Thread for those NOT watching the Super Bowl

[Cagivagurl]

[insert joke about Taylor having a tight end here]

What's the difference between a tight end and TS boyfriend.
She still likes a tight end

 

[EmilyMiller]

Okay. You had to. A look-alike, or AI?

Imma gonna get sued

 

[PantsAndPencils]

Okay. You had to. A look-alike, or AI?

I’d say AI. Check her wrist/hands. Also her pompoms are just stuck to her skirt?

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'll get on it

If only…

 

[EmilyMiller]

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[Cagivagurl]

Emily

Most important question....
What's a superbowl????
Is it like salad, or dessert?

 

[Greylag]

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Beautiful young girl and hot but I much prefer an older model with experience of life and a body in the prime of womanhood so add thirty years to this please?

 

[Britva415]

He’s still around?

They always get old people to do it.

Notable exception was when Janet Jackson (then under 40) and Justin Timberlake (then under 25) did it.

The Who looked over 70 and literally half dead when they did it. Prince was almost 50. Eminem and Dr. Dre were over 50 when they did it last year.

 

[Cagivagurl]

The most important play of the day so far…

https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Screen-Shot-2024-02-11-at-1.42.54-PM.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1

Most important play of the day happening 10 mins after that photo.
They banging in the ladies room....

 

[Greylag]

I am not watching because I am a Brit and it’s a waste of sleeping time. Only up now because the pup needed out for the toilet!

 

[Llehlla]

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[Britva415]

What's a superbowl????
Is it like salad, or dessert?

could be either, but there's usually lots of açai in it

 

[Greylag]

Not that I care, anyways. Not like I’m waiting for anyone to finish paying attention to sports so they can start paying attention to *me*….

How much attention can I pay you?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Most important question....
What's a superbowl????
Is it like salad, or dessert?

It’s like the All Blacks playing SA

I knows me sum sports

 

[MrPixel]

I’d say AI. Check her wrist/hands. Also her pompoms are just stuck to her skirt?

Pompoms are possible - could be velcro attachments to take them out of the way for dance moves. But you're right about the hand. Partial thumb gives it away.

 

[Cagivagurl]

It’s like the All Blacks playing SA

I knows me sum sports

OMG.....

 

[Rustyoznail]

TV coverage started at 8am here. I have a mild interest in the 49ers winning, but not enough to take the day off work.

 

[Cagivagurl]

could be either, but there's usually lots of açai in it

What the hell is that?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Pompoms are possible - could be velcro attachments to take them out of the way for dance moves. But you're right about the hand. Partial thumb gives it away.

That’s the dark secret Taylor doesn’t want you to know. That and being a CIA asset of course.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Big empathy there - and he thinks he’s getting a BJ later?

BJ....
Is that like beer and jelly???

 

[MrPixel]

What the hell is that?

Some sort of healthy berry thingie.

 

[EmilyMiller]

BJ....
Is that like beer and jelly???

Close - beer and jello - you should see how I use the jello

Emily

 

[Cagivagurl]

Close - beer and jello - you should see how I use the jello

Emily

Hope you wear an AB's jersey

 

[MrPixel]

I gotta bow out here, guys. I was joking about the dog needing attention, but he's being a real pill at the moment. Best give him some before he jumps on my laptop and breaks it like he almost did a couple of minutes ago.

Carry on! (I know you will!)

 

[Lady2020]

Emily

I used to be into football. Loved the 49ers when Montana was playing. Then one night my husband said wtf are you doing while I tried to give him a bj during a football game. I never watched a football game again.