Tom Swifties

[lik_m_ade]

"Is the entire orchestra in tune?" he intoned.

 

[Kylan]

"Dorothy, I really hope you never get back to bloody Kansas" the Tinman said heartlessly.

 

[Kylan]

"I so don't care that we're out of flowers," he said lackadaisically.

 

[Essa]

"Hurry up" she said quickly

 

[daylightwarrior]

What's all that crunchy noise? she snapped

 

[lovemonster]

"He's a bad apple," she said fruitily.

 

[Kylan]

"Gee... I sure wish I had a real motorcycle," he moped.

 

[lovemonster]

"He's the black sheep of the family," she bleated.

 

[Kylan]

"Yes, I know bestiality is totally immoral," he said sheepishly.

 

[lovemonster]

"You know my favourite position is doggie style!" he barked.

 

[Kylan]

"You know my favourite position is doggie style!" he barked.

"Like I give a damn," Kylan typed carefully.

 

[lovemonster]

"I'll give you a call later," he said phonetically.

 

[Kylan]

"I stubbed my toe rushing to answer the phone," he said lamely.

 

[lovemonster]

"Jesus, it's that heavy breather on the line again," she said, panting.

 

[Kylan]

"Stop calling me Jesus!!" he said crossly.

 

[lovemonster]

"I just love this cartoon," he said animatedly

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I always give to UNICEF," he said charitably.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I do so love chocolate covered cherries!" she said cordially.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"Ronald was not my favourite McDonald's character," he grimaced.

Hi Sadie!

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I can't read a note of music" she cried lyrically.

Hey Lik!

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I think B. F. Skinner was right," he said determinedly.

Good to see you, how are things?

 

[bbwsadieml]

"You take my breath away!" she gasped.

Doing well ... and you?

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I believe I've split my trousers," he panted.

Good thanks, rearranged the living room and rewired the entertainment centre today-now I'm relaxing and enjoying myself.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I prefer supine to prone position." she lied.

Wow ... can you come over and rearrange my living room too?

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I prefer supine to prone position." she lied.

Wow ... can you come over and rearrange my living room too?

"Have you ever been hypnotized?" he suggested.

I could, but would likely do a better job if you let me rest until at least tomorrow.