Tom Swifties

[Essa]

"I can't find the remote" she said controllingly

 

[bbwsadieml]

"No! I don't want to!" she said stubbornly

 

[lovemonster]

"Have you got your camera?" he asked candidly.

 

[daylightwarrior]

I had a nightmare! she said dreamily.

 

[lovemonster]

"Let's go put up this fence around the house," he said territorially.

 

[daylightwarrior]

Well, my name is mud, was his dirty reply.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"I've lost 10 pounds!" she said lightly.

 

[daylightwarrior]

Holy Mother of God!! he said piously.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"How do these pants make my butt look?" she asked cheekily

 

[daylightwarrior]

"How do these pants make my butt look?" she asked cheekily

Did you paint those on? I'm in lust again. He said passionately.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Did you paint those on? I'm in lust again. He said passionately.

"So soon? I think I can help you out there." she said readily

 

[lovemonster]

"Hey Boy! You're in the army now!" he said regimentally.

 

[lovemonster]

"You're just an old queen," she said regally.

 

[DLL]

I'm tired she yawned sleepily.

 

[lovemonster]

"Be careful, that's superglue," he said fixedly.

 

[Essa]

There's room for one more He admitted

 

[daylightwarrior]

Damn girl! you look hot!!! he said heatedly.

 

[bbwsadieml]

"Wow ... you're very talented, aren't you?" she said impressively.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I think we need to preserve the environment," he said good-naturedly.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I think I just had a stroke," he said half-heartedly.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I think the stock market is doing much better," he speculated.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I just wish I felt inspired," the artist mused.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"To the grilled cheese sandwich," he toasted.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I believe my favourite role was the 6-fingered man," Christopher guessed.

say it out loud

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I have sinned," Jimmy swaggered.