things you shouldn't say

[Rathskeller]

I know you're a priest, but you were the best lay I ever had in high school.

TYSS to your dentist.

Before I go under, why are wearing clown makeup and no pants.

TYSS in a bank.

 

[respeito]

Before I go under, why are wearing clown makeup and no pants.

TYSS in a bank.

i'll trade you this ten dollar bill for a hundred dollar bill.

things you shouldn't say to an exotic dancer.

 

[lovemonster]

i'll trade you this ten dollar bill for a hundred dollar bill.

things you shouldn't say to an exotic dancer.

Do you take coins?

Things you shouldn't say to the Prime Minister

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Do you take coins?

Things you shouldn't say to the Prime Minister

I voted for the other candidate.

TYSS to a police officer.

 

[respeito]

I voted for the other candidate.

TYSS to a police officer.

no, let me see your license and registration!

things you shouldn't say to Ricky_Champagne

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

no, let me see your license and registration!

things you shouldn't say to Ricky_Champagne

Show us your cork

TYSS to your neighbour

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Show us your cork

TYSS to your neighbour

Damn, I've really been enjoying your wife lately.

TYSS to your wife.

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

Damn, I've really been enjoying your wife lately.

TYSS to your wife.

Who are you again?


TYSS to your parole officer

 

[Karamazov]

Who are you again?


TYSS to your parole officer

Cracks sales are up this week!

TYSS to your personal trainer

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Cracks sales are up this week!

TYSS to your personal trainer

No matter what I say, make me do this...

TYSS to your masseuse

 

[PartyMart]

TYSS to your personal trainer- Your looking fat..

TYSS during sex to your partner..

 

[respeito]

TYSS to your personal trainer- Your looking fat..

TYSS during sex to your partner..

could we speed this up, castle is about to come on.

things you shouldn't say to a marine.

 

[Karamazov]

could we speed this up, castle is about to come on.

things you shouldn't say to a marine.

Dude, I hope you didn't pay for that haircut.

TYSS to the plumber

 

[PartyMart]

TYSS to the plumber- Shit rolls down hill, and payday is Friday.

TYSS shouldn't say to your dates parents...

 

[respeito]

TYSS to the plumber- Shit rolls down hill, and payday is Friday.

TYSS shouldn't say to your dates parents...

level with me here, just how good is your son at eating pu*sy?

things you shouldn't say to a forum administrator.

 

[sombrablanca]

I just boned ya Mama, wife, n daughter, you qwerty.

tysst your coke dealer

 

[PartyMart]

things you shouldn't say to a forum administrator.[/QUOTE] What are you going to do about it if I don't listen.

TYSS to someone you are trying to seduce...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

things you shouldn't say to a forum administrator.

What are you going to do about it if I don't listen.

TYSS to someone you are trying to seduce...[/QUOTE]

be right back.. I need to put some cream on this rash...


TYSS to your ex's spouse..

 

[sombrablanca]

By the way, when I left this mornin she told me to tell you, you need milk.

TYSST the icecream truck driver

 

[EllaPure]

By the way, when I left this mornin she told me to tell you, you need milk.

TYSST the icecream truck driver

Nice fondlewagon

TYSST the girl at the perfume counter

 

[Karamazov]

Nice fondlewagon

TYSST the girl at the perfume counter

You thought you could fool me with that doctor's jacket, eh?

TYSS to the barista

 

[PartyMart]

TYSS to the barista[/QUOTE]- Can I get a shot of Irish Whiskey with that.

TYSS to your sexy, but very marreid coworker at a happy hour.

 

[Aquagal]

Are you going to get an abortion?

TYSS to an obviously happy mother to be

(I was really asked this years ago)

 

[PartyMart]

TYSS to an obviously happy mother to be

Do you know who the father is?

TYSS to a coworker you're having an affair with.

 

[Aquagal]

I want to shave your neck hair so I can kiss it

TYSS to someone with a headful of thick, long, luscious hair.