This Weeks Rick's Top 5

[xzchief]

When I forget my name

the voices in my head remind me. I try to avoid looking in mirrors. My Medusa-like features broke 10 mirrors last year.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I'll give it a shot.

5. Nasty. This man knows how to hook them and bring them in low. He is not a novice. He is sweet, caring and intelligent. Don't let your guard down.

4. Marxist - Don't let him play the race card on you ladies. Demand that he pull it out and prove that he's black. Aside from the obvious sexual destinations, Marx is a sweetheart of a man, don't let him tell you otherwise.

3. YogiBear - Yes, he comes off as sweet and friendly, but don't let this bear fool you. His picnic basket is filled with toys ladies and he knows how to use them.

2. STP - This man knows how to show it and withhold it. He'll tease you with a face shot, bring in the pool playing shot and pull back to a full body. You never know what you'll get with him and that's all part of the pleasure.

1. It's a tie between PC and Rick. Both men are extremely charismatic and fuckable. PC is actually a bunny in disguise but some don't know it. He not only makes you want to fuck him, but you see yourself bearing his children as well. Be very afraid.

Rick also inspires feelings of motherhood in you, but you know that he'll be off in the jungle seducing a woman with tea-leafs on her tits while you are in labor.

Ruby, don't I have any mystery left?

 

[AusTess]

See myself bearing a cybermans child?

If i EVER get to that stage,i'd hope someone would drag me out back an shoot me.
Please.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do you think cybermen shoot blanks, Tess?

 

[Rick DeVille]

See myself bearing a cybermans child?

If i EVER get to that stage,i'd hope someone would drag me out back an shoot me.
Please.

Killermuffin would do that for you, probably wouldn't charge you as long as you paid for the slug

 

[AusTess]

I dunno Ruby,Ive never had a cyberman shoot any at me before.*s*



And i'd supply the gun and the bullet,Rick,Gladly.