Today I .........

Today I...

woke up about an hour ago, I think

and read something about somebody fucking themselves with a cucumber?

and now my cucumber smells funny and is dripping with some kind of juice I think?
 
Gutterslut said:
today i.... was more bored than ever.
:(

Mornin gutterslut!

Today I will go grocery shoppin, pay bills, clean the litterbox, take out the trash, AND WATCH LOTSA FOOTBALL :nana:
 
.....eat all the food in the house so I can start my resolutions clean tomorrow :nana:
 
just woke up

started 2007 off with being sick

am actually going to stick to my resolution this year
 
have to hire a tree service to get one of my rockets out of a tree.

There goes the money set aside for another rocket. :(
 
.....was actually kinda sorta glad to get back to work....gettin bored at home :D
 
KinkyDaisy said:
Dropped my GD cell phone in the dish water and now it wont turn on. SOAB!


LOL I'm sorry but that's kinda funny

Today I...

injured my back playing football
 
Woke up
Went back to bed
Woke up again
Watched movies
Took a nap
Did some housework
Playing on the 'puter now!
 
... may have screamed when i was walking out in the garden and mistook the sprinkler hose for a very big ...like HUGE, like GIGANTIC, like MUTANT the size of a small boa constrictor, threatening the life of small villagers...black millipede.



MAY have screamed.


Maybe...


just saying...maybe.





if an APPY screams in an empty backyard, does it make a noise? :D
 
asian_princess said:
... may have screamed when i was walking out in the garden and mistook the sprinkler hose for a very big ...like HUGE, like GIGANTIC, like MUTANT the size of a small boa constrictor, threatening the life of small villagers...black millipede.



MAY have screamed.


Maybe...


just saying...maybe.





if an APPY screams in an empty backyard, does it make a noise? :D


....had a good chuckle thinking of what the scene must've been like at AP's house lol :D
 
Today I

sat all day in the hospital waiting to hear about my dad's brain tumors and the other cancer in his body systems

Can I push the Fast Forward button now?
 
wickedlady31 said:
sat all day in the hospital waiting to hear about my dad's brain tumors and the other cancer in his body systems

Can I push the Fast Forward button now?
i hope all works out well.

wishes strength for you to get through this hard time :)
 
... drove for 45 minutes in 40 degree celsius weather...to go to a shoe sale.


and i DIDN'T buy anything!! :eek: :eek:


*faints*

I know. I'ma skeeeeeeeeered. Medic? what's wrong with me?? :eek:
 
would like to say hello to all especially some friends from a while back ;)
 
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