HisArpy
Loose canon extraordinair
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27 hours.
Ok, starting tomorrow we'll man the towers and keep an eye out for smoke and debris. And the shark feeding frenzy. That way we can point our fingers and mutter sad things about your loss.
What? You think we're going to wade through a shark feeding frenzy to save your butt? Dood, srsly? We got important porn to watch.
One tip though: I hear the favorite color of sharks is called Yummy Yellow. I suggest you wear putrid green instead.
Or get one of these:
Shark invisibility beach wear
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