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.I don't know why I made this last one. Truly, I have no real-life experience with any BDSM stuff. Guess it's just my gift to all you fine gentlemen who PM me looking for an obedient slave (I am sooo not obedient, but sometimes I'm willing to pretend)
Anyway, before you all go calling me out for using electricians tape, keep in mind I'm taking these pics myself with a 10-second timer and I am not David Blaine.
Anyway, that's it for now. Hope you enjoy them.
And a few more.
Hey, not that a damn one of you is probably looking at my hair, but any thoughts on whether the blow-dried straight or the earlier wavy business is a better look? I'm curious to see if anyone has an opinion. My hair and I, we don't always get along.

Hi kids . . .
So would you believe that shit like my job just keeps happening to me? Like, I go in one day, and then they expect me to be there again the whole rest of the week. And they call all of you sadists. Okay, not all of you - just a significant number of you who PM me (thanks, by the way - I'm flattered.) But anyway - it's totally cut into my skanky picture time. Fortunately, I am willing to sacrifice for the greater good. I stayed up late just for you.
Okay, seriously - not my best work, but what the hell?
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Aw, thanks again, everyone. You guys are such an ego-boost and pretty much the nicest thing to wake up to in the morning (well, the nicest thing I can get from the internet, anyway. . .)
This whole experience is so surreal for me. For all my smack talk in PMs, you all know I'm chronically single, right? Why aren't the men in my day-to-day life so pleasantly appreciative?
Hey, apropos to nothing (well - sort of nothing, other than my desire to get laid), maybe tonight I will tell you all a story about my tattoo sessions and the fact that I have, like, an epic girlie hard-on for my tattoo artist. I have this fantasy in my head that will never come to fruition on account of he's engaged, but dammit, I have it. Any interest in hearing my sexy, dirty thoughts about that? Raise your hand. Or you could just be like, "Whatever, lady, shut up and show us your twat some more." It's okay. I would understand that too.
Anyway, thanks again, everyone.
Aw, thanks again, everyone. You guys are such an ego-boost and pretty much the nicest thing to wake up to in the morning (well, the nicest thing I can get from the internet, anyway. . .)
This whole experience is so surreal for me. For all my smack talk in PMs, you all know I'm chronically single, right? Why aren't the men in my day-to-day life so pleasantly appreciative?
Hey, apropos to nothing (well - sort of nothing, other than my desire to get laid), maybe tonight I will tell you all a story about my tattoo sessions and the fact that I have, like, an epic girlie hard-on for my tattoo artist. I have this fantasy in my head that will never come to fruition on account of he's engaged, but dammit, I have it. Any interest in hearing my sexy, dirty thoughts about that? Raise your hand. Or you could just be like, "Whatever, lady, shut up and show us your twat some more." It's okay. I would understand that too.
Anyway, thanks again, everyone.
Aw, thanks again, everyone. You guys are such an ego-boost and pretty much the nicest thing to wake up to in the morning (well, the nicest thing I can get from the internet, anyway. . .)
This whole experience is so surreal for me. For all my smack talk in PMs, you all know I'm chronically single, right? Why aren't the men in my day-to-day life so pleasantly appreciative?
Hey, apropos to nothing (well - sort of nothing, other than my desire to get laid), maybe tonight I will tell you all a story about my tattoo sessions and the fact that I have, like, an epic girlie hard-on for my tattoo artist. I have this fantasy in my head that will never come to fruition on account of he's engaged, but dammit, I have it. Any interest in hearing my sexy, dirty thoughts about that? Raise your hand. Or you could just be like, "Whatever, lady, shut up and show us your twat some more." It's okay. I would understand that too.
Anyway, thanks again, everyone.

And a few more.
Hey, not that a damn one of you is probably looking at my hair, but any thoughts on whether the blow-dried straight or the earlier wavy business is a better look? I'm curious to see if anyone has an opinion. My hair and I, we don't always get along.
