Today I have decided ...........

TIHD that one bowl of cheerios just wasn't enough and that second bowl is going to come back and haunt me in about an hour or so....
 
TIHD that I will finally, once and for all, finish the second part of a story that I started last year around this time.

Which is why I'm posting on Lit instead of working on that story. :eek:
 
TIHD that I really don't give a flying fart in space if anyone understands the shit happening in my life or not :)
 
Do farts stink in space? hmmmmm Alanis should have added that line to her song...
*laughing*... y'know, I'm not really sure but I heard it in a movie and thought it was pretty damn funny to use... :D

Oh and my sympathies about having to deal with Dancing with French Named Oklahomans... ;)
 
*laughing*... y'know, I'm not really sure but I heard it in a movie and thought it was pretty damn funny to use... :D

Oh and my sympathies about having to deal with Dancing with French Named Oklahomans... ;)

Wow I can feel your jealousy from here that I have to have a Frenchman grab my hips every three minutes while licking his chapped lips over and over....yes I love my life...
 
Wow I can feel your jealousy from here that I have to have a Frenchman grab my hips every three minutes while licking his chapped lips over and over....yes I love my life...
Oh you know it, how could you ever detect my level of jealousy over having Le Frog lick his lips and tsk tsk you as you move...

I understand if you end up with a semi-permanent case of shrinkage on the nights you have to deal with the whole scenario...
 
Oh you know it, how could you ever detect my level of jealousy over having Le Frog lick his lips and tsk tsk you as you move...

I understand if you end up with a semi-permanent case of shrinkage on the nights you have to deal with the whole scenario...

Are you kidding? What is creepy is it actually makes me hard!!! I don't get it but she keeps wondering why keep asking her to stick her lips in the freezer and get them chapped up for me.
 
Are you kidding? What is creepy is it actually makes me hard!!! I don't get it but she keeps wondering why keep asking her to stick her lips in the freezer and get them chapped up for me.
Ummmm... which set of lips??? ;)
 
Wonders if I actualy need the freezer now....hmmmmmm
*curtseys* always glad to help... LOL

Don't forget about the chest type freezers... set her a sturdy chair in it and let her get the Cat a bit chilled... LOL
 
*curtseys* always glad to help... LOL

Don't forget about the chest type freezers... set her a sturdy chair in it and let her get the Cat a bit chilled... LOL

Well it is way too icy down there as it is...LOL Not too sure I want it any colder....
 
TIHD that despite how much I loved and cared the final things he said to me and the way he spoke to me has pretty much killed that. Let's hope that was his intention because it worked.
 
*whispers to stilts something to heat it up for him and her*

Didn't quite hear it because that noise enhancer they sell on tv to spy on people's conversations is a piece of shit and i have never heard two women whispering near me saying how cute I am..Thinking of suing them for false advertising
 
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