This Weeks Rick's Top 5

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: This Weeks Rick's Top 5

popsicle? where?

Shit! but that's better anyway

 

[Rick DeVille]

Jeez.. what's a girl gotta do to get on Ricks lists?

It's Christmas, my imagination is confused by alcohol

 

[Rick DeVille]

So you're the guy lavender keeps on talking about?

Nope

 

[lilminx]

Jeez.. what's a girl gotta do to get on Ricks lists?

I feel the same way, FG. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be happt being on other people's lists...

 

[Rick DeVille]

I feel the same way, FG. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be happt being on other people's lists...

Nice hat

 

[Rubyfruit]

Grabbing microphone from Rick

I'd like to thank the academy, my manager, the producer on my last 25 avs, Modest Mouse ....

.... hey, anybody ever notice how this thing looks like a cock?

Mmmmmm.....oh god, it's getting harder ....

... that's right baby, cum for me ...

... I want it down my throat ...

... oh yeah... ummmhmmm.... that's right baby ...

... fuck my face....

...yes, yes, yes.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ruby, you are evil.
A picture of scrawny Gwyneth Paltrow deep throating the mic at the Awards has now flashed in front of my eyes.

Fuck, I'm gonna be sick.

 

[Rubyfruit]

With the ill-fiting pink gown that her breasts couldn't hope to fill out?

Sorry.

 

[Never]

Rick DeVille:
"Nope"

Good to know that you're not the guy with a Billy Bob Thorton avatar that keeps on getting into pissing contests with ProblemChild.

That would just ruin the credibility of these lists.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick DeVille:
"Nope"

Good to know that you're not the guy with a Billy Bob Thorton avatar that keeps on getting into pissing contests with ProblemChild.

That would just ruin the credibility of these lists.

I agree and credibility is so important on a porn board

 

[Rick DeVille]

With the ill-fiting pink gown that her breasts couldn't hope to fill out?

Sorry.

Will you fucking stop it! omigod!

 

[Guest]

rick loves dick

 

[patient1]

I agree and credibility is so important on a porn board

LMAO. Always worth the read, Mr. DeVille.

 

[AusTess]

Ya know,I've only JUST realised what a bizarre place this is.

Weird i tell ya.
Weird.

And for the record,i dont flirt.
As for the top 5 male flirts?

Men flirt here?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ya know,I've only JUST realised what a bizarre place this is.

Weird i tell ya.
Weird.

And for the record,i dont flirt.
As for the top 5 male flirts?

Men flirt here?

Men don't know how to flirt. Well, these fucking lists work, got you to take your shirt off again.

Man, I love it when a plan comes together

 

[Aphrodisiac]

What does 2nd place get ?!?

 

[seXieleXie]

Aphrodisiac i *love* that song in your sig line... have you heared any of shakira's new english stuff? that woman is amazing...

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Aphrodisiac i *love* that song in your sig line... have you heared any of shakira's new english stuff? that woman is amazing...

Sexie,

I have been a fan of Shakira for a long time now since her cd
" Pies Descalzos"... she is an amazing singer!

I have heard her new cd & while its a good cd, I am more in favor to her spanish cds.


My quote is from her song " Inevitable " from her 2nd cd "Donde Estan Los Ladrones?"

 

[Rubyfruit]

Rick’s Top 5 Male Flirts


Leave that to the ladies.

I'll give it a shot.

5. Nasty. This man knows how to hook them and bring them in low. He is not a novice. He is sweet, caring and intelligent. Don't let your guard down.

4. Marxist - Don't let him play the race card on you ladies. Demand that he pull it out and prove that he's black. Aside from the obvious sexual destinations, Marx is a sweetheart of a man, don't let him tell you otherwise.

3. YogiBear - Yes, he comes off as sweet and friendly, but don't let this bear fool you. His picnic basket is filled with toys ladies and he knows how to use them.

2. STP - This man knows how to show it and withhold it. He'll tease you with a face shot, bring in the pool playing shot and pull back to a full body. You never know what you'll get with him and that's all part of the pleasure.

1. It's a tie between PC and Rick. Both men are extremely charismatic and fuckable. PC is actually a bunny in disguise but some don't know it. He not only makes you want to fuck him, but you see yourself bearing his children as well. Be very afraid.

Rick also inspires feelings of motherhood in you, but you know that he'll be off in the jungle seducing a woman with tea-leafs on her tits while you are in labor.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Ricks top 5 postings about himself

5. Fuck me gals

4. Suck me gals

3. PC you are a punk

2. I love the women's av's

1. Come on, fuck me gals.

Siren, what else is there?

 

[Siren]

nuttin else

 

[Never]

Re: nuttin else

Siren:
"what was I thinking?"

Given the content of your list?
Let's just say your thoughts would not be rated 'G'.

 

[Siren]

Hahaaha NEvA

 

[Never]

PS: I believe Gilly Bean's avatar should get honorable mention.

 

[Rhys]

~~New Orleans???~~~

Rick’s Top 5 Cities

5.Savannah
dammed humid there...

4.Singapore
Only been to the airport, and I was really hungover and
jet lagged too...

3. Adelaide
Nice but it rained a lot last time I was there

2. Stockholm
Fun town!

1. New Orleans

No...I have to disagree. New Orleans sucks, IMHO. Yeah, Mardi
Gras can be fun (I have some left over pearls, ladies) But, I swear to god there is no place to park a car, and when you do find a place somebody throws up on it (or in it...) It rains waaaaay to much there, and I am probably the only human on
earth who got the overripe turtle soup.
I know this is *supposed* to be a fun place, but for the life of me every single time I go down there something *wierd* happens.
I've made a good effort to like the place but...

and I have to go there in January...oh joy.

just my .02

Rhys