Today I .........

Joey3308 said:
.....will stop by the woods to see if the cicada's are comin out yet and feed the deer apples, go to the Jewel Foof Store, rent a movie from BB, take out the trash, maybe vacuum the cat, write a letter to a corrupt lawyer and then send copies to our states attorneys office (she's hot), watch baseball, read lit stories, maybe go to the tanning spa, go for a run (been a long time), and take a nap in the afternoon with Mozart playin http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/BubbleGum.gif
After reading everything you're doing I'm gonna have to snuggle in and take a nap wif ya!
 
sasebrats said:
After reading everything you're doing I'm gonna have to snuggle in and take a nap wif ya!

If you were here we wouldn't have time fer a nap....till maybe later lol :cool:

I forgot to put clean the litterbox :D
 
My to do list for the day...

Go into work for a few hours and try to catch up.

Freeze my ass off at a soccer game. wouldn't ya know it's gonna be chilly this morning

Stop by the grocery store and pick a few groceries.

A few loads of laundry. Followed by fold, iron and put away...

Take a short nap...only if I'm lucky

Shower and get ready for the club tonight.

I've already changed the litterbox.
 
....filled up the tank (2.99/gal), took out the trash, ran a couple miles, yelled at Murph cuz she won't eat her fish (ever hear of a cat that didn't like fish?), wrote down all my passwords to get into stuff and put 'em in a file and wrote that password on the wall and fixed my printer but I haven't got anything to print, killed two giant creepy crawler bugs, and put a new blue cookie in the toilet :nana:
 
Still miss him. Read a love letter he wrote me, and then read it again...put it away and am trying to decide what to do with it. It makes me both happy and very sad.
 
Accept the fact that 95% of the time SOMEONE will find fault in anything I say or do.... :confused:
 
Wasn't where I wanted to be with who I wanted to be with.

Wished I could give a good friend a big hug and kick her husband in the ass at the same time.

Downloaded some songs on my daughters IPod.

Thought about Rollin all day :kiss:
 
... logged onto Lit and found a slew of silly posts made under MY Lit id. :confused: :confused:

OBVIOUSLY somebody must’ve broken into my house, broken the lock to my safe room, figured out the combination to my safe, logged onto my computer after cracking my 11 character password, figured out how to get my puter to log onto the wifi network which even I can’t get it to do most of the time, logged onto Lit and made some silly random drunken posts.

...then put the computer away and left the place in it’s original condition.

Damn thieves… :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Today (well, within a day) I got a nice PM from a friend that truly brought a smile to my face.
 
had to remind myself;

... that I can only be the best person that I can be if I don't try to be something, some body I'm not...

... that I love and cherish and need and want just as much as anyone...and hope that my actions speak that side of me... even if my words don't always say so... and hope the time may one day be taken for those emotions to be seen though they may lurk under the surface.

... that to offer a love that is true and pure and unselfish and unconditional is the best and only gift i have to give... and hope that it may someday come to mean something.

:heart: :heart:
 
... may have uncovered a conspiracy of monumental proportions :eek: :cool:

While innocently opening a new bag of jewwy babies by the brand KandyMan, a brand of which i had never sampled before, I pulled one deliciously juicy little orange jewwy baby out and brought it to waiting, trembling mouth... only to drop the poor sugary infantalised human shaped candy piece of goodness in shock! :eek:

It looked exactly the same as the jewwy babies born under the Black and Gold brand family name!! I would recognise that flat, two dimensionally, benignly smiling face anywhere!!!

Not quite believing what was in front of my eyes, i thought I would trust that which was laid flat upon my taste buds.

Gingerly, i picked up the poor discarded orange mini human glucose delicacy and, as routine, ripped off his head, before popping his little torso and legs into my mouth.

Oh, the joy that infused my buzzing tastebuds! Pure sugar seeping into my fatigued blood cells, sending tingles all the way to my newly pedicured twinkle toes.

It was a joy that i had experienced hundreds upon hundreds of times...only just this week!

But my joy quickly dampened when I remembered the problem at hand.

Any self respecting jewwy baby connoiseur would know, no matter how delicate, every different brand gives birth to different tasting babies. These were no doubt, babies of Black and Gold jewwy family.

Popping the freshly decapitated head into my mouth and spending a split second in sugar induced orgasmic joy, I continued on my mision. I picked up the, full minus one baby, bag and scanned the cleverly inane writing upon it...KANDYMAN, the bold lettering screamed out to me.

My eyes grew slinty thin. 'How dare they!,' my inner selfness of me screamed, livid at the basketball sized cojones on the marketing managers of this label. How dare they use cleverly arranged fonts and shapes to distract me from the fact I had just shelled out an extra .67c per bag (i had purchased three) for a "name" brand, when I could've just bought the Black and Gold brand for $1.69.

Oh the shame! the shaaaaaaame! How the thoughts of how I could've better spent that *pauses to do some mental arithmetic*... $2.01 flashed before my eyes! 4 cell phone minutes! 5 kernels of popcorn at the cinema candy shop!... and then it dawned on me... I could've bought a whole extra bag of jewwy babies!!.. with change!

The anger spilled over crushing the feelings of self defeat. Dragging myself to my feet,and shaking my fist at the sky, i pledged to never be a victim of brand name marketing again!! As God as my witness, i will never be overcharged for jewwy babies again!






... oh, and today I also went to uni. yay! :)
 
....had some bad news about work.

....cried about the above.

....laughed at Appy's thieves post above

....enjoyed lit for the second day running, instead of running from Lit.
 
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