Today I .........

...used a very handy technique i learned from my ex and introduced the screwdriver to the dysfunctional electrical device.
 
... learned that there is karma for using your emergency key to your next door neighbour's house to steal icecream

it is called, falling asleep forgetting you have the icecream and waking up to your own bedroom rendition of "face dowwards in ben and jerry's"
 
asian_princess said:
... learned that there is karma for using your emergency key to your next door neighbour's house to steal icecream

it is called, falling asleep forgetting you have the icecream and waking up to your own bedroom rendition of "face dowwards in ben and jerry's"

hahaha sounds interesting

today I...took a shower, that's about it since it's only 8AM
 
massacred a slice of chicken alfredo pizza. it was a bit icky...so I ate the parts I liked only.
 
... realised i'd left off a small but vital character in my email address on my resume.

oh well, guess i'll have to stay in the job i love, doing what i like where i like when i like for almost no pay whatsoever for another week.

bummer :D
 
Today I'm visiting Lit for the first time in nearly a month. I moved and had a phone service problem and hope that I also have my dial-up problem fixed, but we'll see.
 
... stood in front of the satin sheet shelf at Adairs and cursed my lil black head off. One month ago I bought my ex a set of black satin sheets to help with his dry skin for $200... and today found them on sale for...$50!!!!

... so i bought four sets :D who knows when you'll need a set of black satin sheets...or, red, or midnight blue...or forest green...thak god they didnt have pink with range polka dots, cos i probably would've convinced myself there was a need for those too.

I'd still be pissed about spending the original $200 but...appy is now in satin bed heaven.
 
... wore a too big green sequined/ sueded jacket with too small brown cord 3/4 and a purple lace G.

I love laundry day :) :rolleyes: :D







I mean OTHER people's laundry day :D ...you find such cool shit left over in the laundromat dryers :devil: *reinspects her new digs*
 
.....will stop by the woods to see if the cicada's are comin out yet and feed the deer apples, go to the Jewel Foof Store, rent a movie from BB, take out the trash, maybe vacuum the cat, write a letter to a corrupt lawyer and then send copies to our states attorneys office (she's hot), watch baseball, read lit stories, maybe go to the tanning spa, go for a run (been a long time), and take a nap in the afternoon with Mozart playin http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/BubbleGum.gif
 
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