Tip Of The Day

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You can become wealthy for the rest of your life by merely selling one of your livers.

 

[minsue]

Never give a sucker an even break--although a pat on her head might be nice.

Rumple Foreskin

ROFLMAO

 

[Wholemanz]

Tip

Grow your corn early.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The early bird gets the worm.

The early worm gets eaten by a bird.

 

[lilith1979]

The early worm gets eaten by a bird.

lucky worm

 

[fifty5]

A bird in the hand leads on to a hand in the bush...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Not every photographic memory is well-developed.

 

[Wholemanz]

Tanks For The Mammaries

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

A day without sunshine is like night, while on the other hand I have different fingers.

 

[Belegon]

the Moral Majority is neither...

 

[Liar]

The road to wisdom?-
Well, it’s plain
and simple to express:

Err
and err
and err again
but less
and less
and less.

-Piet Hein

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

[Belegon]

"Fair" is for games and weather... there is no such thing as a fair fight, just one you won or one you lost...

 

[Liar]

Write

shit

down.

 

[cloudy]

If you're in the southeastern states, and you hear someone yell, "Hey, y'all! Watch this!" make sure you are well out of the way of anything that may happen.

 

[Guest]

the second mouse gets the cheese

 

[The Mutt]

"Fair" is for games and weather... there is no such thing as a fair fight, just one you won or one you lost...

It's mostly being ready.
-Spenser (Not the poet, the private dick)

 

[SensualCealy]

If my father taught me anything it was "never fry baccon in the nude!"

Never use an axe to remove a fly from a friends forehead

cealy

 

[Guest]

If in doubt run away, live to fight another day.

 

[Guest]

If in doubt run away, live to fight another day.

never argue with a masochistic english tart


*grin*

 

[Guest]

When in trouble,
Or in doubt.
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

~Lazarus Long.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If you're in the southeastern states, and you hear someone yell, "Hey, y'all! Watch this!" make sure you are well out of the way of anything that may happen.

The same applies to "Hold my beer, I wanna' try sumpthin'."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

[Guest]

Always remember to lock the loo door when visitors are in the house. Otherwise it makes it damn hard to hold a serious conversation with the visitors if you get caught out.

 

[neonlyte]

Don't whistle with a mouth full of custard.