Tom Swifties

[Kylan]

"Luke,I am your father," Darth Vader said forcefully.

 

[lovemonster]

"Same shit, different day." he said habitually.

 

[Kylan]

"Oh Darling, that was so good." she oozed.

 

[Kylan]

"Move, and you're dead " the soldier shot.

"Hold your fire, I'm unarmed!!" the terrorist fired back.

 

[lovemonster]

"I'm up for the lead in Joseph," he said musically.

 

[Kylan]

"Dagnabbit Father, why have you forsaken me?" Jesus asked crossly.

 

[Kylan]

"I'm up for the lead in Joseph," he said musically.

"So am I," said Mary, less miserable.

 

[lovemonster]

"Oi! Over here carrot top!" he said gingerly.

 

[Kylan]

"I've got parsley, sage and rosemary," said Kylan quickly because he ran out of time.

 

[lovemonster]

"Smell these flowers, " he asked fragrantly.

 

[Essa]

"I'm itching down below" she said crabbily

 

[lik_m_ade]

"So how much for an evening with you?" he asked tartly.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Is your salsa really hot?" he asked piquantly.

 

[SeekerFinder]

"Oh dear, I'm afraid my penis has been caught up in the pickle-slicing machinery," said Tom, going off at half-cock.

 

[Bandax]

"ICE? In my pussy?" she replied frostily

 

[Essa]

"That butt plug is way too small" she said loosely

 

[Bandax]

"I need some cock" she said, pleadingly.

 

[Essa]

"I can take a bit more in my mouth" she said throatilly

 

[Bandax]

"I will push harder then," he said forcefully.

 

[Essa]

"It's all in" she said triumphantly

 

[Bandax]

"I know," he replied effortlessly

 

[Essa]

"Got any more" she asked hopefully

 

[Bandax]

"Where would you like more?" he said, knowingly, as his gaze lowered

 

[Essa]

"down here would be fine" she replied breathlessly

 

[Essa]

"Sit here and I'll cut your hair" He said barbarously