Today I... (Part Two)

Today I was told by several people how happy they were that I was able to solve their problems so quickly. I was kind of hoping one would show me how happy she really was, but that was only in my dreams as she is married.

P.S. I know my sig says I'll be offline for a while, I'm borrowing company equipment.
 
Today I realized...after 5 years of losing my daddio.... this girl still needs him and I miss him so. :(
 
Today I spent entire meeting sending/receiving filthy text messages with the fwb. Why does he have to have company?!
 
Today I made a horrible discovery. I'm down to my last six or so bags of chocolate.

Still borrowing.
 
Today I did my good deed for the day/month/year by helping a snapping turtle cross the road.

Granted, it wasn't very happy that I was helping it not get splutted by the traffic which, to it's credit, slowed down and was driving around it, but I did it anyway.

My hands smelled like turtle all the way home.
 
Today I spent a large portion of my morning on my knees and/or banging my head on the underside of desks.
 
So not the fun kind of head banging. Did you get any pervy peeks at salacious things?

Sorry I didn't respond sooner, not checking in as often as I used to.

In reality, while it sounds dirty (which is why I posted it the way I did), I was doing cabling for one of our training rooms.

Sadly, I have never had the opportunity to either see salacious things in the manner described while at work, nor have I had someone under my desk while at work. :(

He'll, I couldn't even get my ex to do it that way at our own desk when we lived together.
 
Today I will get to watch my son play football in his first game of the season (and I will be the loudest mom out there!)...I love this time of year!
 
Today I had a massage, saw a movie, swam 20 laps, got caught in the rain, lost my electricity, had Mediterranean for dinner, watched Hell on Wheels and am now relaxing from all these exertions! lol
 
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