things you shouldn't say
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Aurantica
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Can I use your hair to tie your ankles by your ears?
TYSS as your about to do something kinky to them.[/QUOTE]
So, you're okay with blood, right?
TYSS to a buisness aquaintance
Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
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So, you're okay with blood, right?Can I use your hair to tie your ankles by your ears?
TYSS as your about to do something kinky to them.
TYSS to a buisness aquaintance[/QUOTE]
Too bad your company went under yesterday!
TYSS to your mother-in-law.
GiggLeGasm
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Too bad your company went under yesterday!
TYSS to your mother-in-law.[/QUOTE]
how long has Pops had that mole on his penis?
TYSS to the college admission's counselor
sombrablanca
lascivious loving leopard
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Your daughter gave me herpes dude. Didn't you teach her any better?
tyss to your hair stylist.
tyss to your hair stylist.
Aurantica
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So uh... you do waxing, right? I mean its hair and its a style.
TYSS to a homeless guy
So it's still ok to take my junk out at work, right? I mean, if she's really hot?
TYSS to your divorce lawyer.
Rathskeller
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"I won't be needing you anymore, but do you know where I can get my hands on two hundred pounds of quick lime... hello... hello."
TYSS In a doctor's office.
Size13
Playing both sides
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(to a female doc, like mine) Yeah doc, its big. I bet your lips won't fit.
TYSS at a AA convention...
respeito
functional idiot
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sooo after this we're all gonna go to that new pub down the street, right?
things you shouldn't say at the opera.
Aurantica
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DehviantGirl
I got you
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I have this friend....
TYSS to someone that is trying to help you find something
TYSS to someone that is trying to help you find something
Loradai
equal opportunity gal :)
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thejabber27
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I didn't eat all the of your cookies...
TYSS to Mrs.clause...
TYSS to Mrs.clause...
Azuldrgon
Ronin
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fathom7
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Jesus Christ, it's colder out there than a Virgin's honeyhole.
THYSS to a minister when the collection plate is passed.
Zoe_A_2222
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Kat73
Walking on Sunshine
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Was it that fast? Sorry, but my spedometer stops at 120...
TYSS to the grumpy clerk who is taking your return.
Zoe_A_2222
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C
cliteatingman
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It was meant to be battery operated
TYSS to a waiter/waitress
Bend over further when you take my order. I want an even better view of your tits!
TYSS to a judge
Zoe_A_2222
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EbersMoll
Male guru apparently
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So, are you St Peter
TYSS to your mother in-law
No of course I'm not married
TYSS to your train driver
