things you shouldn't say

[Sensualdreamer]

How's the wife?

TYSS to a politician?

Hey aren't you the guy the tabloids are talking about?

TYSS to a bartender

 

[EbersMoll]

Show me your expenses reciepts .

Tyss to a woman with PMT

Anything

TYSS to a traffic warden?

 

[mickyp123]

Anything

TYSS to a traffic warden?

Did the Uniform attract you to the job or were you born out of wedlock.



TYSS to a Nun

 

[EbersMoll]

Did the Uniform attract you to the job or were you born out of wedlock.



TYSS to a Nun

I'm cumming!

TYSS to a paramedic?

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

Did the Uniform attract you to the job or were you born out of wedlock.



TYSS to a Nun

Are you really a virgin?

TYSS to a new lover

 

[mickyp123]

Are you really a virgin?

TYSS to a new lover

Are you a virgin


TYSS To someone who has just tripped over your feet

 

[DehviantGirl]

Are you a virgin


TYSS To someone who has just tripped over your feet

Walk much? ('k I say it anyway)

TYSS when someone is crying because they're sad.

 

[tekgirl]

Walk much? ('k I say it anyway)

TYSS when someone is crying because they're sad.

Are you upset about something? (I've had this said to me and it's the dumbest statement ever)

TYSS to a new bride before she walks down the aisle.

 

[BiTodd]

Are you upset about something? (I've had this said to me and it's the dumbest statement ever)

TYSS to a new bride before she walks down the aisle.

First or second trimester?
tyss to a new office employee.

 

[juicyfruits]

First or second trimester?
tyss to a new office employee.

Do you know what a toothbrush is?
Tyss to your mother in law first time you meet her

 

[BiTodd]

Do you know what a toothbrush is?
Tyss to your mother in law first time you meet her

excuse me did you say you were Juicy's grand mother.
TYSS to the cop, strip searching you.

 

[DehviantGirl]

excuse me did you say you were Juicy's grand mother.
TYSS to the cop, strip searching you.

Nothing's in there.

TYSS to a surgeon before he operates.

 

[Miles Long]

Nothing's in there.

TYSS to a surgeon before he operates.

Hey just in case I don't survive the operation, in the interest of full disclosure I think you should know I slept with your wife. A lot. Glad I got that off my chest... ok, see you in recovery!

TYSS to your boss.

 

[respeito]

Hey just in case I don't survive the operation, in the interest of full disclosure I think you should know I slept with your wife. A lot. Glad I got that off my chest... ok, see you in recovery!

TYSS to your boss.

seriously, can that wait? i was just about to play my ace and win this spades game i'm playing on yahoo.

things you shouldn't say to an investment banker

 

[justuandmekiddo]

seriously, can that wait? i was just about to play my ace and win this spades game i'm playing on yahoo.

things you shouldn't say to an investment banker

Go ahead...do whatever ypou want. I have plenty of money to lose.

TYSS to a poker dealer

 

[sombrablanca]

Is 4 aces and a king better than your wife was last night?

tyss to the judge at your trial.

 

[BiTodd]

Go ahead...do whatever ypou want. I have plenty of money to lose.

TYSS to a poker dealer

don't forget that big tip I gave you last night.
TYSS your psychologist.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

don't forget that big tip I gave you last night.
TYSS your psychologist.

The voices in my head are telling me to strangle you.


TYSS to your child's teacher...

 

[tekgirl]

The voices in my head are telling me to strangle you.


TYSS to your child's teacher...

Don't you find it frustrating that every year you pass all these kids to the 3rd grade while you stay stuck in the the 2nd?

TYSS to your nurse while she's giving you a bed bath.

 

[Earthbeast]

What’s up with your eye it looks a little lazy...

TYSS to your brother's girlfriend

 

[Pirates_Wench]

What’s up with your eye it looks a little lazy...

TYSS to your brother's girlfriend

Hey Bitch your pimp just drove up!

TYSS your hairstylist.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Hey Bitch your pimp just drove up!

TYSS your hairstylist.

Make it a mullet


TYSS to a begger

 

[Karamazov]

Make it a mullet


TYSS to a begger

The gypsies in Europe are so much better than you. You should take some lessons from them.

TYSS to your proctologist?

 

[Rathskeller]

The gypsies in Europe are so much better than you. You should take some lessons from them.

TYSS to your proctologist?

Is that your wrist watch?

TYSS to a priest.

 

[tekgirl]

Is that your wrist watch?

TYSS to a priest.

I know you're a priest, but you were the best lay I ever had in high school.

TYSS to your dentist.