This Weeks Rick's Top 5

[xzchief]

Re: nuttin else

yu are abso-fucling-lutely correct.....




what was I thinking?

You were thinking along the same lines as Rick. I'm not a flirt so I don't think that way.

 

[Siren]

Does that mean I think like a man?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Does he think, perhaps?

 

[Siren]

Yes he does Nessie..........

 

[xzchief]

Re: Does that mean I think like a man?

or that I just think like Ricky?

Yes, dear Siren. Whatever you want, dear. You look great in everything, dear. You don't look fat at all, dear.

Nessus, good evening. Are you well tonight? I always think. That's probably why I'm not a good flirt; I plan and calculate too much.

 

[Siren]

What the fuck was that EZ Chief?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am well I am troll hunting, I think

 

[xzchief]

Re: What the fuck was that EZ Chief?

Did we get married last nite
and I forgot about it?


Damn


Dont agree with me..........

just fuck me.


geeze, guys.........always wanting a committment.

I certainly have that effect on women, Siri. Hmm...if I fuck you though, I'd be agreeing with you and you just said don't agree with you. Oh well.

Of course, I want a commitment...that you won't be home when the National Enquirer calls.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

The troll is dead, perhaps?

 

[xzchief]

The troll is dead, perhaps?

If not, are you gonna call Ghostbusters?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

If not, are you gonna call Ghostbusters?

That is a remedy, perhaps Only if Bill Murray comes, of course, he has wit

 

[Never]

If you meet a troll you should cover them in whipped cream and strawberries then eat them.

By the way, I'm a troll.

 

[xzchief]

That is a remedy, perhaps Only if Bill Murray comes, of course, he has wit

I have wit. It's very dusty but I have it.

That, and I look like a troll--just not as cute.

 

[Siren]

EZ Chief

 

[xzchief]

Yes, Siri! Strawberry shortcake sounds like a very tasty dessert.

 

[Siren]

WTF is with SIRI?

 

[xzchief]

It's sort of like EZ Chief

Think of it as an endearment. That, and I already call someone Siren. I try not to call two people the same name. It's much easier to remember that way.

 

[Siren]

I am the ONLY SIREN at Literotica

 

[xzchief]

Tell you what

If you're as cute as this Siren,

http://www.jenniferkorbin.com

I'll call you Siren.

 

[Siren]

EZ, I dont make 'deals' regarding what to call me

 

[xzchief]

Re: EZ, I dont make 'deals' regarding what to call me

nor do I prove myself
in order to be called by the name I have chosen.........

so.......

Now you know how I feel, madame. Good night.

 

[Siren]

Niters

 

[AusTess]

Rick,sugarblossom,petal,sweetheart,I'm a showoff.

If you want me to take my shirt off you just have to say "Please Tess"
Just make sure you are looking at the right one when you say Tess.

 

[xzchief]

It seemed more fun to play along than to admit I was joking. The melodramatic tantrum was a nice touch I thought.

You didn't really think I had any trouble remembering you Siren, did you?

 

[Siren]

Hell, I forget who I am my own damn self