Today I have decided ...........

Today I have decided........that some have more sense than you credit them with
 
TIHD that I'm finally going to do the laundry that's piled up since before Christmas .... *ugh*

Rox :rose:
 
TIHD it would have been a good idea to get that extra set of tires for the truck.
 
Today I have decided ...

If you’re going to slob around in a sack, I shall search for gold in each nostril utilising all fingers, including fish.

I've also decided that females not wishing to see such behaviour from the male should go buy some stockings ... and a suspender belt.

~ Why?

Because the female will find that this particular combination disguises everything that doesn’t matter, and lays bare everything that does.

And please, no arguments. I decided today that “NooOooooOOo - I can't possibly wear stockings, as going out with my cunt bared would make me knowingly a sex object and we're all equal” is a load of nonsense, mainly because equality doesn't exist.

~ Don't believe me?

~ Then I may well decide you haven't tried letting a man know you're wearing stockings.

:D
 
Today I have decided ...

... people who shout a lot ask the folks next door to help them move their patio furniture. From today, I have decided to deal with these 'people' (women) by standing on a balcony and looking down menacingly as I command pigeons.
 
Today I have decided that I need to toss out a whole lot of shoes because...it freaking happened again (if my friends can believe it!!! I surely can't!!)
 
Today I have decided .... to sit back and watch what happens when 'one' (man) realises that commanding pigeons may require looking upward...and the hazards that may then occur.
 
Today I have decided
That I'm going to do what I want, and not depend on others, if I want something, I'm going to get it... and I don't mean material objects....:devil:
 
Today I have decided
That I'm going to do what I want, and not depend on others, if I want something, I'm going to get it... and I don't mean material objects....:devil:

Today, I have decided ...

You might just be a female ... :D

:rose:
 
Tonight I have decided ...

You’re watching him, fucking her; not five paces away from where you stand - silent, attentive, in the living room doorway.

You feel confused because you encouraged them; because you were the one who begged, pleaded with him to take her - to fuck her, right in front of you.

So you watch, make their rhythm your own. And, as you twist on the double-edged blade piercing you, every moment watching their climax in near-perfect unison ...

I have decided, if you want fulfilment, you must seek it for yourself.
 
Today I have decided I have found my love, my mate, my friend - someone who accepts me for who I truly am.

Tomorrow I shall decide if I should handle this apathy by seeking someone else ...
 
Today I have decided anyone who cuts me off mid-sentence twice in a row is just as well off talking to empty space, thus I will walk away rather than continue my attempts to turn their monologue into our conversation.
 
TIHD to give my decider a break. I'll wait until the weekend is over :D
 
TIHD that very few people actually can influence what I choose to do each day.
 
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