Tip Of The Day

[The Mutt]

If the natives ask if you are a god, say yes!

 

[Boxlicker101]

If you want to sing in the shower, don't accompany yourself with an electric guitar.

 

[Guest]

Pull the choke, else it won't start.

 

[lilith1979]

As you go through life
Two rules will never bend
Never whittle towards yourself
Or pee against the wind.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Be sure your brain is in gear before engaging mouth.

 

[Belegon]

"Don't cross the streams..."

 

[English Lady]

If it ain't broke don't fix it!

 

[Wholemanz]

If it ain't broke don't fix it!

I just heard a whole lot of dogs and cats breath a huge sigh of relief...

hehehe

 

[Guest]

"Don't cross the streams..."

Love it!

"There's only one thing for it, we have to cross the streams."

"But you said, 'Don't cross the streams'."

"I know."

Cue marshmallow explosion.



Another tip: Don't cook a fry up in the nude.

 

[Guest]

there are two paths to success
1)never tell em all you know

 

[Guest]

 

[The Mutt]

Don't put your faith in someone who tells you, "Don't worry, everything will be better when you're dead."

 

[Guest]

Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Never put too much trust in any government agency.

 

[lilith1979]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

 

[oggbashan]

If you are a cartoon character, never trust any product supplied by a company with 'ACME' in its name.

Og

 

[Guest]

2) Ignore vella if she says, "Pull my finger."

now thats just not right..... true but not right.. *grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't wiz on the electric fence.

 

[Guest]

Don't wiz on the electric fence.

redundancy repeats

 

[ABSTRUSE]

redundancy repeats

you're a.....a.....a....doodie head

 

[Guest]

you're a.....a.....a....doodie head

who loves ya absy?

i mean besides the multitudes youve slept with....


thats right...

ME

 

[ABSTRUSE]

who loves ya absy?

my dog.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Never give a sucker an even break--although a pat on her head might be nice.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cantdog]

Treat your wife with respect, even if it frightens her at first. -- Billy Sunday

If you keep jabbing with your left, he'll be far enough away so you can duck those.

Never drink water; fish fuck in it. -- William Claude Dukenfield

 

[lilith1979]

The early bird gets the worm.

The late john gets sloppy seconds.