Titan, schmitan. White House promises man will walk on the sun!

[shereads]

You know, the worst thing is... when I saw this thread I actually spent a few moments believing that the the White House had vowed to put a person on the sun.

They haven't?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

They haven't?

Ah, it's fun to talk about anyway!

 

[Guest]

Hey - how do alpacas have sex?

(always curious)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hey - how do alpacas have sex?

(always curious)

It's a complicated ritual which involves roller skates, whipped cream, a can of mace and about three lawyers . . . no . . . wait . . . that's how alpacas GOVERN themselves. Let me get back to you on that.

 

[Guest]

It's a complicated ritual which involves roller skates, whipped cream, a can of mace and about three lawyers . . . no . . . wait . . . that's how alpacas GOVERN themselves. Let me get back to you on that.

Welllll, I do enjoy whipped cream.

 

[shereads]

Welllll, I do enjoy whipped cream.

Well, sure. But with wool?

 

[Guest]

Well, sure. But with wool?

God, no.

Where the hell are the shearers?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

God, no.

Where the hell are the shearers?

Okay, don't YOU start on that! I get enough of that from Ted and Tatelou!