Tom Swifties

[daylightwarrior]

"Sit here and I'll cut your hair" He said barbarously

Come on baby cum! she ejaculated.

 

[Kylan]

"Come see my new nightie," she said transparently.

“Shall I open a few buttons?” I asked, trying to titillate.

 

[lovemonster]

"Shall I put on my trackies and tshirt?" she asked casually.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Do you have the time?" she asked intermittently.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"This is always wonderful!" he remarked constantly.

 

[Kylan]

“I wonder what it‘s like to be a cow,” he ruminated.

 

[Kylan]

"I've been fleeced," he said sheepishly.

 

[Kylan]

“They fucked up my circumcision,” he said bluntly.

 

[lovemonster]

“They fucked up my circumcision,” he said bluntly.

"Let me get my teeth round those nipples," he said bitingly.

 

[Essa]

"you're fired" He said dismissively

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Did the fellow who borrowed your dog bring it back?" she asked petulantly.

Say it out loud.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Are you two gay?" he queried?

 

[lovemonster]

"Has anyone got a sharpener?" he asked pointedly.

 

[Essa]

"There's no writing on this paper" He said blankly

 

[Essa]

"Don't cut the red wire" He exploded

 

[lovemonster]

"Can someone switch the kettle off?" he called steamily.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Don't you hate having to double up thin toilet tissue?" he replied.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I've lost the helmet to my spacesuit," he exclaimed breathlessly.

I'm outta here, have a good day folks.

 

[Essa]

"I can't keep my balance, I've had way to much vodka" she said unsteadily


Have a great day Lik

 

[lovemonster]

"I can't keep my balance, I've had way to much vodka" she said unsteadily


Have a great day Lik

"You're drinking too much you know," he said lushly.

 

[Essa]

"Just a minute" He said momentarily

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I do so love the outdoors." she said naturally.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I apologize for my tardiness." he said belatedly

 

[lovemonster]

"Jesus, this thing weighs a ton," he said heavily.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I admit, I'm a little shy." she whispered bashfully.