Thread for those NOT watching the Super Bowl

[EmilyMiller]

Not that I care, anyways. Not like I’m waiting for anyone to finish paying attention to sports so they can start paying attention to *me*….

Big empathy there - and he thinks he’s getting a BJ later?

 

[ElectricBlue]

Ugh!!! Sports. How long does it take to get the stupid not-ball-shaped-ball across a field a couple times?!?

With a fucking stick!

Care value zero, from me. Yawn.

 

[EmilyMiller]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756846513018347620

 

[EmilyMiller]

[insert joke about Taylor having a tight end here]

 

[MrPixel]

[insert joke about Taylor having a tight end here]

So, so bad. So bad.

 

[EmilyMiller]

So, so bad. So bad.

Debating whether to tell him I’m going out to get spit-roasted for old times’ sake. Doubt I’ll get anything beyond a grunt from him though.

Emily

 

[EmilyMiller]

What a line, "going out to get spit-roasted for old times’ sake." Bye, "Honey, I'm going out to get spit roasted....for old times sake..." Big smile, well done.

Like I could find one other man, let alone two, right now .

Emily

 

[EmilyMiller]

#1

How close are you to Jersey?

 

[la_ruche]

Don’t know the artists or the game rules. Why watch?

 

[Britva415]

I heard the halftime show along lasted three weeks.

they're going to start calling it the fulltime show.

 

[lovecraft68]

I was actually writing, but finished a chapter and popped back in so I will add my lack of support. I gave up on the National rigged felon league a couple years ago.

 

[Llehlla]

I tried to watch it! I turned it on, so that was a good start. I listened for a minute. This was before the game started. They were introducing the players. Is that the word, “players”? Anyway, I couldn’t take more than a couple minutes of it. Turned it off. Just turned it back on to see if I could stand it. Half time. I listened to the commentators talk about what has happened and what needs to happen next. Did not grok. Apparently one team needs to step it up…I grokked that. Then the half time performer started opening his mouth and moving. I could not take that at all. It’s off.

 

[PantsAndPencils]

Oh man didn’t even cross my mind that there’d be a non-swift halftime show. Imagine being that artist and you’re still not the most-talked-about musician of the event

 

[PantsAndPencils]

Just checked—it’s Usher?? He’s still around?

Oh man didn’t even cross my mind that there’s be a non-swift halftime show. Imagine being that artist and you’re still not the most-talked-about musician of the event

 

[lovecraft68]

Like I could find one other man, let alone two, right now .

Emily

Men care about football and call of duty more than sex.

They're lucky I'm married, or I'd have a harem of women around me. Not for sex, but just because I'd talk to them, and I don't play video games like these middle aged man babies do.

 

[la_ruche]

Just checked—it’s Usher?? He’s still around?

…and… why…?

 

[EmilyMiller]

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[PantsAndPencils]

Men care about football and call of duty more than sex.

They're lucky I'm married, or I'd have a harem of women around me. Not for sex, but just because I'd talk to them, and I don't play video games like these middle aged man babies do.

Are platonic harems a thing? I think you might just be describing having a friend group, my bud

 

[Cagivagurl]

Dumb question but how much longer is the superbowl supposed to go on for?

Days

 

[Llehlla]

I was playing around with a drawing. I could say it’s about football; you know, people falling down? But it’s not. It’s about sex.
I should add I’m an interloper from the Vis-Arts-Corn. I draw my own pictures on my phone with a simple drawing app. I know the big topic here is AI. Thought I better clear that up right away before I’m accused of that.
If you want to see the full version of this drawing it’s on the thread, A Sky Colored Cock.
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[PantsAndPencils]

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Ahh, AI, What model did you use for this?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Men care about football and call of duty more than sex.

They're lucky I'm married, or I'd have a harem of women around me. Not for sex, but just because I'd talk to them, and I don't play video games like these middle aged man babies do.

Luckily for me, he doesn’t care so much about Usher..

 

[PantsAndPencils]

…and… why…?

Nostalgia-baiting? Saving on the budget? Who knows

 

[EmilyMiller]

-1 Not close - Michigan

Try harder next year

 

[MrPixel]

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Okay. You had to. A look-alike, or AI?