This time next week...

This time next week I'll be a week older.

Same for all y'all.

Suffer.
 
Goes on vacation to sit by empty pool?

You the first to arrive to the pride resort?
 
I'm not going to be thinking of any you! Until 5 minutes into my "vacation" when I'll start posting again.
 
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If by lonely you mean spending a fun day with my wife and 3 children, then yes I am lonely as hell.

We went to an arcade, had some lunch, got the oldest packed for his school camping trip tomorrow. It doesn't beat getting drunk by myself at an empty resort with a puny swimming pool, but it's all I have. :)
 
I gotta say I've never gone on vacation and kept up with anything internet except news and emails and that's limited. Sure as fuck never kept posting to a forum and especially not after starting a thread declaring I wasn't gonna do it.
 
Just thought I'd give the housebound, lonely trolls something to do this afternoon. :)
 
Just thought I'd give the housebound, lonely trolls something to do this afternoon. :)

Weren't you supposed to be eaten by sharks or something yesterday? Go read a book and turn off the computer, you're on vacation ya know. GO AWAY for your own good. :)
 
Weren't you supposed to be eaten by sharks or something yesterday? Go read a book and turn off the computer, you're on vacation ya know. GO AWAY for your own good. :)

I don't struggle with multitasking. :)
 
Posting from poolside is not a huge inconvenience. :)

I suggest baby steps. Something like:

Bulletin Board notification: Someone posted something on Lit.
You: So fucking what. I'm on vacation.

The problem I see is that you won't leave it there. So what would probably happen is something like:

Bulletin Board notification: Someone posted something on Lit.
You: I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I'M ON VACATION!!!!! *throws phone into pool*
Bulletin Board notification: glub glub glub on Lit.
You: *sigh* Somebody get my phone for me? I'm too swim to drunk.
 
I suggest baby steps. Something like:

Bulletin Board notification: Someone posted something on Lit.
You: So fucking what. I'm on vacation.

The problem I see is that you won't leave it there. So what would probably happen is something like:

Bulletin Board notification: Someone posted something on Lit.
You: I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I'M ON VACATION!!!!! *throws phone into pool*
Bulletin Board notification: glub glub glub on Lit.
You: *sigh* Somebody get my phone for me? I'm too swim to drunk.

Well...I should have brought one of you guys. A cabana boy would have been nice. :)
 
Well...I should have brought one of you guys. A cabana boy would have been nice. :)

You could have pulled an RDS, spent the "time off" posting over 200 times with various trolling alts then come back and loudly announced you were totally not here and far to busy to have posted from the beach.
 
You could have pulled an RDS, spent the "time off" posting over 200 times with various trolling alts then come back and loudly announced you were totally not here and far to busy to have posted from the beach.

Sounds like too much work. :)
 
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