Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

Master! Move your ass... I cant see the hockey game! (Yes I'm Canadian lol)

So... did ya pick up that little trick at Comicon?

Um, yeah... forgot the little blue pill didnt ya!
Do you mind if I call you Petey?

Your sister is sooo much better at this!

Wow, we learn about weirdos like you in psych...seriously you have issues

Do you usually drop the riding crop, or are you just super new?

No wonder you tied me up and gagged me... I would have fallen off the bed laughing!

So... can you make me a sandwich now?

(Yawn) You still here? You lasted more than a minute! Good Boy!!!

On a side note Im really glad Im not getting punished for this. I have actually said the hockey game remark. It was during the Olympics. He actually understood!!!
 
Just want to add thanks to all of you! I really needed a good laugh and Im actually going to try some of these. It will be worth it for his reaction. :)
 
My Dom came home and is laughing like crazy. He read my last post and said "Dont even think about it". Too late! :)

Im sooo gonna pay for it. I may just do that Sir Winston 54. With permission of course ;)
 
Do this! Suck that! Kneel here!

I'm beginning to think you're less "dominant" and more "just a fucking ass."
 
Omg she actually said that? Wow... and I thought I was being random. She must have really wanted to get some attention. too funny.
 
Omg she actually said that? Wow... and I thought I was being random. She must have really wanted to get some attention. too funny.

Her punishment for that Comicon remark: she has to give me a blowjob while I am distracted by Red Dead Redemption. Her jaw is going to be sore in humble homage to my geekdom. :D
 
Her punishment for that Comicon remark: she has to give me a blowjob while I am distracted by Red Dead Redemption. Her jaw is going to be sore in humble homage to my geekdom. :D
UM...... wait a second here....
*lemme clean my screen a sec....
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ahhh better.... *

oh... hmm.. no its still there....

Did you just name your dick.. "geekdom"?
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:devil:
 
UM...... wait a second here....
*lemme clean my screen a sec....
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ahhh better.... *

oh... hmm.. no its still there....

Did you just name your dick.. "geekdom"?
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:devil:

*reads the post again*

Well...
I suppose...
Not intentionally, but... :eek:
Hey. HEY. Geekdom is a good name for a dick!

Are you always this sassy?
:D
 
*reads the post again*

Well...
I suppose...
Not intentionally, but... :eek:
Hey. HEY. Geekdom is a good name for a dick!

Are you always this sassy?
:D

Okay... sorry but if you were trying to be my Dom and told me your name for your dick was Geekdom! omg Id laugh


Dah dah dah dah dah dah - ITS GEEKDOM the Wonder Cock!

Omfg I am being a real bitch
 
Okay... sorry but if you were trying to be my Dom and told me your name for your dick was Geekdom! omg Id laugh


Dah dah dah dah dah dah - ITS GEEKDOM the Wonder Cock!

Omfg I am being a real bitch

HA!
Geekdom is a state of mind. Not the name of my dick.
But that's not the point! ;)
The point is: A Dom can name His dick whatever He likes and His little sub can just hide her smile and say it's the best name she has EVER heard, Sir.

:D
 
*reads the post again*

Well...
I suppose...
Not intentionally, but... :eek:
Hey. HEY. Geekdom is a good name for a dick!

Are you always this sassy?
:D
10-4 good buddy....

sassy is just one of the many lovely accoutrements that make up the vehement bitch that is me...

um... yes.. GEEKDOM.. is a wonderful name for a cock.....


-AsianWinterGirl-.... *applause*... i wasn't gonna say it.. but I will definitely join you in your
Dah dah dah dah dah dah's

Mackie i will say this... least you didn't accidentally name it
"Henry the levitating horn beast"... or some such...
 
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