably bring Red out of lurking and her laughter will make it crystal clear how this is working out for me.

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

Lemme know how that works out for you.

Yes it is hard to look contrite while smirking and I definitely want to know how that works out for you!

I think your better off with Nina's name...

Better than calling it Lord Doom... omfg I I laughed so hard he walked away. Being a smart ass I said "Doom on you Doom on you". Thank God it wasnt actually in a Dom situation. Just at a pub.

So... would Geekdom get a cape, a comic book and his own action figure? lol

 

[graceanne]

This thread will probably bring Red out of lurking and her laughter will make it crystal clear how this is working out for me.

LOL

K told me to stop asking questions once, so I said 'why'?

He couldn't get me to stop giggling either.

My favorite it to start signing (ASL) at him when he tells me to be quiet. (He doesn't sign.)

 

[Nina327]

(while keeling and looking suitably contrite)

i dont think i could pull that off...

Levitating horn beast? Damn, I like that one!

... your welcome... sry red... i hope you dont giggle easily...

omfg you guys are killing me! I love this thread! Nina you rock!

dont know about rock.. but if you give me skates i will promptly roll into a wall..


now back to regularly scheduled sarcasm...

Things a sub should never say to a Dom:

Sir, you really should follow me around all day with a firm grip in my hair... or i should glue your hand there.... cause it would be so much cheaper than a facelift.

 

[Nina327]

So... would Geekdom get a cape, a comic book and his own action figure? lol

now i must clean my screen of coffee....

thank you for the jaunty image!

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

So... would Geekdom get a cape, a comic book and his own action figure? lol

AND his own booth at Comicon.

 

[Nina327]

AND his own booth at Comicon.

where others pay homage...

oh what a vicious circle the conversation has taken..

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

My favorite it to start signing (ASL) at him when he tells me to be quiet. (He doesn't sign.)

LOL
Now that's clever!

 

[Nina327]

My favorite it to start signing (ASL) at him when he tells me to be quiet. (He doesn't sign.)

i've done that to my nilla husband.... even he turned red... its great!

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

When your masked, tied to the horse and feel you master entering you say:

"Oh my god (Insert name of guy he hates) is that you?"

 

[Nina327]

When your masked, tied to the horse and feel you master entering you say:

"Oh my god (Insert name of guy he hates) is that you?"

LMFAO.... ... oh .. you so want to stay on that horse for a few days dont ya!

hahahahahahaha

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

Horse Time For Me

LMFAO.... ... oh .. you so want to stay on that horse for a few days dont ya!

hahahahahahaha

Master would sooooo make me pay fo that. Yeah, I think I be lucky if he even put a blanket over me. I would NEVER use that one... omg that would be a big line to cross.

Of course, and sorry to say it, I might ask if I can please worship Geekdom. That might make him freeze long enough to allow an explination. He died laughing reading this thread yesterday!

 

[Nina327]

Of course, and sorry to say it, I might ask if I can please worship Geekdom. That might make him freeze long enough to allow an explination. He died laughing reading this thread yesterday!

well its good to hear he has a sense of humor... ... will you be holding an action figure cape while trying to explain this?.. cause that would be funny as hell...

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

OMG only if it is an officially licenced product by Geekdom Comics....

I wonder how Red and Mackie is making out with that?

 

[graceanne]

Master would sooooo make me pay fo that. Yeah, I think I be lucky if he even put a blanket over me. I would NEVER use that one... omg that would be a big line to cross.

Of course, and sorry to say it, I might ask if I can please worship Geekdom. That might make him freeze long enough to allow an explination. He died laughing reading this thread yesterday!

I'm still waiting to say 'luke, i am your father' while giving a blow job sometimes.

It'll be great. *sigh*

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

I'm still waiting to say 'luke, i am your father' while giving a blow job sometimes.

It'll be great. *sigh*

That would be funny, especially if you can pull off the deep Vadar voice. Okay I admit I know it was James Earl Jones.

Or go with "You dont know the power of the dark side" when you turn you ass to him. Just a thought.

Of course going "Hmmm, much anger I sense in you" as Yoda would be a pretty good one to.

Go for the Luke one... might be worth the correction lol

 

[Nina327]

ok .. I give..... my ribs hurt i'm laughing so hard!...

 

[graceanne]

That would be funny, especially if you can pull off the deep Vadar voice. Okay I admit I know it was James Earl Jones.

Or go with "You dont know the power of the dark side" when you turn you ass to him. Just a thought.

Of course going "Hmmm, much anger I sense in you" as Yoda would be a pretty good one to.

Go for the Luke one... might be worth the correction lol

I don't figure I need to do an awesome job at my imitation, it'll be his surprise of me doing that that will have me giggling.

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

When your masked, tied to the horse and feel you master entering you say:

"Oh my god (Insert name of guy he hates) is that you?"

You should try this and tell us what happens.

 

[AsianWinterGirl]

I will let you know Hard to type standing though casue after saying that no way will i be sitting down. lmao