Thread for those NOT watching the Super Bowl

[NightOfPassion2]

I used to be into football. Loved the 49ers when Montana was playing. Then one night my husband said wtf are you doing while I tried to give him a bj during a football game. I never watched a football game again.

Neither would I....

 

[Lady2020]

Neither would I....

It didn't stop giving bj's, though.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

It didn't stop giving bj's, though.

You are awesome

 

[EmilyMiller]

The scene is set for Taylor to come on and score a touch down.

 

[EmilyMiller]

No!!!!! Not more of this.

 

[Britva415]

What the hell is that?

The real thing is this, but bastardized "açai bowls" are the latest fitness-hipster craze.

 

[Treeview]

No!!!!! Not more of this.

Would you rather prepare for that? @EmilyMiller

 

[Yesok1]

I'm trying to sleep, but lit keeps me awake. I'm not a Super Bowl fan.

 

[MrPixel]

Gawd. It's over. At least for most of you. Around here we'll be hearing about it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Travis is getting anal this evening

 

[KeithD]

The game wasn't going much of anywhere so at half time I switched to my regular Sunday night programing. That both teams then woke up must have been them hearing me change channels.

 

[KeithD]

You’re thinking of the Swift Bowl…

The Puppy Bowl, which was on another channel.

 

[SimonDoom]

It ain’t the Super Bowl unless the Steelers are playing.

Are you even old enough to REMEMBER a Super Bowl where the Steelers were playing?

 

[TxRad]

I took the easy way out. A long nap.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Are you even old enough to REMEMBER a Super Bowl where the Steelers were playing?

I watched them beat the Cardinals and lose to the Packers as a girl.

Emily

 

[Trionyx]

I watched them beat the Cardinals and lose to the Packers as a girl.

Emily

The Steelers were a girl? Amaaazing!

 

[StillStunned]

It’s like the All Blacks playing SA the Springboks/Bokke

I knows me sum sports

Fixed that for you.

Either way, it's less intense than Wales v England at the Principality, or Scotland v England at Murrayfield, or Le Crunch.

Or back in the day, Ireland v England at Croke Park.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I used to be into football. Loved the 49ers when Montana was playing. Then one night my husband said wtf are you doing while I tried to give him a bj during a football game. I never watched a football game again.

I'm surprised he ever got a blow job again, frankly. You can always read the score in the newspaper, but to rebuff your woman? That's just dumb .

 

[ElectricBlue]

Travis is getting anal this evening

Atta girl

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I didn't even know it was yesterday until somebody said something. I only ever cared for the commercials. The only time I was ever interested was when Janets titty was guest stared.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I'm surprised he ever got a blow job again, frankly. You can always read the score in the newspaper, but to rebuff your woman? That's just dumb .

If she's shit at it I will.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Fixed that for you.

Either way, it's less intense than Wales v England at the Principality, or Scotland v England at Murrayfield, or Le Crunch.

Or back in the day, Ireland v England at Croke Park.

Hey - pretty good for a yank girl, right? Had a bf who liked rugby once.

Emily

 

[EmilyMiller]

The Steelers were a girl? Amaaazing!

Yeah, every single one of them

 

[EmilyMiller]

Atta girl

If you see her limping today, you know why

 

[StillStunned]

Hey - pretty good for a yank girl, right? Had a bf who liked rugby once.

Emily

Impressive, most impressive.