Britwitch
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Things that made you smile today.
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yeishia
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I did.
Even with just having had Christmas, am already back down to my pre-baby weight and have already lost an extra kilo on top of that too!
Go me!
does a little happy dance
Good for you Britwitch
Can I assume the weight did not come off your lovely boobs? * giggles*
I am laughing because the only time I had huge breasts was when I was pregnant.
I hated everything about them, the weight was horrible, my dresses looked odd, no one spoke to me just my boobs I think * giggles again*
Suffice it to say I was so happy when I was done breast feeding and they returned to normal.
A good handful but in proportion to my body once again...I was so relieved.
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Britwitch
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
The femur is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
The femur is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
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The painful warrior famous for bite
After a thousand treats, once spoil'd,
Is from the bones of honor razed quite,
And all the rest forgot for which he ... SQUIRREL!
~Lord Barkolomew
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lol! I saw this on Facebook and read it aloud to my girlfriend. I looked over at her when I had finished and caught her staring at her thumb! She's such a guy...
Britwitch
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giggles
And this made me smile...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84oawwSQj1qa0v77o1_500.gif
Might need to watch this soon!
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The fact that, in 20 minutes, I shall be off work and on my way home to a nice warm bed....
*smiles big and then yawns*
Also PMage from some friends down under. And a kowboy that I haven't spoken to in FOREVER. And a Muse...but that was part of yesterday's smile.
AND the fact that I am getting ready to do the Insanity challenge~starting in two weeks. Sixty days of ass kickery in the hopes that (when it finally starts getting warm) I can finally rock my two piece.
*smiles big and then yawns*
Also PMage from some friends down under. And a kowboy that I haven't spoken to in FOREVER. And a Muse...but that was part of yesterday's smile.
AND the fact that I am getting ready to do the Insanity challenge~starting in two weeks. Sixty days of ass kickery in the hopes that (when it finally starts getting warm) I can finally rock my two piece.
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Gasp!! I have Insanity! That is going to beat your ass, Lady Luna. I'm currently doing Les Mills Combat
Luna_Wolf72
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Well it has to do what Tae Bo and pilates and weight lifting aren't doing...as I have stopped dropping weight which means my body is like...fuck you, you do this ALL the time.
It looks amazing...so i can't wait to get started.
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Lemme know if you need help staying motivated. I'll start a challenge with you or something and we can go work out for work out. Insanity is kinda rough. It's a lot of cardio. Less massive weight training but more body weight dependency. High cardio
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Luna_Wolf72
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I can get down with cardio...Tae-bo boot camp with bands is easy now so I know I need harder...more...something...I will let you know when I get the set up..should be a two weeks...
FUCK.
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Dude, it's fun lol. I need to keep practicing at it, though. Some of the moves are actually really hard. That flying knee they do? Hard to actually execute.
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A bewitching smile!
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Had literally no sleep, last night. Tried and tried, but being in bed was just a waste of time. Finally conceded defeat - at 7:30 am. Don't know what's up with that.
Husband has been letting me sleep late to catch up on lost Zs, but he just came in and asked me to come and look at something...
...he's worked all morning and has got the spare room cleaned out, and the crib put together with the cute little zoo sheets on it. I just burst into tears, when I saw that crib - it's beautiful, it's perfect!
So I'm smilin' and cryin'.
Don't know what's up with that.Husband has been letting me sleep late to catch up on lost Zs, but he just came in and asked me to come and look at something...
...he's worked all morning and has got the spare room cleaned out, and the crib put together with the cute little zoo sheets on it. I just burst into tears, when I saw that crib - it's beautiful, it's perfect!
So I'm smilin' and cryin'.
Britwitch
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Had literally no sleep, last night. Tried and tried, but being in bed was just a waste of time. Finally conceded defeat - at 7:30 am.
Husband has been letting me sleep late to catch up on lost Zs, but he just came in and asked me to come and look at something...
...he's worked all morning and has got the spare room cleaned out, and the crib put together with the cute little zoo sheets on it. I just burst into tears, when I saw that crib - it's beautiful, it's perfect!
So I'm smilin' and cryin'.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Miss_Vivi
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Had literally no sleep, last night. Tried and tried, but being in bed was just a waste of time. Finally conceded defeat - at 7:30 am.
Husband has been letting me sleep late to catch up on lost Zs, but he just came in and asked me to come and look at something...
...he's worked all morning and has got the spare room cleaned out, and the crib put together with the cute little zoo sheets on it. I just burst into tears, when I saw that crib - it's beautiful, it's perfect!
So I'm smilin' and cryin'.
Cutest thing ever, darlin.
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