Tom Swifties

[Essa]

"That tasted horrible" she spat

 

[bbwsadieml]

"It's awfully warm out today." he said hotly.

 

[daylightwarrior]

Do you hear all of the birds? she chirped.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Should I get the bikini panties or the thong?" she asked undecidedly.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Should I get the bikini panties or the thong?" she asked undecidedly.

"Should I wear my boxers or jockeys?" he asked her briefly.

Thanks to Sadie for the inspiration on that last one.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Boxers look much better" she said shortly.

Anytime, Lik .... My pleasure

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Is my pencil sharp enough?" he asked pointedly?

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Will this night never end?" he asked perpetually.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Have you ever seen a more intense eclipse?" he asked darkly?

Thanks again.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Have I got some gossip for you!" she whispered secretly.

Don't mention it ... Glad to help out.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I've never been so happy to find a urinal," he gushed.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I do so love desserts!" she said sweetly.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Are you 'that' Mr. Zappa?" he asked frankly.

 

[Kylan]

"Will you stand bloody still!!" the photographer snapped.

 

[lovemonster]

"Let me get you a nice cold drink," she said refreshingly.

 

[Kylan]

"I'm not screwing Rover," she said dogmatically.

 

[lovemonster]

"When did you crash the car?" he asked accidentally.

 

[iwtbyss]

"Class is starting now," she said timely.

 

[iwtbyss]

"That's the new piano teacher, " he noted

 

[Kylan]

"I skidded on ice," he said, skating around the issue.

 

[lovemonster]

"You will stay behind for detention after school," he said punishingly.

 

[iwtbyss]

"let's change the subject", she said remotely.

 

[Kylan]

"I don't believe you stupid idiots log into the Internet just to play these stupid games. Get a life, for fucks sake," Kylan trolled.

 

[lovemonster]

"I've bagged a pair of pheasants," he said bracingly.

 

[lovemonster]

"I'm gonna slice you with this razor," he said cuttingly.