Tom Swifties

"Come see my new nightie," she said transparently.

“Shall I open a few buttons?” I asked, trying to titillate.

:D
 
"Did the fellow who borrowed your dog bring it back?" she asked petulantly.

Say it out loud. ;)
 
"Don't you hate having to double up thin toilet tissue?" he replied. ;)
 
"I've lost the helmet to my spacesuit," he exclaimed breathlessly.

I'm outta here, have a good day folks. :) :kiss:
 
"I can't keep my balance, I've had way to much vodka" she said unsteadily :D


Have a great day Lik :kiss:
 
Essa said:
"I can't keep my balance, I've had way to much vodka" she said unsteadily :D


Have a great day Lik :kiss:

"You're drinking too much you know," he said lushly.
 
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